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queer eye for the bear guy

<< Feb 4, 2006 @ 20:45 >>

I just came up for a new and better title for that "Grizzly Man" movie.

Seriously, have you seen this thing? It's on TV right now. All I knew about it was that some guy went to live with grizzly bears in order study them or something, and then he gets eaten just off camera.

Sounded like something I didn't want to see... mostly because the guy gets eaten. I tuned in briefly, well before the end... so to speak... just to check it out. I figured it would be safe.

I just watched him cry while petting a fox, asking it to be his friend. Then he cried when a bumble bee stopped moving. Then he cried because a fox had died. Then he had a romantic moment with a pile of poop. Then he screamed at God for some rain.

I gotta say, five minutes in and I'm cheering for the bears.

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February 4, 2006 @ 21:24:21

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I heard about this ... it sounded like a hoax though... or, blair witch syle. What's the deal?

February 4, 2006 @ 21:25:08

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Oh wait, I read on IMDB, I get it now. Damn.

February 6, 2006 @ 11:34:05

muffin.pngxz (#1006)

a romantic moment with a pile of poop?

was it fresh?

February 6, 2006 @ 12:02:57

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

When you said "eaten by bears" I thought that you were talking about gay porn involving hairy men.

February 6, 2006 @ 12:17:22

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

The poop was just pooped. He put his hands on it and observed it's warmth and remarked with some joy that "this poop was just inside her butt!"

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