Profile: I am Michel Foucault.
These are little early tweets.
You forgot to mention the Cream Burntly was also cold.
But that salad was delicious! The second time around.
ZOMG blog post? The world has ended.
You won't see them in the unemployment lines because you'll still have your University job--albeit underpaid and not as interesting as private sector, but relatively secure nonetheless.
it's because he was too busy with strippers.
you will die of liver disease.
MORE FLASHING TEXT!!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
why aren't you president so you can fixiz things?
God damn it! The one night I fall asleep at a bar...
i take that back. best picture name ever!
best blog title ever.
not that anybody reads this neglected blog, but an update on the bull-klobuchar of giving the union a 1.75% raise. we're striking!!!
a 1.75% raise*
you want to know what's bull-klobuchar? offering the union a 1.75 percent, which effectively gives us a paycut.
hopefully this will catch on faster than "elevens"
Definitely not too soon.
By the way, I love how Bush is all about giving us federal funding now that the bridge is actually down. I guess the administration would rather clean up the mess than prevent it in the first place.
Ageism, Zach. Just because she's old doesn't mean she couldn't be a terrorist!
HT to Dani on this one...
Milwaukee represent. Of course we'd have two blocks of cheese in our carry-on.
Oh, and four incidents in eleven months? I hardly think that that constitutes "conducting repeated operations to desensitize security officials."
I would call that hilarious.
Japan has bad luck with nukes. (Is that comment in poor taste? Probably.)
I don't know how you would hear that from me, sith, since you don't come to my tiki parties.
:'( :'( :'(
"I feel like an empty room." - Best bot spam EVAR.
You mean bicycle?
what better self-esteem boost than bots applauding your site.
Your name isn't Zatch, Xaq, or Zack. It's clearly Zaky!!!one!!11!!elevenz!!11!!
Pictures of crafts, above.
We're also dating each other because I like to fix your grammar/spelling errors online.
I think it might be oakwhiz in that blender.
Shedd has TWO d's.
I'm not okay with Indigo Children hitting on you via the interwebs!
It's "wont to do."
I don't get it.
How many American girls does it take to proposition someone in a dorm-style hostel room and then puke outside the door after trying to open it for an hour?
Where's this website? I'm totally into erotic spanking stories. Especially if it involves a robe and wizard's hat.
Two days, twenty hours!
At least you remembered your work bag.
Crazy Russian spammers!
Too busy attending surprise birthday parties to post anymore...?
P.S. I still love that I'm Michel Foucault.
P.P.S. I'm not a cowboy, I'm a cowgirl. And don't tell me to breathe deeply!
I'd write a comment, but I already did on Facebook.
In addition to the countdown, you should redesign your entire site so it's obnoxiously British.
Svenska fish... check!
OMGZ! My icon is Michel Foucault!!!
Bestest boyfriend EVAR!
I think you should make one of your icons a picture of Michel Foucault.
I knew it! No more homemade spinach lasagna for you!
Too bad THAT analogy won't be on an SAT.
Post, damn it. Since I don't see you enough to know what's going on in your life. Cry.
Are there Nintendo gaming systems in the background of this picture?!
Actually, you exclaimed, "Oh fuck, fuck, damn, hell ass damn."
"I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily."
I'm also totally elevens about this snow on your page.
I'm totally elevens about that commercial.
I think it followed you.
The Packers suck this year. And I don't condone wearing cheese.
Mwahaha, I made a user account. This is what I do on Fridays when I'm supposed to be doing homework.