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muffin.png Name: xz
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Locale: xzackly.com/troublonia/

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Comments History

Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:34:05

Re: queer eye for the bear guy

a romantic moment with a pile of poop?

was it fresh?

Jan 21, 2006 @ 03:01:38

Re: vampires violated

as a vampire from venus, this news disturbs me. we need more representation in minnesota. they gots them some riteous blood there.

Aug 19, 2005 @ 12:43:37

Re: particular problems

it's just a blog. people who like you read it. i recommend posting nothing but kitty pictures until perspective returns. sort of a zen meditation thing, we are all nothing thing...

Jul 28, 2005 @ 12:01:42

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?

i think that's worth 2,398 meat.

Jul 22, 2005 @ 17:16:34

Re: puzzling propinquity

join the Furry Ant Co. clan

Jul 22, 2005 @ 11:57:14

Re: zombies ate my roomies

maybe PB stands for pulverized bodies?

good thing you're moving out.

Jul 22, 2005 @ 11:55:59

Re: puzzling propinquity

level 9 to start one. but you need to chat to find a good one and i hate the chat. hates it. and i feel stupid just joining one at random.

i just figured a MESS of shit out -- mainly, if you donate $10 you get a mr. accessory and that boosts all your stats by +15.

Jul 21, 2005 @ 13:13:27

Re: puzzling propinquity

my characters are mumblefratz gazingus and hot pants the pirate. pastmancer and disco bandit respectively. both level five.

Jul 21, 2005 @ 13:07:25

Re: puzzling propinquity

perhaps we should have a clan or something? i don't really know what that is yet.

go to the bounty hunter hunter's shack every day. he buys crap that i believe is otherwise worthless like gnoll teeth and bar skin.

Jul 20, 2005 @ 17:26:08

Re: puzzling propinquity

yeah. i hear that.

i keep buying things that i don't know how to use.

Jul 20, 2005 @ 12:33:43

Re: puzzling propinquity

you too? i've also gotten hooked on KoL lately.

work has been extra dull.

i've up level 5 with two characters although i haven't figured out how to mix cocktails yet. actually, i feel like i haven't figured much out yet.

i'm not usually a game player.

but if you tell my your character's name i'll send you a gnollish plunger and a viking helmet. and maybe a bungbear bungard.

Jul 6, 2005 @ 12:01:59

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

i've dated younger women (23/18) and older (28/33). i thought both experiences were completely worthwhile.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 11:57:40

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

hi christy. agreed.

and yet, as a 33 year old who was once 23? date the 19 year old. if she's not who you want you can try try again.

maturity isn't the only attractive quality people can have. youthful spirit is beautiful, too. and you know what? you're never going to date 19 year olds again.

i hope.

enjoy life. there will be plenty of years to spend being cautious and serious.

Jul 1, 2005 @ 12:18:29

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

i was picturing someone completely different.

19 is not too young for 23.

my fiancee is 29 and i'm 33. it's freakin' perfect.

do not stiffle romance for something as stupid as social norms. romance needs all the help it can get.

Jun 30, 2005 @ 11:56:10

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

i have inappropriate questions:
1) how old are you?
2) what do you look like?
3) when does this pill make you turn into the hulk?

Jun 23, 2005 @ 12:06:54

Re: gee thanks, genie

that's why i wouldn't wish for money. i'd wish for a big plate of nachos. and the ability to flawlessly line dance. and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

Jun 22, 2005 @ 12:06:20

Re: gee thanks, genie

i never understood people wishing for money. money is nothing. it's just crap you use to get something you want (and sure, easier to carry around). why rob a bank to buy a car when it's much easier to steal a car?

so uncreative, these people.

if you did want money, though, i'd think asking for a cornocopia wallet would work. there's always another andy jackson inside it no matter how many you take out.

then i'd mug you and take your fancy-pants wallet.

the end.

May 18, 2005 @ 16:10:20

Re: beaver tale

i'm so jealous! beavers are amazing.

i'm reading The Ancestor's Tale by Dawkins which is all about evolution. in it i learn that the lake formed from a beaver's dam is the largest example of a phenotype in the world. (the definition of phenotype being "the expression of a gene" or something. i'm not a scientist.)

we don't have beavers here. we have hippies. luckily, i do not believe being a hippie is genetic.

Apr 29, 2005 @ 18:45:33

Re: maybe medical

i used to hate needles. then i had to give myself shots four times a week.

now they're just needles.

Apr 21, 2005 @ 13:02:35

Re: di, di, di my darlin'

we will never again doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

Apr 14, 2005 @ 12:43:21

Re: urine for a laugh

1) open cup
2) place penis in cup
3) urinate
4) close cup
5) wash hands

or am i missing a step?

Apr 8, 2005 @ 14:19:41

Re: smoking ban too late?

maybe she just likes to suck tailpipes?

Apr 4, 2005 @ 12:50:13

Re: chewing chicklets

oh. well. i guess so. in the same way that eating a rocky mountain oyster is like eating lamb.

some of those chemical reactions are kinda important.

Apr 4, 2005 @ 12:47:18

Re: coffee chromatics

the highest i've ever been was after the Chocolate Expo in New York.

i couldn't stand still for four hours.

okay fine. i've been higher. i'm lying.

Apr 1, 2005 @ 12:19:26

Re: the idiot: volumes x & z

you'll hear from my lawyers. i have registered copyright on idiocy x&z and your usage here is an infringement of that right.

i'll see you in court.

Mar 30, 2005 @ 12:48:30

Re: apiary's alcoholic applications

i always use bedrunken. especially when i'm discussing mead.

Mar 25, 2005 @ 13:15:37

Re: blogosphere benefits

is this an attempt to get NIN to comment on your blog?

Mar 24, 2005 @ 18:21:06

Re: i'll swallow your soul

instead of tiny pineapples?

personally, i prefer the pineapples. although occassionally i want to be the hot cowgirl.

you understand.

Mar 23, 2005 @ 12:31:12

Re: i'll swallow your soul

i think we should all go in and buy one for bruce campbell.

who's with me?

Mar 21, 2005 @ 13:54:40

Re: beer blogging

actually, i believe that guinness includes a little button-y thing at the bottom of their cans that makes the stout behave more like draught guinness -- thus it's better to get guinness in a can than in a bottle. the button could account for the missing 1.1 fl oz.

Mar 17, 2005 @ 18:29:10

Re: busted by blog?

it means his daughter has a cute friend who's "really into radio" and thinks balding is sexy.

she's right. balding is sexy.

Mar 15, 2005 @ 13:52:45

Re: a nimiety of knowledge

oh. we have GOT to do that out here. i'll invite Frank Chu and Michael, whom i just wrote about today!

Mar 14, 2005 @ 12:05:29

Re: futher appearances are perfunctory


i'd say you should come out here and intern for us (or our web designers, who seem to do excellent work: www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/shows/tchaikovsky4/multimedia/) but funding is not, shall we say, physically present.

i would be very glad, however, to offer you a position helping me put together a wedding registry page. i pay in pilfered office supplies.

Feb 25, 2005 @ 13:53:47

Re: opportunity knocks

i will be getaway driver, but we'll need the bent car.

Feb 23, 2005 @ 12:04:41

Re: voluble in valkenvania

boy. i wish you had taken a picture of the bent car. i'm in the market for one of those because i love to take corners fast.

Feb 22, 2005 @ 16:17:52

Re: perspicacious pony points

sometimes i get depressed reading the paper.

because i'm unable to find any news in it.

maybe i'll move to mozambique.

Feb 15, 2005 @ 12:00:06

Re: will you bee mine?

damn. i wish i had read this post before i suggested to my fiancee that we spend v-day at the grocery store fighting about tortillas.

shooting up a bar sounds like much more fun.

Feb 11, 2005 @ 17:58:36

Re: cookie crumbs in their coffers

nope. taking this offline.

Feb 11, 2005 @ 17:56:43

Re: two many guys

shall we settle on doppleganger? we can trade off weeks being the evil one.

Feb 11, 2005 @ 16:25:47

Re: cookie crumbs in their coffers

MPR? as in minn public radio? if so, we've got even more in common. i'm at the SF symphony and do a bunch of work with you guys.