extirpate and expatriate
<< Jan 31, 2005 @ 04:27 >>
It is kind of random that I should bring this up now, but I'd like to thank the Christy Monster for making me realise that it isn't about the grass being greener– I'm part viking, and I have wanderlust.
And there's no sense fighting it.
Reader Comments...
January 31, 2005 @ 09:59:47
sith33 (#999)
Is wanderlust the thing that makes you kill prostitutes? In that case, I've got wanderlust too...
January 31, 2005 @ 11:36:44
Christy (monster)
Ummm.... When you have a revelation like that, shouldn't you go into painstaking detail about what the hell you're talking about? Vague-ass bastard!
January 31, 2005 @ 11:38:30
Christy (monster)
Also, I'm bitter because sith is funnier than me. Although I suppose berating isn't ever as funny as hooker murder.
January 31, 2005 @ 11:47:15
sith33 (#999)
But you're cuter than me, so it all balances out.
January 31, 2005 @ 12:08:13
Christy (monster)
Awww... Zach, you never told me that sith was such a smoove talker!
January 31, 2005 @ 12:15:53
xopl (#001)
smove® is my term. Please credit me for its use.
Also, there are few things funnier than killing prostitutes... or 'toots' as I like to call them... right before I murder them.
January 31, 2005 @ 12:30:18
Christy (monster)
Um, no, I've been saying smoove for a long time (I think I got it from a movie... I can't remember which one it was). I hope we can agree to share the word; I would hate to have to tear you to shreds in court. Somehow, I don't think you'd be nearly as cute after being schooled by Judge Judy.
January 31, 2005 @ 12:52:38
sith33 (#999)
Anyone want to buy my car? It'd be a good Jetta replacement!
January 31, 2005 @ 13:38:54
Christy (monster)
sith: -1 offtopic.
We're talking about killing hookers and small-claims court. Get with the picture!
January 31, 2005 @ 14:19:14
sith33 (#999)
$3000!
January 31, 2005 @ 14:22:21
xopl (#001)
I like my hookers like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.
February 1, 2005 @ 12:30:35
xopl (#001)
Incidentally.... Christy, stay out of my freezer.
February 1, 2005 @ 22:08:20
Christy (monster)
Why? Is there ice cream in your freezer? I LOVE ice cream!
Hm, what's this?
Oh, for the love of god!!!
(secret and preferred path to take it: "Ooh, beef cutlets! Let's make this for dinner tonight!")