So there's this commercial on TV. Jennifer Aniston and this bald little girl are sitting on a couch together. It goes something like this:
Jennifer: "Amy kept getting headaches."
Amy: "I fell and hit my head on the trampoline."
Jennifer: "But it wasn't the trampoline was it? It was brain cancer."
I'm totally elevens about that commercial.
Wow, that's like, wow.
I'm also totally elevens about this snow on your page.
Who wrote that snow? I forget.
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Significantly rewritten! The original had little or no wind!