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<< Jun 18, 2005 @ 04:25 >>

Thursday night at Cub I saw the single most attractive girl ever. Then I saw her twin sister. They were both with their mammsies so I failed to act, which meant a part of me died as they walked out of my life forever. But then I realised that God was kind enough to make not one, but two of these girls for me, and put them in my city, and have them come through my store. Then I felt better. Oddly enough, I saw another set of twin girls at Erbert and Gerbert's earlier Thursday. They were with their daddsies.

When I got home after work, I must have gotten excited telling Ian this story, because he chided me with, "Keep it down. Mike is sleeping."

I corrected him. "Mike was sleeping. Mike WAS sleeping."

Then I bought the monster a belated birthday beer. Two B alliterations in one post. I rock.

I'll get into blogging Chicago soon. Really soon now.

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June 18, 2005 @ 14:03:29

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I hope that doesn't mean "new york" soon.

Boy, this air conditioning sure is nice...

June 18, 2005 @ 23:58:55

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

zach: you should blog it fast. But you should do other stuff first. So, do all of it fast.

sith: are you asking me over?

June 19, 2005 @ 03:16:49

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Christy, you already heard most of the details of Chicago anyway.

June 19, 2005 @ 12:31:27

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I think I went a little far with this new air conditioned utopia. It's fucking freezing in here this morning.

And of course, you're both welcome to visit..

June 19, 2005 @ 14:08:50

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

dibs on the couch!

June 19, 2005 @ 15:22:39

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Don't have a couch yet. You can help me find one though, then you can sleep on it..

June 19, 2005 @ 15:36:29

coleco.pngxopl (#001)


June 19, 2005 @ 16:57:33

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Zach: well, I *guess* I won't nag you about Chicago, then.

Ikea's couches are shit. You should get a couch from a furniture place in N mpls. They're cheap, and you get the extra thrill of possibly getting caught in a drive-by.

June 19, 2005 @ 16:58:34

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Oh, and thanks again for the beer. :)

June 19, 2005 @ 17:12:03

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Arden just got an urban outfitters couch and it was crap. Hrm.

June 19, 2005 @ 17:45:40

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

yeah and you'll get a couch that somebody died on after one of those drive-bys. I don't think all Ikea couches are shit... just the lowest of the low end.

June 20, 2005 @ 08:35:21

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

"Because the hiring department has received a sufficient number of applicants for this position we have not forwarded your application."

Now that's some serious deep dicking.

June 20, 2005 @ 09:33:43

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Oh, come on, it'll have character!

ps. sith: Buh?

June 20, 2005 @ 13:20:11

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Yeah, I've had them do that to me when I handed in my app the first day.... didn't you say the department can request your application from OHR?

June 20, 2005 @ 13:24:41

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I haven't heard anything at all... that can't be a good sign either can it?

June 20, 2005 @ 14:04:45

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Christy made it storm. That's pretty fucking cool.

June 20, 2005 @ 16:03:27

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

the chicago blog better be fucking rad

June 20, 2005 @ 16:18:26

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I ain't making a custom chicago blog... I'm just gonna blog chicago here.... maybe

June 21, 2005 @ 00:45:06

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

...and then sith made the storm go away. I am still disappointed.

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