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<< Nov 27, 2004 @ 17:17 >>

My Wisconsin Thanksgivings is over. I saw the family, Dan, and a dead mountain lion. Wednesday, near-abouts mile marker 30 on eastbound I-94 in WI I saw a dead cougar on the side of the road near a dead deer.

So, after my snowy, sloppy, slippery drive home on Friday past many an accident, I worked til midnight at my grocery sciences job. The endless loop of christmas music has begun, and will not cease until after Dec. 25th. I do like christmas music, but their selection seems limited to about 10 different version of five songs. I kept adding the "like a lightbulb" part to Rudolf the Red Nosed pinko commie. And, while re-stocking overstock, I just changed the song lyrics to suit my task. "Pickle Jar, in my hand, it's restock time in this aisle" to the tune of Silver Bells.

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November 27, 2004 @ 17:40:22

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

If anyone doubts me on my puma concolor sighting, I'd just like the record to show that recently several mountain lions have been hit by cars as far East as Kansas City, MO. (Not to mention that these cats used to inhabit all of north america.)

November 27, 2004 @ 18:44:27

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Yay! Zach is Back! Lets go out for dinner tonight.

November 27, 2004 @ 19:00:32

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Working at Cub til 2am.

November 27, 2004 @ 19:25:22

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I was going to mention the snow... nothing major, just enough to make me scrape my car windows.

November 27, 2004 @ 22:40:54

broccoli.pngnot Tara (guest)

Maybe you should just get a job as a really wealthy guy

November 28, 2004 @ 00:08:11

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Personally I just get paid for sex. That might work for you too Zach...

November 28, 2004 @ 02:36:51

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

(taking notes)

November 28, 2004 @ 16:28:54

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Ok, so the DNR thinks I saw a dead deer.

November 28, 2004 @ 18:40:01

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

That's just what they want you to think! Don't give in!

Wait, wisconsin still has a DNR? I thought they got replaced by a guy named Earl and his pickup truck. Need that extra three cent state income tax cut after all...

November 28, 2004 @ 18:41:39

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

But this is Wisconsin we're talking about. It's not like IL where they only got the big city and a few fields. Wisconsin has like year round hunting seasons, tourist fishing industry, forests, campgrounds.... gotta have a DNR. They'd cut education before they cut the DNR.

November 28, 2004 @ 18:43:14

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I dunno, those DNR folks are a bit too close to environmentalists. And hey, wisconsin stopped paying to pick up all the dead deer on the side of the road...

Anyways, this blog doesn't have enough emo. I shall demonstrate a proper post below.

November 28, 2004 @ 18:44:26

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Today I hurt. I hurt so bad. The world came crumbling and tumbling down around me, just like it does every day. Why is there no love? Was there ever love? Was it really all you needed? Am I really doomed to be sad like this? Maybe I should get a grilled cheese at the dinkytowner instead of crying myself to sleep tonight.

November 28, 2004 @ 18:53:41

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

You haven't got a problem, you've got problems-- plural.

November 28, 2004 @ 18:59:56

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Woah. I just got deja vu about having deja vu.... AGAIN. I have this memory of you posting something like that, and in the memory I have deja vu about the post, but realise I've only recently enabled commenting on my blog so I couldn't possibly be recalling a similar post by you. I just had deja vu, and then deja vu about my previous deja vu. I even went through the same "no, I just enabled comments recently" logic in my head.

November 29, 2004 @ 00:47:09

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I'm inside your head man..

November 29, 2004 @ 05:13:38

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

So far this month I've served 6000 pages, to over 600 hosts, and you sir represent 1.85% of my traffic. Besides me, your little sliver is the only other host to show up uniquely in the graphs. Congratulations, you are officially a stalker.

December 1, 2004 @ 22:16:48

suits.png74 (#074)

you guys are lost. as a wisconsin inhabitant i'm here to set you straight. wisconsin DID cut education before the dnr. the dnr is the mob, ask anyone who's ever lived in, or tried to live in a 'wet land' which probably makes up roughly 10% of wisconsin, or maybe i just think that cause i live in a fucking shit pool swamp, whatever, fuck you guys.

February 2, 2006 @ 18:01:44

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I swear there really was a mountain lion...

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/02/cougar_caught_in_min.html

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