I was born in entirely the wrong era. They just don't make girls, or pornography, like they used to. Gift ideas for Zach: vintage early 20th century erotica.
Maria from Metropolis... you're supposed to say that.
not TERANEKA (guest)
THAT IS SO SO NASTEY AND SHE IS SO UGLY?OKAY?
NO! THAT IS NOT OKAY!
also... I like that my pasSWORD icon is still Zorked out.