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everyone's favourite amanuensis

<< Apr 5, 2005 @ 23:41 >>

Ok ok ok... so roomies and I (sans Mike) went on a night jog right? [Right.]

(I believe it's pronounced "jogging," or maybe "yogging"– I don't know, but I guess you just run.)

Anyway, our jog took us across the stone arch bridge, down to the water, and up a hill, before returning back across the river.

On the way back home, after stopping at Santana's for some Gatorade, we walked past this apartment complex. We hear a girl like scream or something, and John says cheekily, "Somebody's raping a girl."

Then we hear it again... louder: "Uhhhhhhhnnnnn. Ahhhhhh. Ooooaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh." This girl is getting nailed with the window's rolled open, and she's a loud one. She kept going right through our laughing and cheers of support. "Uuuuuuuunnnnnnhhh!!!"

She sounded really hot. Spring is in the air?

Oh, and "amanuensis" you ask? That's right... "one who is employed to take dick-tation."

I rock.

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April 6, 2005 @ 16:34:37

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

As if this weren't clear enough: She was *not* being raped. She was *definitely* enjoying herself.

[shoots look at sith33]

April 6, 2005 @ 16:41:49

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I thought the above fact would have been clear from my attempt at onomatopoeia...

Anyway, I forgot to mention that there was this young couple standing on their porch across the street listening and laughing.

April 7, 2005 @ 15:44:14

suits.png74 (#074)

Hate to break it to you, but that wasn't a woman. It was a man, sitting in his bedroom, listening to porno at full volume. Maybe he likes it that way, or maybe he's a little hard of hearing these days. But it doesn't matter, it was still porno.

April 7, 2005 @ 16:57:25

coleco.pngxopl (#001)


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