Peter Dench sums up in photos why if you ever want to be a true professional drinker, you have to live and train in England. Living in England is to Drinking as living in China is to Kung Fu, and Jagermeister is your cruel teacher Pei Mei.
Too bad THAT analogy won't be on an SAT.
I am going to London, and I'm not coming back until I am mildly retarded from alcohol induced brain damage.
I can still count to blue.
I think you should make one of your icons a picture of Michel Foucault.
OMGZ! My icon is Michel Foucault!!!
Bestest boyfriend EVAR!
A special icon that nobody else can select, even!
I want Elllllliot Smith suicide icon now, thank uoul.
So drunk employheee so drunk ruinh life kill me now die die die Jesse.
popst more shit now, please, for the love of god, post.. Post.; I nbeg you. post