CNN: Radioactive leak, tremors follow Japan quake
The plant leaked ... water in a building housing one of its reactors, said Katsuya Uchino, a Tokyo Electric Power Co. official.
Uchino said the water contained ... radioactive material ... and is believed to have flushed into the Sea of Japan.
Well, I'm pretty sure we all know where THIS is going.
(Though, for international copyright reasons, while it will look exactly LIKE Godzilla, it won't BE Godzilla.)
Japan has bad luck with nukes. (Is that comment in poor taste? Probably.)
Well, wasn't the plot for the original Godzilla movies that Godzilla was America's fault because the fallout from our nukes made him?
If it turns out that a Japanese nuclear mistake makes Godzilla in real life, I would call that ironic.
I would call that hilarious.
Godzilla has giant shape shifting testicles.
And if not, he should.