ohmygodohmygodohmygod ok so I was out jogging right? [Right.]
First I passed all these broken electronics scattered in the park including a monitor marked 'Definitely dead!' with a sharpie. Then at the top of the murderhorn there were three bums drinking from a bottle in a paper bag.
Nothing much so far right?
Well, then I was on my way home and I passed that amanuensis's apartment building. There were three young girls cooking out and drinking beer on the grass. They shout to me "Sparkle Motion" and point to their matching shirts emblazened with the same words. I say, "Like from Donnie Darko?" And they respond, "Well, that's where we got the name, but we're the city's new hottest girl band!" They proceed to invite me to their show at the Bryan Lake Bowl. Two of their names were Katie and Misha. I missed the third.
They've invited me for beer and food. Off I go.
Damnit zach, I need to hang out with you more. you get all the ladies...
P.S. - Come to Vegas with me next week! $229!
I ain't got me no money to spend on fun in Vegas after I spends me the $229 to get there.