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<< Jan 31, 2005 @ 04:27 >>

It is kind of random that I should bring this up now, but I'd like to thank the Christy Monster for making me realise that it isn't about the grass being greener– I'm part viking, and I have wanderlust.

And there's no sense fighting it.

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January 31, 2005 @ 09:59:47

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Is wanderlust the thing that makes you kill prostitutes? In that case, I've got wanderlust too...

January 31, 2005 @ 11:36:44

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Ummm.... When you have a revelation like that, shouldn't you go into painstaking detail about what the hell you're talking about? Vague-ass bastard!

January 31, 2005 @ 11:38:30

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Also, I'm bitter because sith is funnier than me. Although I suppose berating isn't ever as funny as hooker murder.

January 31, 2005 @ 11:47:15

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

But you're cuter than me, so it all balances out.

January 31, 2005 @ 12:08:13

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Awww... Zach, you never told me that sith was such a smoove talker!

January 31, 2005 @ 12:15:53

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

smove® is my term. Please credit me for its use.

Also, there are few things funnier than killing prostitutes... or 'toots' as I like to call them... right before I murder them.

January 31, 2005 @ 12:30:18

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Um, no, I've been saying smoove for a long time (I think I got it from a movie... I can't remember which one it was). I hope we can agree to share the word; I would hate to have to tear you to shreds in court. Somehow, I don't think you'd be nearly as cute after being schooled by Judge Judy.

January 31, 2005 @ 12:52:38

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Anyone want to buy my car? It'd be a good Jetta replacement!

January 31, 2005 @ 13:38:54

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

sith: -1 offtopic.

We're talking about killing hookers and small-claims court. Get with the picture!

January 31, 2005 @ 14:19:14

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)


January 31, 2005 @ 14:22:21

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I like my hookers like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

February 1, 2005 @ 12:30:35

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Incidentally.... Christy, stay out of my freezer.

February 1, 2005 @ 22:08:20

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Why? Is there ice cream in your freezer? I LOVE ice cream!

Hm, what's this?

Oh, for the love of god!!!

(secret and preferred path to take it: "Ooh, beef cutlets! Let's make this for dinner tonight!")

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