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Comments History

Sep 9, 2008 @ 12:05:37

Re: assimelonation (groan)


Jul 2, 2008 @ 15:09:45

Re: do you hear what i hear

He said he was just planning to have you support him

Dec 18, 2007 @ 14:28:40

Re: more like klownbuchar

Also, 2g1c

Dec 18, 2007 @ 14:28:09

Re: more like klownbuchar

But she's so cheery and minnesotan!

Jul 15, 2007 @ 19:13:28

Re: more than meets expectations

From what I hear (thanks Dani!), the childrens' underpants would fit just fine..

Feb 5, 2007 @ 17:24:29

Re: what a wiikend!!

I'm sure it was an "accident" ...

Jan 29, 2007 @ 14:28:15

Re: swedish sojourns

To be fair, the car isn't made by an airplane company. The airplanes are made by an airplane company, the cars are made by GM ...

Jan 17, 2007 @ 10:04:00

Re: You come across website.

Dear Dani: you don't see him often because he's sneaking around behind your back with a damn tramp. Slap him next time you see him. Then spit in his face.

Jan 1, 2007 @ 19:10:06

Re: happy nude year

What the devil?

Nov 27, 2006 @ 10:18:05

Re: my dream pet

You have a Wii too? Everybody's got nice stuff but me (I want a car I want a jet-ski) </deadmilkmen>

Nov 25, 2006 @ 20:55:59

Re: my dream pet


Nov 25, 2006 @ 00:37:10

Re: my dream pet

Zach, where are you? You're not online. I'm scared.

Also, you should buy a Wii. I don't have a TV, so I can't get one. But you could. And then I could hang out.

Nov 22, 2006 @ 10:33:48

Re: secrets secreted

Monkey versus Donkey, Monkey versus Donkey, Monkey versus Donkey

Sep 25, 2006 @ 14:47:02

Re: i'm a warm bodega

Cause I don't have your digits Pamela...

Sep 14, 2006 @ 11:57:08

Re: no, that's tora bora

Zach quote of the day, in response to "who is she?"
"Some girl I made out with awhile ago... "

Zach, you're a classy man.

Sep 1, 2006 @ 15:23:49

Re: sarah sandesky

So where else does she have tattoos?

Sep 1, 2006 @ 10:47:03

Re: sarah sandesky

And she smokes...

Sep 1, 2006 @ 10:06:10

Re: sarah sandesky

Yah, but... SARAH

Sep 1, 2006 @ 09:21:23

Re: sarah sandesky

You should have married Sarah when you had the chance.

Aug 17, 2006 @ 15:12:42

Re: i hope you like murdered

Zach - you can't cure depression with $20 used bikes. You cure depression with Macbooks and plasma TVs. Idiot.

Jul 29, 2006 @ 00:53:32

Re: pillow pants' precious


Jul 23, 2006 @ 01:49:08

Re: i still got it

Zach. Your blog does not make me entertained anymore.

Jul 18, 2006 @ 16:58:51

Re: boobonic plague

Sick sex is the bomb. It's all "uNF uNF cough uNF uNF cough" man that's so hot...

Jul 18, 2006 @ 14:09:01

Re: boobonic plague

and also C) Doesn't come comfort you in your sickness, but instead sleeps with your friend

Jul 12, 2006 @ 12:58:07

Re: truth's trivial treachery

Xopl sold out to the relationship crowd. Cry.

Jun 16, 2006 @ 11:14:03

Re: colourful

First blog in 4 days and it's this crap? Bah.

Apr 23, 2006 @ 21:54:02

Re: mill city monster

So... We need an oxy-acetylene torch then, eh?

Mar 30, 2006 @ 09:42:41

Re: evil pod people

I love Papanikolopoulos. Did you have class with him? He's been over here a few times for TechTalk and whatnot.

I have a friend with a garage, lots of tools, and an interest in buying a welder, if you have any great mechanical geek ideas ...

Thanks again for the help. It was rocking.

Mar 17, 2006 @ 22:09:49

Re: an azure atrocity

Folks, Zach sold out. He's not a geek anymore. Deal.

Feb 20, 2006 @ 11:18:52

Re: a scanner darkly

It was me. Don't tell anyone.

Feb 15, 2006 @ 08:49:44

Re: news flash

Blogging at 7:41am eh? You may be addicted.

Feb 13, 2006 @ 21:05:21

Re: hee haw

Yeah, way to loan the gov't money to help finance a war that's killing Iraqis every day. Well done there.

Feb 7, 2006 @ 16:30:04

Re: redmeat relocated


Feb 4, 2006 @ 21:25:08

Re: queer eye for the bear guy

Oh wait, I read on IMDB, I get it now. Damn.

Feb 4, 2006 @ 21:24:21

Re: queer eye for the bear guy

I heard about this ... it sounded like a hoax though... or, blair witch syle. What's the deal?

Jan 30, 2006 @ 21:06:40

Re: sick of tegan, too?

Well no, but ... still...

Jan 29, 2006 @ 15:33:14

Re: sick of tegan, too?

Even yours?

Hey, you were like 15 feet away from me, how come you didn't call?

Jan 24, 2006 @ 10:11:09

Re: here we go again


Jan 23, 2006 @ 16:30:44

Re: here we go again

Hey, you shouldn't talk like that about Linda. She's a nice girl.

Jan 23, 2006 @ 14:03:54

Re: here we go again

Your page has gone sort of link happy. How about some news on your personal life? I hear you're sleeping with a new girl.

Jan 4, 2006 @ 17:36:37

Re: look paul, no words!

That would have been funny if it weren't for the and gate. The and gate just made it sad. Poor lame Zach. Just think of how much time you'll have to make geek jokes when your department gets closed!

Dec 21, 2005 @ 11:33:59

Re: politics, please ignore (2)

I'm reporting you to the DHS. Terrorist.

Dec 20, 2005 @ 17:03:55

Re: merry ax-mas

Ok, now who's going to create Merry ajaXmas?

Dec 20, 2005 @ 00:47:04

Re: santa baby...

I want javascript falling snow on your page

Dec 14, 2005 @ 10:37:26

Re: gone daddy gone

Ian doesn't have a girlfriend, that's crazy talk.

Nov 28, 2005 @ 10:42:31

Re: why not

I think it's time for a DDoS...

Nov 25, 2005 @ 10:34:16

Re: der gobbley gobbley

Heh. The US Chamber of Commerce wants to tax hybrids because right now they might not be paying enough road taxes due to decreased fuel consumption. I... errr.. whaaaa?

Nov 25, 2005 @ 10:10:04

Re: der gobbley gobbley

Holy shit, CNN has a flu map. They show you which states have different levels of flu activity. Why? Gahhhh

Nov 25, 2005 @ 10:07:25

Re: der gobbley gobbley

Holy Shit. The Wal-Mart Corporate Affairs Director is the most amazing spin doctor I've ever seen. Wal-Mart is a caring, sharing, happy organization, bent on making me feel comfortable. Must eat brains.

Nov 25, 2005 @ 10:03:59

Re: der gobbley gobbley

Man... is anyone watching CNN? Oh man... I think I hate America.

Nov 20, 2005 @ 21:12:39

Re: eye walk the line

How'd you get your healthcare to pay for glasses? They only paid for my eye exam...

Nov 9, 2005 @ 08:52:40

Re: vegetarians are eating the rainforest!

Hmm... this is interesting news... interesting indeed...

Oct 22, 2005 @ 08:04:32

Re: i'll think up a title later

It's a lost cause man. Zach doesn't believe in the future of these internets thingys...

Oct 3, 2005 @ 19:55:58

Re: my social calendar

I'll sign up for the 26th mill horror tour, and punk rock holocaust.

Oct 3, 2005 @ 19:43:11

Re: my social calendar

Well, fuck you then.

Oct 2, 2005 @ 23:11:11

Re: lamenting my latent lesbianism

Like Maria...

Sep 30, 2005 @ 13:59:24

Re: lkasdjlkjwetop


Sep 28, 2005 @ 15:39:22

Re: unimaginable horror

That's no Cthulhu!

Sep 27, 2005 @ 17:50:19

Re: dance dance revolution

A #1 at Jimmy Johns as 1700mg of sodium. Holy fuck.

Sep 25, 2005 @ 19:19:34

Re: the burnsville blur

You're right. I should start drinking and picking up slutty girls at scummy bars. That will fulfill my life!

Kidding of course Zach, I respect your lifestyle choices.

Sep 25, 2005 @ 17:11:41

Re: the burnsville blur

I would assume that, were you not drunk at this very moment, you would have spelled it "teetotaler," as in teetotalism.

What about Ian MacKaye?

Sep 25, 2005 @ 15:07:54

Re: the burnsville blur

I was expecting a location-oriented database of your media, not a fucking picture. At the very least, I want mouseovers of the pictures linking back to IMDB or Amazon with the relevant info. Mine your data!

Also, your drunken antics sadden me.

Sep 13, 2005 @ 17:55:08

Re: sith made a funny

Found scrawled on a bathroom wall at the U: "Maybe Bush will invite me to Trent Lott's porch"

Heh. Liberal bathroom graffiti. Gotta love the U.

Sep 11, 2005 @ 20:19:57

Re: spyhouse's sybarite

Did you change fonts or is my computer broken? If it's the former, it sucks. If it's the latter, you suck.

Sep 11, 2005 @ 02:10:55

Re: a farrago of fun

Did he decide you weren't cool enough?

Sep 10, 2005 @ 22:29:27

Re: a farrago of fun

heh, on the pawn america ad: "Are you tired of waiting in line to do business with someone behind bullet proof glass? What are they afraid of?"

Oh... I dunno... Bullets?

Sep 10, 2005 @ 22:28:21

Re: a passing parley

Uhh, aren't you in London? And... don't worry, I don't remember last week.

Sep 9, 2005 @ 14:38:52

Re: vituperous video

"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

Those republicans rock.


Sep 7, 2005 @ 20:51:30

Re: news flash


Sep 6, 2005 @ 17:21:55

Re: up in the mourning

But how could you have FEMA without <MARQUEE> tags! Or, do other browsers support those nowadays? Or did they just get tossed?

Sep 5, 2005 @ 18:06:10

Re: venial divergence

I think George W Bush is dumb. That is all.

Sep 2, 2005 @ 09:26:19

Re: up in the mourning

They found him a while ago. Or at least, they know he got out safe, cause there was a picture of him getting loaded off a boat after being rescued.

Sep 1, 2005 @ 19:02:10

Re: up in the mourning

And now Dubya's gonna show up and give people hugs and say "We're gonna win!" ra ra. Fucking hell.

Sep 1, 2005 @ 18:23:16

Re: up in the mourning

Oh, even better, Michael Fucking Chertoff on NPR saying that he hadn't heard about the folks at the convention center, and that NPR shouldn't believe rumors (they had a fucking reporter at the convention center), and then said the folks there should just go somewhere with food...

Sep 1, 2005 @ 11:16:18

Re: co-opting the co-op

I want to go to the state fair.

Sep 1, 2005 @ 08:41:37

Re: co-opting the co-op

And by Hurricane Relief you mean drinking, hu?

Wanna go to the state fair?

Aug 31, 2005 @ 22:42:11

Re: co-opting the co-op

What's everyone up to for the next few days?

Aug 31, 2005 @ 13:59:57

Re: co-opting the co-op

But if you were a member of the Cult of Apple, you would welcome the impending apocalypse with open arms. That's why it's the best. Don't you want to experience the full power of the dark side?

Aug 30, 2005 @ 18:02:27

Re: co-opting the co-op

iPod makes girls sexy

Aug 30, 2005 @ 12:31:45

Re: co-opting the co-op

I see....

You have to remember, I'm not so good with this technology stuff.

Aug 29, 2005 @ 23:16:15

Re: co-opting the co-op

Also Christy, in reference to your post in the last blog entry - the reason I can't call or email you is that I don't know your phone number or email address.

Aug 29, 2005 @ 23:15:00

Re: co-opting the co-op

Wow, that does suck. And the cigarette smoking is especially mean. God obviously wants you to have an iPod. Not till after the new ones get unveiled on tuesday though.

Also, I'm not so sure on the mates of state...

Aug 29, 2005 @ 18:18:19

Re: co-opting the co-op

Ruh Roh. Uptown is polluting Zach's mind! This is very sad.

Aug 29, 2005 @ 00:15:04

Re: a passing parley

I want to hang out with Christy again. Can it be done?

Also - Christy, are we are the point where I'm allowed to talk to you directly via the interweb, or is that unacceptable?

Aug 28, 2005 @ 16:58:25

Re: delicious danger

I'm sitting in an airport. That is all.

Aug 23, 2005 @ 18:56:48

Re: glorious gamepads

So what's everyone up to?

Aug 22, 2005 @ 09:45:31

Re: particular problems

Whew. Apparently my phone is just trying to drive me nutso.

Aug 21, 2005 @ 23:50:57

Re: particular problems

No, I swear she called. Maybe she just was just doing some phreaking or something, to trick my phone.

Aug 21, 2005 @ 23:24:26

Re: particular problems



So, Christy, did you call me this morning at like 2:30? Cause, I swear you did. And I kind remember talking to you. But my phone has no record of receiving a call, so I'm kind freaked out. Did I dream that? I was kinda half asleep. Woah..

Aug 20, 2005 @ 19:12:38

Re: particular problems

Johnny Z would be an excellent name for him though. He seems like a Johnny to me.

I have now mowed the lawn with much success. Grass better watch out, when I'm in town.

Aug 20, 2005 @ 17:54:41

Re: particular problems

So, on your blog Christy, do you and Zach make snarky comments about me? Is there a whole secret world happening behind my back? Sigh.

So Christy, are you and Johnny Z hanging out tonight, or are you gonna come have french toast with me? Yeah, that's what I thought...

Aug 18, 2005 @ 18:45:11

Re: particular problems

And you're addicted to crystal meth too. Which has seriously impacted your blogging productivity.

Aug 18, 2005 @ 16:11:54

Re: titillating and title-less

Yeah whatever, I'm used to rejection.

Aug 18, 2005 @ 08:15:47

Re: titillating and title-less

I'll explain it.

So, I rolled up to zachs pad in my lamborghini (being a rockman-lover). All of a sudden, gunshots rang out like a bell. It's a good thing I had my 9, which I grabbed, and all there was to be heard was shells (falling on the concrete real fast).

So, as we can see, if there is a problem, I'll solve it.

Or not?

What's your version of events?

Aug 18, 2005 @ 00:09:27

Re: titillating and title-less

So Christy, when you start your hipster job, do you need a no-good-nik leech to suck your time and resources? Cause, I was thinking, I'd be good at that.

Aug 17, 2005 @ 23:40:35

Re: titillating and title-less

Why did your website just say "Please stand by" ?

Aug 17, 2005 @ 17:35:44

Re: titillating and title-less

Heh. I just wonder what the neighbors thought when they saw me get led out of the house and put in the back seat of the squad.

Aug 17, 2005 @ 09:39:23

Re: titillating and title-less

So I'm walking down selby, having gotten a delicious oreo blizzard from DQ. Couple kids come up behind me, tap me on the shoulder, ask if I've got some money. I said no, as I had quite literally spent my last $4 on said ice cream treat. They dropped back a bit, I kept walking. Then they came up again and said "Give us your wallet."

At this point, I started questioning whether this was a good situation to be in.

So, I quickly crossed the street, at which point they started running after me. I started running too, made it to Arden's house and got inside, they gave up at some point just before that. Then I called the cops.

Cop cars run a very ugly WindowsXp theme, and the back seats are rather uncomfortable. But they got me home, and all is well.

Aug 17, 2005 @ 01:53:41

Re: titillating and title-less

Right then, so I had to run away from guys trying to mug me tonight. Fucking hell. It was almost like being in your neighborhood Zach.

Aug 14, 2005 @ 00:55:20

Re: titillating and title-less

Wednesday night is probably good for me.

Aug 12, 2005 @ 18:48:46

Re: titillating and title-less

Also - I'm not sure when I'll be back on Monday, so maybe?

Aug 12, 2005 @ 18:35:18

Re: titillating and title-less

Heh, it was <60F in the studio today.

I chatted up Christy. It was fun!

Aug 11, 2005 @ 16:53:18

Re: castigative couch and the k

I have a cute everything.

Aug 11, 2005 @ 16:16:12

Re: castigative couch and the k

Sniff. Thanks for playing my song babe.

Aug 11, 2005 @ 15:47:30

Re: castigative couch and the k

No, just want to know how long I have left to enjoy the warm glow of knowing you're in the same building.

Aug 11, 2005 @ 00:26:45

Re: castigative couch and the k

So Christy, when do you start the corporate whore job?

Aug 10, 2005 @ 15:48:03

Re: castigative couch and the k

No No, the one about fascism.

Aug 10, 2005 @ 13:26:40

Re: castigative couch and the k

By the way - the very funny note on the candy machine in Rarig - that was me. aww yeah.

Aug 9, 2005 @ 21:44:13

Re: castigative couch and the k

I was sort of standing behind Thomas, for fear of looking like I was trying to really be hip.

Aug 9, 2005 @ 18:30:25

Re: castigative couch and the k

I was helping with the CD toss, you were at the other end of the hall. Unless you weren't in Rarig today, in which case it was some other hottie...

Aug 9, 2005 @ 14:18:36

Re: castigative couch and the k

Christy! I just saw you, but you were all high-and-mighty.

Aug 9, 2005 @ 10:25:44

Re: castigative couch and the k

I'm in Wisconsin for the weekend shooting for a DARPA project. I'll be back monday night - how's next week for everyone?

Aug 9, 2005 @ 00:09:43

Re: castigative couch and the k

Woah, I pulled a Christie. My most sincere apologies Christy. I'll make it up to you with some fantastic toe sucking (or whatever's your bag)

Aug 9, 2005 @ 00:08:22

Re: castigative couch and the k

So Z-dog and Christie-dog, when are we gonna chill?

Aug 8, 2005 @ 18:14:08

Re: castigative couch and the k

I'd be hawt on MLC too!

Aug 6, 2005 @ 18:45:25

Re: moving & mario

Eat it Zach.

Aug 5, 2005 @ 08:12:49

Re: new content

I dunno, is that where the gas chambers are?

Aug 4, 2005 @ 23:47:53

Re: new content

Well you implied. And imply makes an IMP LY (lie). See!

Aug 4, 2005 @ 00:34:46

Re: new content

And the MIA is a great place for a date too.

Also, a headline on the AP wire
"Slain Marines Tried to Root Out Insurgents"
It would have been much funnier if it read
"Slain Marines Tried to Root Out Insurgents, Succeeded."

Aug 4, 2005 @ 00:33:24

Re: new content

You've never been to the MIA? The East Asian section is outstanding, especially some of the buddhist art. The park across the street is fun too, especially in the snow.

Aug 2, 2005 @ 09:59:48

Re: unbothersome badinage

Frankly, if knowledge of 70s london punk doesn't getting the ladies, nothing will. Right?

Aug 2, 2005 @ 00:57:14

Re: unbothersome badinage

Crass. Band from the UK (1977ish). Responsible for the genre of music known as, appropriately enough, crass music. Like, for example, rudimentary peni. Sort of punk derivative. They had a song that went "Big A Little A Bouncing B, The system might have got you but it won't get me ..."

So hence you said "and it's a little crass" and instead I provided "a little Crass."

Aug 1, 2005 @ 23:37:39

Re: unbothersome badinage

Big A Little A Bouncing B

Now that's a little Crass.

By the way, thanks Christy!

Aug 1, 2005 @ 15:50:23

Re: unbothersome badinage

Heh, so I should kill myself rather than chat up girls? Fantastic.

Aug 1, 2005 @ 00:08:49

Re: unbothersome badinage


Aug 1, 2005 @ 00:07:06

Re: unbothersome badinage

I'm hijacking this comment there. With the semester beginning shortly, I'd like to hear everyone's advice on chatting up girls! Have at it!

Jul 31, 2005 @ 01:54:01

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?

I was pretty fucking close. $1.58 off, that's close enough to win it all, right?

Jul 30, 2005 @ 23:05:10

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?

Hoo-boy... we need some fresh blog content, cause this shit is going downhill...

Jul 29, 2005 @ 08:55:28

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?

And all of you miserable muddy fuckheads... are alright...


Jul 28, 2005 @ 20:15:48

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?


Jul 28, 2005 @ 18:16:33

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?

If that's more than $74.33 then that is a very deceptive photo.

Jul 28, 2005 @ 00:56:56

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?


Jul 27, 2005 @ 15:29:07

Re: go team!!

If you're going to make a comment bot, at least give it proper grammer. What has the world come to!

Jul 26, 2005 @ 00:29:55

Re: flummoxed lummox

I suppose it would be too quick. Perhaps next week we'll be ready for cohabitation. For now we can stick to the sweet sweet lovin'

Jul 24, 2005 @ 23:42:34

Re: flummoxed lummox

Wow, talk about excuses!

Jul 24, 2005 @ 22:37:21

Re: flummoxed lummox

I have a couch! But I'm in St Paul, so I guess you wouldn't want to go slumming.

Sorry to hear about the gang violence. Whereabouts in minneapolis was this?

Nice to see you again too...

Jul 18, 2005 @ 22:02:48

Re: so little time


Jul 17, 2005 @ 15:11:49

Re: so little time

That's from like 1999 dude, get with the times. There was some question as to whether it was a legitimate site or not too.

The Laser LP players are very hip though.

Jul 16, 2005 @ 16:21:34

Re: day off

That entertained me for a whole 7 seconds. What about the rest of the evening?

Jul 15, 2005 @ 21:51:34

Re: g.i. jooooooooooe

No Zach, sed is never the solution. Sed is a gateway command - next it'll be awk, and then down the slippery slope that ends up in "emacs can do everything!" world. Stop now, and return to nice friendly perl/php.

Also, the new NIN video for "Only" is complete crap. Your opinion?

Jul 15, 2005 @ 10:23:14

Re: g.i. jooooooooooe

Where's the rest of the audience? Folks? Hello? I can't just mock zach all the time.

Jul 14, 2005 @ 01:18:48

Re: unfettered and bettered

Also, to all the ladies in the hizzouse, I have my new shoulder bag now, and I'm damn sexy. Just letting you know so you can get your groove ready for encountering me...

Jul 13, 2005 @ 21:58:24

Re: unfettered and bettered

Probably cause of the pin thing...

Jul 13, 2005 @ 21:01:43

Re: unfettered and bettered

What happened?!

Jul 13, 2005 @ 09:18:04

Re: unfettered and bettered

Everest on Grand. A block down from Grand and Hamline.

Jul 13, 2005 @ 00:20:48

Re: unfettered and bettered

Rawr. Now I'm just posting to have the FP. How sad...

Jul 12, 2005 @ 10:10:49

Re: meat market mondays

Next time I see you, I will poke you with a pin to see if you're a robot...

Jul 11, 2005 @ 21:02:49

Re: meat market mondays

I don't recall that second to last sentence happening. And in fact, it causes me to call into question your entire blog. Perhaps all these women are made up...

Jul 9, 2005 @ 00:41:48

Re: insulting injury

See, long, long ago, there was a musical genre called punk rock (not to be confused with capital p Punk of the emm-tee-vee [meet sue be she!]). And, in said genre, there were bands who were pretty cool long ago. In this instance, I was quoting a band called the dead kennedy's, a band that did indeed rock with punkitude. But then the rest of the band sued Jello and stole the music and released new cds with new mixes of all the songs and they all kind of sound like crap.

Speaking of punk, do all the folks here love Iggy Pop the proper amount? I often worry that he doesn't get the love he so rightly deserves...

Jul 8, 2005 @ 18:46:35

Re: insulting injury

Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man!

Jul 8, 2005 @ 11:41:52

Re: insulting injury

Zach, I want to get lunch. Why aren't you reachable?

Jul 7, 2005 @ 19:44:15

Re: insulting injury

I did buy you dinner though. And you didn't even put out.

Jul 6, 2005 @ 23:46:59

Re: it's grape to be back

Hey, I might cut loose and have ... a diet coke.

Trust me, I get crazy sometimes!

Jul 6, 2005 @ 23:15:44

Re: it's grape to be back

So Christy, you gonna come out with Zach and I tomorrow after work? We'll be all... professional-like. Hot, hu?

Jul 6, 2005 @ 20:18:33

Re: it's grape to be back

So what, you're hardass for the whole union now? Well maybe I'll go start enforcing law and order on the theater kids.

Where the hell are you? I want to go get ice cream, so you should drive over here. But no, you don't care about me. So fuck you. Fuck you Zach. I don't need your shit.

Please come back to me baby. I didn't mean it.

I'm out like Mary Cheney, later dudes!

Jul 6, 2005 @ 14:05:01

Re: like riding the vomitron

Seriously zach, you can IM from work. I promise. Now get online and entertain me.

Jul 6, 2005 @ 09:23:40

Re: like riding the vomitron

Sometimes I wonder how many people on this blog are really just Zach posting under other names. I'm not entirely sure that even I'm real. Just an observation.

Jul 6, 2005 @ 00:17:20

Re: like riding the vomitron

I was attempting humor by referencing the unicorn shirt. Apparently I failed.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 21:18:58

Re: like riding the vomitron

Yeah, I just don't get the whole "teh" thing. I mean, we're already spiraling towards being an illiterate culture, why do we need to speed things up with that kind of thing?

Now, that Unicorn shirt on the other hand...

Jul 5, 2005 @ 18:34:51

Re: like riding the vomitron

In that case, it was just lame.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 16:05:08

Re: like riding the vomitron

"Ian and Melissa were the lame the whole time. "

Were you trying to be "teh funnay" like somethingawful circa 1999, or did you just fuck up? -1 for grammar errors.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 15:26:23

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

I dated a 30 year old and I was 21. Wasn't really an issue...

Jul 5, 2005 @ 14:12:15

Re: self-sustained suffering

Yeah, that movie was a whos-who of typecast actors. Oh, and the other girl is apparently a fashion model who was addicted to heroin from 14 - 19. That's kind of nuts.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 13:04:51

Re: self-sustained suffering

Zach - you can IM from this new job, right? That'd be sad otherwise...

Jul 5, 2005 @ 08:40:06

Re: self-sustained suffering

Duly noted.

Jul 4, 2005 @ 23:37:23

Re: self-sustained suffering

So last night I watched "Slackers" cause, well, I was bored. Anyways, the guy who was in SLC Punk and Freaks and Geeks (not the one who was only in SLC punk, and not Pete from Pete and Pete) had the theory about talking down to the ladies to make them love you. But you know, I just don't think I can do that.

I should say that I am capable of being confident in real life. Only sometimes though...

Jul 4, 2005 @ 02:47:44

Re: self-sustained suffering

Oops, I forgot to include obvious sexual undertones (I guess they're overtones if they're obvious?)!

"So, what I really need is someone to help me test out the loveseat" blah blah blah.. sexy blah blah poor colin sad and alone... booo hoooooo... whining on a deserted blog... time to put on some Promise Ring and cry myself into an Emo haze. Or play with my sexy sexy new lens... remember kids, consumer goods or love, but not both!

Jul 4, 2005 @ 02:42:29

Re: self-sustained suffering

So I hit up ikea last week. Now I've got a dinner table, a bookshelf and a couch (more of a love seat I guess, smallish). Rock on. I'll have to hold a dinner party at some point, with deliciousness and sittingness. That's my fourth of July story.

Jul 1, 2005 @ 09:52:09

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

Well, yeah, you pretty much are.

Jul 1, 2005 @ 09:51:07

Re: self-sustained suffering

Ahhh, I see now. "All About My Mother" (Todo Sobre Mi Madre) - you can see how I'd get confused. That one is Petro Almodovar...

Jul 1, 2005 @ 09:41:34

Re: self-sustained suffering

Heh. Woops. You might want to be careful about watching that with parents then. What the hell film was I thinking of?

Jun 30, 2005 @ 10:59:05

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

Hey Christy - Just so you know, I have no qualms at all about dating undergrads.

That sure was an insanely long blog entry. All the things I had thought up to write at the beginning have since faded away.

I just told my excellent story about being abused at the Boynton Dental clinic. That was fun. On the other hand, one gets lots of free sympathy for saying "yeah, they accidentally ripped a filling out of my mouth."

So, in that blog entry, you made about 50 references to various "hot chix0rez!!!11!!eleven!!!" that you encountered throughout your travels. Be careful - when you decide to "go steady" with a girl you fancy, and she reads your blog, she'll think you're a manwhore.

I just googled for ookie cookie, and, according to Salon:
"My own college was no different, nor the hazing less terrifying. As at most schools, there was a rumor that trumped all others -- of a pledging endgame called "Ookie Cookie" in which fraternity hopefuls masturbated onto a cookie. The last one to finish faced a grueling ultimatum: eat the cookie or face instant excommunication."


Jun 28, 2005 @ 08:29:17

Re: polly want a craigslist?

And by FFII I mean FFIV of course, if you're a cool cool geek like the cool cool christy. Aww yeah..

Jun 28, 2005 @ 08:27:57

Re: polly want a craigslist?

FFII all the way. Cecil be my lovah. Ya...

Jun 27, 2005 @ 11:36:43

Re: polly want a craigslist?

Wild Guinnea pig? Hu?

Jun 26, 2005 @ 18:07:04

Re: sure as a sherpa

Worst. Blog. Ever.

Jun 22, 2005 @ 22:51:41

Re: exigent experience excellent

It was bound to happen. At least this way we can skip the awkward "mutual respect" phase...

Jun 22, 2005 @ 17:14:41

Re: exigent experience excellent

Right, sorry.

Jun 22, 2005 @ 11:56:45

Re: exigent experience excellent

Ok, I lied. Thursday is no good either. But friday...

Jun 22, 2005 @ 11:49:11

Re: exigent experience excellent

I'm afraid I'm at the other job today. Hows about Friday (or 1ish thursday)?

Jun 21, 2005 @ 23:44:55

Re: exigent experience excellent


What if the U took us both out? They don't seem to be reading all these reimbursement receipts I've been submitting..

Jun 21, 2005 @ 16:41:23

Re: exigent experience excellent

No way, that's some scary shit. I'd be all "uhh, errr, mumble mumble..."

Jun 21, 2005 @ 16:25:17

Re: exigent experience excellent

Hey Christy, seeing as you keep lurking round my hood, you should take me out for lunch sometime. I promise to be a good date.

Jun 21, 2005 @ 12:28:20

Re: exigent experience excellent

Hmm.. that doesn't sound like the cicago trip I heard about...

Jun 20, 2005 @ 14:04:45

Re: blocked blandishments

Christy made it storm. That's pretty fucking cool.

Jun 20, 2005 @ 08:35:21

Re: blocked blandishments

"Because the hiring department has received a sufficient number of applicants for this position we have not forwarded your application."

Now that's some serious deep dicking.

Jun 19, 2005 @ 17:12:03

Re: blocked blandishments

Arden just got an urban outfitters couch and it was crap. Hrm.

Jun 19, 2005 @ 15:22:39

Re: blocked blandishments

Don't have a couch yet. You can help me find one though, then you can sleep on it..

Jun 19, 2005 @ 12:31:27

Re: blocked blandishments

I think I went a little far with this new air conditioned utopia. It's fucking freezing in here this morning.

And of course, you're both welcome to visit..

Jun 18, 2005 @ 14:03:29

Re: blocked blandishments

I hope that doesn't mean "new york" soon.

Boy, this air conditioning sure is nice...

Jun 17, 2005 @ 19:57:43

Re: somewhere over the fd&c rainbow

Zach forgot about his blog :(

Jun 11, 2005 @ 01:35:47

Re: somewhere over the fd&c rainbow

Well, maybe next saturday (after you help me move) we can get french toast.

Jun 10, 2005 @ 23:55:13

Re: somewhere over the fd&c rainbow

Zach, where the hell are you. I want french toast. (And no, that's not code for anything, I want some damned french toast and I want someone to talk to while I eat it)

Jun 10, 2005 @ 20:03:18

Re: somewhere over the fd&c rainbow

Maybe somebody stole your identities.

Jun 8, 2005 @ 20:28:22

Re: otter's odius opus


Jun 8, 2005 @ 12:09:59

Re: otter's odius opus

Was it startup.com? I've got the dvd if you want it...

Jun 7, 2005 @ 22:05:57

Re: done [been] drinking

They unfired me already. I'm back to being a high rolling pimp with love to spare..

Jun 7, 2005 @ 12:11:12

Re: done [been] drinking

Christy: we should. make out.

Bwahahaha. I = teh funnay.

So apparently I got fired by the U. Again. Basically every year around this time the computer fires me. And then they stop paying me for a month or two. Bastards.

Jun 6, 2005 @ 23:33:56

Re: done [been] drinking

When are we all gonna hang out?

May 31, 2005 @ 19:02:13

Re: writing rotation

Zach broke his lesbian... was bound to happen...

May 29, 2005 @ 16:29:05

Re: saturnine saturday

You effete asshole

May 27, 2005 @ 20:23:40

Re: abnegating admission


May 27, 2005 @ 12:46:38

Re: abnegating admission

I suppose now that Christy and I are lovers, you have very little to blog about... hence the lack of fucking updates, lamer.

May 24, 2005 @ 21:33:36

Re: abnegating admission

Biblical know?

May 24, 2005 @ 13:37:03

Re: a proscenium apollo g

Zach censored his fuckup. Ha!

May 23, 2005 @ 23:29:44

Re: a proscenium apollo g

Christy, are you looking for other men?


May 21, 2005 @ 14:42:52

Re: a proscenium apollo g

There we go.

May 20, 2005 @ 21:44:27

Re: a proscenium apollo g


May 19, 2005 @ 20:25:39

Re: a proscenium apollo g

And thusly, we kissed with tongues.

May 19, 2005 @ 15:46:50

Re: a proscenium apollo g

The makeout thing still stands of course.

May 19, 2005 @ 09:52:59

Re: beaver tale

Did anyone catch Fresh Air on NPR last night? Terry was interviewing this nutter who was explaining that evolution is responsible for facism, nazi-ism, communism, feminism, Kinsey, the Khmer Rogue, Mao, and a whole host of other things. And he wasn't saying "because of evolution, humanity evolved from apes and eventually came up with Lenin" but rather "because of Darwin, folks are evil and we should just teach Creation in schools."

Crusades anyone?

(Hitler called himself a Christian too)

May 19, 2005 @ 09:45:06

Re: ablution of the blues

Not to make a mockery of your introspective blog, but I'd like to make a mockery of your introspective blog.

So I have a very attractive coworker at one of my jobs who is in to NIN, technology, linux and other cool stuff. Plus she's of non-eurocentric descent. You should come by some time and make her fall in love with you.

May 16, 2005 @ 20:50:38

Re: latest and greatest

Sweet. health insurance would rock, hu?

May 15, 2005 @ 11:11:10

Re: conversation corrected

I guess what I'm saying is that I'd like you to get drunk and make out with me.

May 14, 2005 @ 11:15:33

Re: conversation corrected

While I don't drink, I'm happy for you to drink. In fact, I'd even encourage it!

May 12, 2005 @ 22:53:51

Re: conversation corrected

He just don't love us anymore Christy. Maybe you and I should become a power couple - to crush his heart?

May 11, 2005 @ 22:35:52

Re: the mood of food

Speaking of DVDs and you fucknuts - I bought some DVDs from the UK, but forgot to change my default address in PayPal, so the DVDs went to 17th ave. Now some crazy hippies have them, or had them, and I have to break in and steal them. Either of you nutters still got a key?

May 10, 2005 @ 23:22:49

Re: the mood of food

Heh. Sweet.

If you guys lived near whole foods, you'd be so insanely in love... whole foods is sex.

May 8, 2005 @ 14:45:18

Re: a new track in the arm of life

Hmm. After my mom had part of her thyroid cut out (to see if she had thyroid cancer) she got this really kickass scar that looked like someone tried to cut her head off. Maybe you can have that too!
(she wore turtlenecks for a while)

May 8, 2005 @ 01:32:00

Re: i-like-you, my haiku:

Haikus are much more
than just syllables in rows
do you mock japan?

May 6, 2005 @ 00:21:53

Re: completely recockulous

Anything I could possibly say right now would get either Zach or myself in trouble. And I'm just too nice.

May 5, 2005 @ 13:04:07

Re: i-like-you, my haiku:

Damnit, this relationship is lasting far too long. I miss AngstyZach(tm).

New NIN album is really really growing on me. Need to listen to it straight through to really enjoy it.

May 4, 2005 @ 22:17:23

Re: completely recockulous

More blogging!

May 2, 2005 @ 10:01:46

Re: you're violent end

I wanted to go to the show, but I stayed home and slept instead.

May 2, 2005 @ 09:59:53

Re: completely recockulous

Yeah, I have dreams about all kinds of sick things involving Zach, but those won't actually happen until I finish building the chamber. Wait, what?

May 1, 2005 @ 22:12:52

Re: you're violent end

This needs more explanation.

Apr 30, 2005 @ 23:14:12

Re: urinary tract inflection

I tried that. Now I'm broke. It's your turn.

Apr 30, 2005 @ 20:13:43

Re: urinary tract inflection

Zach, you should get a real job, or else gets loads of monaaay to start a business. This I have decreed.

Apr 29, 2005 @ 20:45:49

Re: maybe medical

Hrm, that's no good Zach. At least you've got lots of practice with needles... Sorry though!

Apr 28, 2005 @ 09:27:20

Re: that's two times today

Yeah, I mean, you might have to just spend every night in her apartment instead of going out and spending money on her. What a pain in the ass that would be.

Solve two problems - start smoking beggars!

Apr 28, 2005 @ 00:31:47

Re: so don't try

Sniff, I miss Zach. Luckily, given his track record, he'll be back to emo-blogging soon..

Apr 27, 2005 @ 20:40:23

Re: so don't try

Entertain me more.

Apr 22, 2005 @ 18:07:09

Re: di, di, di my darlin'

Wanna go to the May Day parade this year? May 1st.

Apr 22, 2005 @ 15:41:30

Re: di, di, di my darlin'

Sniff, no updates anymore..

Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:00:06

Re: di, di, di my darlin'

No no, see I was implying that you had sent me naughty pictures of Di. And see, that way, when she finds her blog, she'll break up with you and I'll get to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha...

Apr 21, 2005 @ 01:09:45

Re: di, di, di my darlin'

Those pictures you sent were hot. Thank's Zach, and thanks Di too!

Apr 17, 2005 @ 21:53:23

Re: to the winch, wench

Christy, all your references to the use of psychotropic substances... I'm worried that you may be... you know... a hippie..

Apr 17, 2005 @ 14:13:09

Re: to the winch, wench

Personally, I think yall suck.

Apr 16, 2005 @ 23:36:54

Re: to the winch, wench

I guess I can't come since i'm neither a girl or bringing a girl. Ian has a girlfriend? He's not just stalking a neighbor again is he?

Apr 14, 2005 @ 16:50:20

Re: urine for a laugh

Sweet. I've got some dog thyroid medication I can give you. Apparently dogs have like 10x the thyroid hormone levels that humans do, so I guess one of these pills would make you explode..

Apr 14, 2005 @ 08:28:23

Re: urine for a laugh

Hyper or Hypo? Thyroid seems like a bitch of an organ.

Apr 13, 2005 @ 21:46:28

Re: urine for a laugh

Is your thyroid broken?

Apr 11, 2005 @ 09:55:46

Re: holy hell!


Apr 11, 2005 @ 00:56:36

Re: holy hell!

Hrm... apparently I forgot to post my followup, which was "What, you filter out links? Bastard"

Apr 10, 2005 @ 19:38:18

Re: holy hell!

Is that picture from New york?

Apr 10, 2005 @ 12:32:59

Re: sunday supervenes

So, apparently you slept with 8 - 10 girls in the span of 15 minutes last night? Very impressive my young apprentice...

Apr 10, 2005 @ 02:41:08

Re: sparkle motion lotion

Damnit zach, I need to hang out with you more. you get all the ladies...

P.S. - Come to Vegas with me next week! $229!

Apr 5, 2005 @ 22:33:55

Re: postprandial pitter patter

I was going to, but I was worried it would rain.

Apr 5, 2005 @ 12:11:02

Re: salty spelunking

Zach where are you? I want to go to dinner tonight.

Apr 5, 2005 @ 09:34:28

Re: salty spelunking

Psst Zach, did you kill Christy? where is that girl...

Seeing those pics reminded me of the Ford silica mines. Getting into there would be fun... I know where they are...

Apr 1, 2005 @ 22:03:58

Re: coffee chromatics

It does get darker when you press it down you know? But I applaud you for being one of the few who doesn't drink wuss coffee.

Mar 30, 2005 @ 12:37:54

Re: hope is restored

The mastering sounded weird to me too. Perhaps it was mixed for radio play though. Shrug.

Picked up the TDS dvd-audio set the other day. Don't have a real 5.1 setup to test with, but it is good to revisit an old friend. Plus, replacing my ancient TDS mp3s (probably one of the first cds I ever ripped) with nice clean AACs is an added bonus (my original TDS disc is pretty scratched after many a high school bus trip with Heresy blasting in my headphones).

Mar 25, 2005 @ 14:10:46

Re: an octet of urges

Sometimes you're 2bit. A 2-bit whore that is.

Mar 25, 2005 @ 00:21:55

Re: blogosphere benefits

Zach doesn't know what he's talking about in relation to nine inch nails. Let it be known.

Mar 24, 2005 @ 09:38:08

Re: liar liar, anus on fire?

Though part of the linked entry could have resulted in sore butts, had the KY not been discovered.

Hooo boy....

Mar 22, 2005 @ 13:51:21

Re: all mysty eyed

Oh, and have a good day.

Mar 22, 2005 @ 13:48:28

Re: all mysty eyed

Zach. Right now congress is try to figure out a way to keep a braindead woman from being allowed to pass away according to her wishes because of the Value Of Life(tm), while simultaneously choosing to ignore death and abuse caused by the US government throughout the world. We won't give health care to children, but we'll spend millions to keep a dead woman from looking dead.

The truth is, we're fucked and you know it.

Mar 19, 2005 @ 21:00:49

Re: beer blogging

Maybe they were just filled with different amounts? Empty one of each into measuring cups.

Mar 17, 2005 @ 18:38:19

Re: lachrymose lactations

Oh come now, what about "deep" - he's done this stuff before. I'm sure it'll all turn out OK. Right?

Mar 17, 2005 @ 17:46:49

Re: busted by blog?

Yeah.. that's me. Didn't I tell you I took a new job?

Mar 17, 2005 @ 15:26:55

Re: rant rescheduled

Heh, I hear Zach is going to have an... exciting.. day at work.

Mar 17, 2005 @ 09:28:20

Re: rant rescheduled

Sniff. I want to hang out with you fun kids. My life isn't nearly so exciting...

Mar 16, 2005 @ 18:49:05

Re: quotidian quitting

Plus, now you can say dirty things about them. Go go!

Mar 16, 2005 @ 17:46:32

Re: alaskan wildlife refuge^H^Hse

Hoorah! So, gas will be back to $1/gallon tomorrow right? That's my understanding...

Mar 14, 2005 @ 21:23:35

Re: gourmand's demands

Zach - what you up to wednesday nizzyight? We should hang out. I need to hear about your new and exciting life!

Mar 13, 2005 @ 12:53:57

Re: futher appearances are perfunctory

You should write your note, then pin it to your boss's eyeball...

Mar 12, 2005 @ 23:03:04

Re: futher appearances are perfunctory

Did you really give your two week notice?

Mar 12, 2005 @ 21:07:01

Re: hail satan!

You don't really communicate useful things over AIM anyways. Usually it's just "Heh." or "Idle"

Mar 10, 2005 @ 15:02:30

Re: whack-a-memory

Heh... backorifice rocked. That is all.

Mar 10, 2005 @ 09:18:46

Re: retro is nowtro

I think I finally managed to offend your other readers...

Mar 9, 2005 @ 12:58:07

Re: retro is nowtro

I like my women like I like my scotch - aged 12 years and into coke.

Mar 8, 2005 @ 21:17:37

Re: mumble jumble

La-de-da-da-da. Didn't the study note some other conditions regarding the results?

Mar 8, 2005 @ 21:15:59

Re: go nowhere, get famous

You both better feel me.

Mar 6, 2005 @ 17:42:45

Re: new post

His dope.

Mar 5, 2005 @ 18:47:52

Re: new post

Call in sick.

Mar 5, 2005 @ 18:00:13

Re: new post

That's my boy! What you up to tonight?

Mar 4, 2005 @ 21:57:54

Re: following in faineant footsteps

Luckily I don't ever want a gig doing web development...

Mar 4, 2005 @ 14:36:39

Re: following in faineant footsteps

I on the other hand, obfuscate all my HTML generation inside undocumented PHP functions that are brought in from outside includes. Job preservation.

Mar 4, 2005 @ 01:26:27

Re: following in faineant footsteps

And by "IE, Mozilla, Opera and Lynx" you mean "Safari" ... right?

Mar 3, 2005 @ 17:34:18

Re: following in faineant footsteps

I hear Hilter was in to standards...

Mar 3, 2005 @ 09:28:50

Re: following in faineant footsteps

It must be tough being an HTML snob in that environment. Now start yelling about CSS that doesn't conform with the WC3 spec! CSS bitching is the most exciting kind of bitching you know?

Mar 2, 2005 @ 18:36:24

Re: mellifluous mulct

Yeah! We're underemployed college graduates!

Mar 1, 2005 @ 14:36:05

Re: mellifluous mulct

I know I'd like to integrate your discrete eigenvalue matrix, if you know what I mean..

Mar 1, 2005 @ 09:30:37

Re: mellifluous mulct

The mobius?


Mar 1, 2005 @ 00:17:22

Re: sinister sleuthing

I owned you last night. In bed.


Feb 27, 2005 @ 15:25:25

Re: tubing tale

2005 Mini Cooper S Works Edition.

Feb 26, 2005 @ 21:27:16

Re: tubing tale

And you found Christy in your pants I hear...

Where is Christy anyways? Are you here sweetie?

So I went to get my Mini today, and they said "Woops, we actually don't have it ready, we called you by accident" ... woo. So instead they me an ever nicer car as a loaner...

Feb 24, 2005 @ 06:49:56

Re: insect introspection

But the dead insects are the best bit! That's half the reason for going to Noodles & Company right there...
(note: above comment not meant to do harm to the fine folks at the Noodles & Company corporation)

Feb 22, 2005 @ 18:18:09

Re: voluble in valkenvania

That blog finished faster than... a really fast thing. So what happened? Did you get your car back? Was it all busted up? Broken bones and nasty cuts?

Feb 20, 2005 @ 22:21:36

Re: lustful legerdemain

You laugh kind of funny.

Feb 20, 2005 @ 01:35:04

Re: maybe i shouldn't have stopped

She was weird...

Feb 19, 2005 @ 19:37:04

Re: maybe i shouldn't have stopped

When Zach was off whoring around europe, we ran a meth lab in his bedroom.

Feb 19, 2005 @ 17:54:21

Re: maybe i shouldn't have stopped

What were you, 12 in 1997?

Feb 18, 2005 @ 10:56:32

Re: latent laundry

If you kill them all, can I have some of their stuff?

Feb 16, 2005 @ 08:57:36

Re: move down


Feb 15, 2005 @ 14:52:58

Re: will you bee mine?

Hmm.. anything to get in her pants I suppose, eh Zach?

Feb 14, 2005 @ 09:41:53

Re: artichoke heart of darkness

Poe Poe Poe...

Feb 14, 2005 @ 01:31:51

Re: evince, wince

Zachy boy, did you buy TDS deluxe edition yet?

Feb 12, 2005 @ 11:39:39

Re: two many guys

I'd like to get in on something else, if you know what I mean...

Feb 11, 2005 @ 22:11:48

Re: two many guys

Like little joey?

Feb 11, 2005 @ 16:59:05

Re: pigs, all lined up

Fixed is tits all together.

Now, who has the multidisc version of halo7 and who has the single disc more tracked australian import?

Feb 11, 2005 @ 12:03:14

Re: "you're an ass," i asseverated


Feb 10, 2005 @ 23:56:42

Re: pigs, all lined up

But what about the other halos? Sure, Piggy from TDS is good, about what about Piggy (Track one) from FDTS. That's even better!

Feb 10, 2005 @ 06:38:25

Re: pigs, all lined up

cat /dev/random > mynewalbum.wav

ha ha ha.

Music fests are lame. You'd get all smelly. Plus you don't have a tent.

Feb 8, 2005 @ 09:29:02

Re: tuckus turpitude

His slave girl's taco stand.

Feb 7, 2005 @ 16:56:05

Re: tuckus turpitude

Insert something sexual regarding the word growth. I'm such a child.

Feb 7, 2005 @ 09:38:57

Re: tuckus turpitude

Doesn't your mom read this blog?

By the way, the quantity and quality of your blog entries has declined lately. Are they going to get better?

Feb 6, 2005 @ 15:12:50

Re: kvetch and retch

Oh whatever, I know how those two are...

Feb 4, 2005 @ 15:22:47

Re: discursively discusses dildonics

Yeah, but I hear that MPR is just a liberal pornography and propaganda venue anyways

Feb 4, 2005 @ 10:01:48

Re: discursively discusses dildonics

Hrm, I loaded naughty pictures at work as well. You need a NSFW tag!

Feb 3, 2005 @ 19:15:33

Re: seriatim

Ooo... I turn her off when she's on the radio... course, i turn most women off..

Feb 2, 2005 @ 14:26:29

Re: damnit, janet

Apparently you're too cool to update your blog anymore...

Feb 1, 2005 @ 15:49:21

Re: new meaning to 'drop ship'

Ok, now leave a letter on his desk that you say was courier delivered, telling them that as part of an out of court settlement, he's entitled to a $25 payment due to the mistreatment of his package. All he needs to do is call to provide some tax information.

Do it! do it!

Jan 31, 2005 @ 23:56:47

Re: new meaning to 'drop ship'

Hrm. Now send a letter saying that they shipped him somebody elses monitor and they need him to ship it back (at his expense)

Jan 31, 2005 @ 16:15:46

Re: new meaning to 'drop ship'

That's a very nice prank. I'd like to see a picture of his face when it comes. Just censor the face part too.

Jan 31, 2005 @ 14:19:14

Re: extirpate and expatriate


Jan 31, 2005 @ 12:52:38

Re: extirpate and expatriate

Anyone want to buy my car? It'd be a good Jetta replacement!

Jan 31, 2005 @ 11:47:15

Re: extirpate and expatriate

But you're cuter than me, so it all balances out.

Jan 31, 2005 @ 09:59:47

Re: extirpate and expatriate

Is wanderlust the thing that makes you kill prostitutes? In that case, I've got wanderlust too...

Jan 30, 2005 @ 14:13:20

Re: cub coupon crazies

He should have had a coupon organizer organizer. Hah!

I'm less dead now. My ears are still bleeding though. Want to go to the RockRockRock tonight for a show?

Jan 30, 2005 @ 01:38:38

Re: cub coupon crazies

That's.... scary. I bet she kept her children in little pouches too. Chopped up of course.

Jan 29, 2005 @ 19:45:22

Re: film fact finally fulfils fascination

By the way, newyork.xopl.com...

Jan 29, 2005 @ 16:46:08

Re: film fact finally fulfils fascination

Pssst, Zach. Somebody (^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) is giving you horns!

Jan 28, 2005 @ 21:37:03

Re: porsche pregunta

Is it old? Maybe you should steal it.

Jan 28, 2005 @ 15:25:04

Re: coruscating cop carriers

Heh. It's just a like a real career, except you work more, get paid less, and don't have benefits! We sure are making use of these fine college degrees...

Jan 26, 2005 @ 21:49:53

Re: evil m - p[ie] - r

HTML snob.

IS this girl attractive? You already have enough aggressive hoes, but maybe you should add an insecure girl to your pocket-full of ladies...

Jan 25, 2005 @ 19:05:48

Re: cinema cellular celebration

Ooo, is your documentary going to be about your hoes?

How about doing one about how much "The Current" sucks rocks. How many Replacements and Low songs can we cram into a 6 hour block?

Jan 25, 2005 @ 10:45:49

Re: don't dream downers

Blogging about dreams again...

I'm still sick.

Jan 24, 2005 @ 16:35:51

Re: nearly nightly nonsense

I'm sick.

Jan 23, 2005 @ 21:22:45

Re: definitely fifth circle

You should move. Does Christy have a nice place?

Jan 23, 2005 @ 03:28:40

Re: go team!!

Zach does not live in a flat. Euro-trash girl.

All in all this sounds like a good evening. I rented 8 dvds, all of which are one-night rentals. The movie rental guy looked at me awful funny. Apparently he doesn't have a mac...

Oh, and there was a work-party. It was very stiff. The work parties when the coworkers are like 40-50 are very different from the ones where the coworkers are 18-24. Who woulda thunk.

By the way, Christy love, I think you should get your own blog. That way we can compare and contrast your account of your time with zach against his own ever so insightful entries.

Make zach buy you a domain if you don't already have one. And if he says he can't host it, tell him that real men have their own servers...

Jan 22, 2005 @ 15:11:09

Re: bitch and whine

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Jan 21, 2005 @ 11:51:10

Re: axes of evil

Actually, seeing as Reuters is a major news source, I think having the article there counts as it being "in the news." Perhaps you meant "On the news"?

Colin = grumpy this morning..

Jan 21, 2005 @ 11:11:08

Re: i am alexander

So your pimp doesn't like it if you miss those prime after-dinner hours?

Oooo, snaps!

I'm sorry pamela, I still love you.

Jan 21, 2005 @ 01:32:34

Re: i am alexander

Man, your mom is going to have a bad opinion of me. Sorry Mrs Xopl! I'm only offensive in the blogosphere, not real life..

Jan 20, 2005 @ 12:10:44

Re: i am alexander

I'm starting to wonder if it's actually possible to be at a job on time. The best I can do is about 15 minutes late, and that's rare. How do the suit-and-tie crowd do it?

Jan 19, 2005 @ 19:26:44

Re: crickets

What else! C'mon, I want shenanigans!

Jan 18, 2005 @ 19:32:03

Re: sophistry does not impress me

And giving you that diease. What a bitch.

Jan 18, 2005 @ 19:08:12

Re: sophistry does not impress me

Yeah, that damn tramp. She was so much less cool than Christy! And her claiming the kid was yours, that's crazy. I mean, mostly.

Keep sucking that non-profit teet. It's the only way to live.

Jan 18, 2005 @ 09:34:28

Re: keep off the grass


There's some wet hot american MD5summing in javascript for you...

Jan 18, 2005 @ 08:34:31

Re: keep off the grass

Ooo, now that's high quality funny.

Jan 17, 2005 @ 16:27:04

Re: round-the-clock retching

You == lush.

Jan 17, 2005 @ 14:35:28

Re: oh, are they?

No No, I meant Monday.

Jan 17, 2005 @ 00:44:46

Re: oh, are they?


Jan 16, 2005 @ 12:24:29

Re: oh, are they?


+1 insightful?

Jan 16, 2005 @ 12:22:36

Re: posting plans


Jan 15, 2005 @ 21:27:50

Re: posting plans

Who's we?

Jan 14, 2005 @ 07:14:38

Re: yodar

Talk normal you damn hippie. And where is everyone else lately? Everyone else should be here to tease you as well. After all, that's why you started this blog right? Or are we supposed to be stroking your ego? I always forget...

Jan 13, 2005 @ 23:56:41

Re: increasingly indurate

If you get fired, you won't be able to buy her pretty things!

Jan 13, 2005 @ 19:26:27

Re: increasingly indurate

Now you're posting internal company email on the web. You're just trying to get fired eh?

Jan 13, 2005 @ 01:01:29

Re: update to downgrade

Working something at least...

Jan 12, 2005 @ 22:54:48

Re: update to downgrade

Jeez, it's only been like 24 hours and already Zach won't talk to me...

Jan 12, 2005 @ 13:03:27

Re: "you're killing me"

What the devil?

I still want mongolian too. You can bring the girl if that's what it takes..

Jan 12, 2005 @ 07:27:25

Re: "you're killing me"

Well see, they usually have two sensors using two techniques, so that there is redundancy. The "you're out of fuel" light is usually a separate measuring device. There are a number of techniques - floats are definitely the most common, but nowadays there are some more essoteric solutions as well.

Stay away from my man Christy. He my baby daddy.

Jan 11, 2005 @ 22:10:35

Re: more of an asshole really

I'm saving myself for Zach.

Jan 11, 2005 @ 16:15:13

Re: more of an asshole really

Pamela is hot though.

Jan 10, 2005 @ 18:01:26

Re: more of an asshole really


Jan 10, 2005 @ 15:29:58

Re: eighteenth entry

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll never figure out that Xopl is actually *coughcoughcough*, an employee of *hackcoughhack*.

Mongolian on wednesday then?

Jan 10, 2005 @ 15:27:40

Re: more of an asshole really

Spelling error!

Jan 9, 2005 @ 22:46:12

Re: miss mean mini-bar guard

Well, cause you don't work the same days as me mostly. Wanna do mongolian on tuesday night?

Jan 9, 2005 @ 15:44:57

Re: miss mean mini-bar guard

Zach, you gotta go do some shenanigans to result in more exciting blogs. Go steal a police car or something.

Jan 8, 2005 @ 21:55:29

Re: life's lessons largely learned

I think it's pronounced "Bush." Hrm. No wait, that was weak.

I want mongolian barbeque.

Jan 7, 2005 @ 23:27:01

Re: two many jobs

They do own one. It charges by the hour though. And it's a bit smelly.

Jan 7, 2005 @ 15:34:37

Re: collecting karma

Girls are never nice. She was probably a transvestite.

Jan 6, 2005 @ 21:29:47

Re: vituperrious vernacular

Oh c'mon, give it up. You're there for life at this point.

Jan 6, 2005 @ 10:04:35

Re: self-adhesive satisfaction

Ohh, sheee must be the one you were telling me about. Sweet.

Jan 5, 2005 @ 20:58:34

Re: i.l.m. - illustrated lemony magic

More new blogs!

Jan 5, 2005 @ 00:21:42

Re: i.l.m. - illustrated lemony magic

Plus, ok, so the guy built a complex lens rig just to set fire to houses. But, ok, why did he burn the other houses down if he wanted the money? I mean, ok, I understand if this is part of a bigger series, and you're setting that up as the plot for the future movies, but then you should indicate that.

But it was pretty.

Jan 4, 2005 @ 11:54:23

Re: "f" is for fucking

B is for blog you lazy ass.

Jan 3, 2005 @ 08:42:52

Re: risky business

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.

Jan 2, 2005 @ 02:49:39

Re: teotwawki

It's because you made god angry by sleeping with that chick

Jan 1, 2005 @ 15:33:07

Re: i have seen the future

Hooboy... blogging about dreams now zach. I'm starting to worry about you. Happy new year!

Dec 31, 2004 @ 22:07:08

Re: and for my next trick

Man, searching for fucking on google with safesearch off is some scary shit.

Dec 31, 2004 @ 17:02:59

Re: <easternblockquote>

By the way, the title on this blog entry was terrific.

Dec 31, 2004 @ 13:14:59

Re: <easternblockquote>

Dude, you're getting a carebear.


Dec 30, 2004 @ 19:06:47

Re: math so massive it's meaningless

"After Hurricane Mitch in 1998, when about 9,000 people were killed and 3 million were left homeless in Central America, the United States provided $988 million in relief assistance."

Dec 29, 2004 @ 23:21:55

Re: with no hope of catching up

hmm. We just need a way to turn gravity into electricity, and then beam the energy off-world, thus lowering the planet's ability to spin (me right round baby right round)

Dec 29, 2004 @ 09:45:47

Re: waxing poetic [private parts]

Hey everyone, let's guess what's still at 85%. Is it... the humidity? No...
Is it... the percent of the population that still likes dubya? No...

Oh I know, it's your damn new york page. Less emo, more html(o).

Dec 29, 2004 @ 09:43:25

Re: waxing poetic [private parts]

Also: bring me a dr pepper. I'm at the studio. That is all.

Dec 29, 2004 @ 08:45:10

Re: waxing poetic [private parts]

Oh man, blog entries that refer to themselves like this are way WAY down the path to emo. Snap out of it Zach! Tell us about the ladies and the parties and the fast fast fast life you live there in the twin cities.

Dec 28, 2004 @ 11:13:51

Re: ubiquitous update

But don't we all know them, just a little?

Dec 28, 2004 @ 10:17:03

Re: ubiquitous update

Oooo, I want to "borrow" the peewee's playhouse dvds. Borrow with my burner that is...

And by the way: making jokes about something that killed 50,000 people - awesome! Maybe Chris Jensen was there.

Dec 26, 2004 @ 20:48:31

Re: pam's props

Colin = sexyyyy

Dec 25, 2004 @ 22:54:55

Re: pam's props

La la la la la, zach doesn't love us, la la la la la la.

So Zach, I got my membership card for the historical society. We got to rock some of these places soon.

Dec 24, 2004 @ 00:40:41

Re: pam's props

I hadn't noticed that you'd decorated the site zach. excellent work.

Dec 23, 2004 @ 00:04:14

Re: toys r' us omnibus

Oooo, a journal. That's like == sex in the language of the indie kid.

Wisconsin isn't that cool zach - stay in the shitties for christmas. Or have a good christmas or something.

Dec 23, 2004 @ 00:01:45

Re: i guess he has a point

I am in need of cheap dates.

Dec 22, 2004 @ 14:54:11

Re: i guess he has a point

Hey Zach - is pamelaneko that girl you were telling me the stuff about?

Dec 22, 2004 @ 11:24:05

Re: i guess he has a point

You didn't make *me* any cookies. Bitch.

Dec 22, 2004 @ 01:35:38

Re: i guess he has a point

I'll nuke you infinity plus one time. Ha! Merry Christmas Zach!

Dec 21, 2004 @ 16:09:07

Re: frosty the cocaine "snow" man

One time me and zach were doing lines and then this dude showed up and he was like "oh shit man!" and we were like "shit!" but then it all turned out cool so no problem.

Dec 20, 2004 @ 20:03:24

Re: frosty the cocaine "snow" man

Cub coworker or MPR coworker?

Dec 18, 2004 @ 21:48:43

Re: cutest creature captured

I dunno, I bet I've seen better pictures. Like that one of Zach in pasties and a G-string...

Dec 18, 2004 @ 15:03:08

Re: proper poem production

That had like seven million w's in it. You lose! You're banned.

Dec 17, 2004 @ 23:24:23

Re: proper poem production

You, sir, have a limited grasp of the english language.

Dec 17, 2004 @ 19:20:30

Re: proper poem production

Me and my pencil needed to look at some movies. I told my pencil that the best thing about him had to be his sleek and sexy body. He replied that he thought the same thing about me. To celebrate this agreement, the pair of us travelled to the video store to rent some hot hot man on pencil action. At the store though, the clerk told us that no such tapes existed. Because of this, I used the pencil to stab the clerk in the eye. And then I cried.

Dec 16, 2004 @ 15:39:02

Re: employer's endless ennui

Do you have an RSS feed?

Dec 16, 2004 @ 13:18:01

Re: employer's endless ennui

I demand more blog entries!

Dec 15, 2004 @ 18:30:07

Re: employer's endless ennui

I rock.

Dec 15, 2004 @ 17:44:58

Re: another day, another job

Z-dog, you're kind of scaring me with this multiple personality shit.

Dec 15, 2004 @ 11:02:37

Re: another day, another job

I guess I'm just an idiot.

Dec 15, 2004 @ 08:39:13

Re: another day, another job

Sorry, I was under the impression it was a new feature. Or, are you doing server side include php or something? That would be hip.

Dec 14, 2004 @ 23:57:29

Re: another day, another job

Oooo, pagination, you're so sexy with your php. And now you statically generate your pages too? Worried about the slashdotting?

Dec 14, 2004 @ 19:37:38

Re: another day, another job

I feel a need to comment, but that was so dry that I was left thinking of the turkey from thanksgiving of '89.

Dec 14, 2004 @ 10:56:02

Re: drowning in fd&c blue #2 lake

Oh man, that was some high quality emo.

Here's the crux of your problem - you still care. Just resign yourself to crass commercialism (and Crass the band!) and get on with it. Get a dog too. They help quite a bit.

Dec 11, 2004 @ 10:54:55

Re: they took our jerbs!

Maybe you should just write about it on your blog instead of actually taking the job. Take the job! MPR would rock! You don't have to stay forever, and once you're in you can get a new position. Better than facing groceries at least, right?

Dec 10, 2004 @ 16:20:30

Re: masterfully in the middle

I do, but since according to your picture, it's fundamentally impossible to ever eat any...

Dec 10, 2004 @ 13:42:20

Re: masterfully in the middle

DAmnit Zach, they're going to have you killed now.

Dec 8, 2004 @ 23:36:39

Re: pubic crab cakes

I think you have a gambling problem. Wanna go to vegas in April?

Dec 7, 2004 @ 20:20:57

Re: interview insurection

Oh wait. Now I get it. What happened to my post asking if your website was archived in the archive.org wayback machine? Maybe I forgot to submit it.

Dec 7, 2004 @ 20:18:59

Re: interview insurection

I don't get it.

Dec 7, 2004 @ 18:19:00

Re: interview insurection

Sorry about the job G.

Just for future reference, for portfolio use you're allowed to use any project you've worked on, whether you hold copyright or not. For example, for my demo reel, I'm free to use anything that has my name attached.

Dec 6, 2004 @ 23:18:56

Re: eavesdropping a deuce

You're not me-pretty though

Dec 6, 2004 @ 00:19:30

Re: it's like that song...

I just noticed that the title on your website ("The domain of Xopl") is dumb. Change it.

In regards to the new years eve sexing, I hear rumor of hot hot goings on down at Joey's house. He and Luke are throwing a big bash!

Wait no, that's all bullshit.

Dec 5, 2004 @ 00:00:55

Re: sub-equatorial sunburn

$19.50 for your soul.

Dec 2, 2004 @ 22:45:08

Re: biggest blog buzz

Sounds like the perfect combination of slacker liberal work and a real job - go zach! Perhaps I should apply...

Dec 1, 2004 @ 23:40:12

Re: crack-cocaine in the windshield of life

I question whether user number 74 is a real person. Sounds more like some dirty hippy to me.

Dec 1, 2004 @ 21:46:24

Re: crack-cocaine in the windshield of life

Blow and hookers! For me at least. The g5 is nice too...

Nov 30, 2004 @ 23:07:30

Re: inappropriate hypothetical questions

Hmm, methinks your blog readership isn't interested in this question. I was going to answer in a much more daring manner, but I worried about offending your mom..

Nov 30, 2004 @ 10:28:28

Re: inappropriate hypothetical questions

Update More Frequently!

Nov 29, 2004 @ 17:45:33

Re: inappropriate hypothetical questions

Hmm. They don't have a Goat flavor do they? Peach then...

Nov 29, 2004 @ 00:47:09

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

I'm inside your head man..

Nov 28, 2004 @ 18:44:26

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

Today I hurt. I hurt so bad. The world came crumbling and tumbling down around me, just like it does every day. Why is there no love? Was there ever love? Was it really all you needed? Am I really doomed to be sad like this? Maybe I should get a grilled cheese at the dinkytowner instead of crying myself to sleep tonight.

Nov 28, 2004 @ 18:43:14

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

I dunno, those DNR folks are a bit too close to environmentalists. And hey, wisconsin stopped paying to pick up all the dead deer on the side of the road...

Anyways, this blog doesn't have enough emo. I shall demonstrate a proper post below.

Nov 28, 2004 @ 18:40:01

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

That's just what they want you to think! Don't give in!

Wait, wisconsin still has a DNR? I thought they got replaced by a guy named Earl and his pickup truck. Need that extra three cent state income tax cut after all...

Nov 28, 2004 @ 00:08:11

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

Personally I just get paid for sex. That might work for you too Zach...

Nov 27, 2004 @ 18:44:27

Re: sustained seasonal sounds

Yay! Zach is Back! Lets go out for dinner tonight.

Nov 27, 2004 @ 01:14:53

Re: boingboing, gobblegobble

Zach needs to blog more..

Nov 24, 2004 @ 14:17:00

Re: the paddling of the swollen bottom

If you really loved me you'd quit your job to keep me happy.

Nov 24, 2004 @ 01:26:55

Re: the paddling of the swollen bottom

I remember when Zach went to movies with me. Then he got all "too cool for you" on me...

Nov 24, 2004 @ 01:24:40

Re: cats ask for it by name

Capitalist tool.