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pamelaNeko (#1001)

jem.png Name: pami
Email: ???
Locale: Chicago

Profile: You are a very boring person.

Comments History

Jun 5, 2008 @ 08:59:51

Re: moustache moustache ride

Well, next time! :)

Jun 3, 2008 @ 09:47:24

Re: moustache moustache ride

I can't believe you came to Chicago & didn't call me!

Is this b/c I don't like your little sketch-pictures website? Or b/c I don't read your blog regularly? ;_;

Mar 12, 2008 @ 09:34:02

Re: testicular tanooki suit


Aug 14, 2007 @ 11:10:55

Re: "news" ... in quotes

Those dogs aren't trained to sniff out drugs for personal use. They're trained to sniff out drug traffickers. I've only ever seen dogs in customs, coming back from Mexico. And they didn't detect my dime bag, or my contraband limes.

You're right of course. BUT it's a lot safer / better odds than trying to buy a bag at my vaca-destination. It only took one time to figure that out.

Aug 13, 2007 @ 14:28:14

Re: "news" ... in quotes

ppl keep telling me i'm an idiot for traveling w/ pot brownies. But I never get stopped.

Jul 6, 2007 @ 09:26:13

Re: why wouldn't it be

of course

May 29, 2007 @ 16:25:00

Re: with apologies to bill murray

I thought it was Xaq.

May 16, 2007 @ 09:52:30

Re: what i've been up to...

yay freezer snowman! That's amazing.

Apr 29, 2007 @ 21:59:26

Re: beetle gin and juice

well, do i get to meet the wonderful Dani, or what??

Apr 27, 2007 @ 08:42:19

Re: beetle gin and juice

How do you feel about a mid-June visit from me? I want to come back to MN and check out the scene for reals.

Apr 12, 2007 @ 12:59:16

Re: beetlejuice

ewwwwww beetle lipstick!!! awesome

Apr 4, 2007 @ 12:02:58

Re: caterpillar

Are you reading icanhazcheeseburger tooooooooo????

Mar 13, 2007 @ 08:37:31

Re: secrets secreted

Humourous Spanking Essays! why didn't I see this before??

Feb 1, 2007 @ 17:09:16

Re: whale oil beef hooked


Jan 26, 2007 @ 09:29:53

Re: procter & gamble with your life

that apology sounds/looks sarcastic, but it's not

Jan 26, 2007 @ 09:28:30

Re: procter & gamble with your life

ha ha ha. Sorry I called you a hick. I just excited about the Pringles. I was pretty mad when I was eating them. But I couldn't stop.

You know, it's funny... that insult just doesn't bear the same weight w/ most of my friends. I throw it around a lot, and the reaction is "what does that even mean...?" So, I forget.

Jan 25, 2007 @ 15:50:47

Re: procter & gamble with your life

i mean YES, they are delicious

Jan 25, 2007 @ 15:49:47

Re: procter & gamble with your life

what? NO

Jan 24, 2007 @ 22:16:24

Re: procter & gamble with your life

p.s. ummmmmmm pizza pringles HELLO delicious

Jan 24, 2007 @ 22:15:43

Re: procter & gamble with your life

WHAT i tried these two weeks ago you fucking hicks.

p.s. I don't endorse the sweet potato sugar/cinnamon either

Jan 22, 2007 @ 15:39:14

Re: You come across website.


Jan 19, 2007 @ 10:50:02

Re: lemmiwinks' greatest adventure

Hey! I was there that day! Did you know my mom moved to Oregon? haha oh man

Jan 17, 2007 @ 13:28:54

Re: You come across website.

Can I be the Damn Tramp?? I think I can be pretty trampy.

Dec 21, 2006 @ 14:44:41

Re: speaking of ninjas

yep, it's the same show.

Dec 20, 2006 @ 09:42:15

Re: speaking of ninjas

I love Pythagoras Switch!!
They teach children the math!!


Nov 28, 2006 @ 10:05:16

Re: oh what providence!


Nov 27, 2006 @ 09:09:14

Re: my dream pet

I fucking hate centipedes so goddamn much.

But I love my wii!

Nov 21, 2006 @ 11:10:18

Re: no, that's before the burial

apparently your sex doesn't please Lord Xopl!

Nov 20, 2006 @ 15:15:47

Re: no, that's before the burial

No, those people have to buy YOU presents, Jesse.

Nov 17, 2006 @ 09:12:24

Re: no, that's before the burial

no sex = no gifts

Nov 16, 2006 @ 09:12:49

Re: no, that's before the burial

I thought of you when I saw this, Lord Xopl


Nov 8, 2006 @ 09:42:01

Re: the scariest day of the year


Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:22:00

Re: scary boo or bad boo?

I think you mean, FUCK PUMPKIN
A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles. He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.
After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"

Oct 29, 2006 @ 15:34:51

Re: scary boo or bad boo?

you missed out on am awesome pub crawl! photos on my lj. there's a panty shot! I feel like Paris Hilton.

Oct 26, 2006 @ 09:10:47

Re: scary boo or bad boo?

I don't want no scrubs

Oct 24, 2006 @ 11:46:55

Re: unicorn chaser

It's not really all that cute. Look at the eyes and ears! That cat is ready to bite your fucking face off.

I would too, for a tootsie pop.

Oct 23, 2006 @ 11:46:49

Re: unicorn chaser

awww, zakky

Oct 16, 2006 @ 09:14:29

Re: presto: pesto

uhhhmmmmmm, toasted pinenuts, my fave (and often overlooked) Pesto ingredient. That sounds amazing!

Oct 6, 2006 @ 13:12:44

Re: i weep for internet nostalgia

i'm wet for internet nostalgia

Sep 30, 2006 @ 14:52:21

Re: i weep for internet nostalgia

nice new layout! Are you reading World War Z?? b/c you should be.

Sep 29, 2006 @ 13:31:35

Re: all diced out

I think that's a good thing!

Sep 29, 2006 @ 09:21:24

Re: all diced out

I am totally buying one.

Sep 25, 2006 @ 13:48:33

Re: i'm a warm bodega

How come I never get any drunk dials? ;_;

Sep 19, 2006 @ 15:16:55

Re: surprisingly sober

Now you're talking!

Sep 19, 2006 @ 09:58:10

Re: surprisingly sober

I like screamy music with girls. Made Out of Babies is good.

Sep 13, 2006 @ 09:12:19

Re: eaten by a croc would be cooler



Sep 11, 2006 @ 13:22:54

Re: arrrrrrrrrrrrr you ready?

Okay, I lied. I'm not coming. Various crazy reasons. I am pretty sad about it, too.

Sep 7, 2006 @ 08:42:59

Re: arrrrrrrrrrrrr you ready?

okay, OKAY. I will be there. Along w/ my boyfriend, most likely. I am trying to round up a few friends, maybe not the hotttttt ones, maybe just the *cute* ones.

Sep 5, 2006 @ 14:19:45

Re: arrrrrrrrrrrrr you ready?

you arrrrr NO help.

I'm having a difficult time getting my friends excited.

Sep 5, 2006 @ 13:34:56

Re: arrrrrrrrrrrrr you ready?

You are making me almost guilty enough to go buy a bus ticket right now. I will let you know for sure this week. In the meantime, please let me know - what is the weather going to be like up there? and what kind of pirate costume should I wear?

Aug 31, 2006 @ 08:14:26

Re: it just keeps getting better

Fuck pirates AND zombies. There, I said it. I am going to stay home and play Dead Rising instead.

Aug 29, 2006 @ 14:25:58

Re: it just keeps getting better

post: do you love the Venture Bros? http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060824-111050-4855r

Aug 29, 2006 @ 14:24:35

Re: it just keeps getting better

We all love anal probing and it's only fair that we all get a turn.

Aug 28, 2006 @ 17:42:24

Re: it just keeps getting better

You are going to miss the Anal Probing!!!

oh wait, I see paularms just offered to help you out with that

Aug 24, 2006 @ 08:28:09

Re: snakes on a blog

yeeah. I met a chick on Friday who was all, "I don't know what you are talking about. Snakes on a Plane? Sounds weird."

Aug 22, 2006 @ 08:57:10

Re: if your friends jumped off a bridge


Aug 18, 2006 @ 08:59:40

Re: procrasturbating

Second one was actually NASTEE

Aug 18, 2006 @ 08:57:24

Re: i hope you like murdered

bikes and alcohol do NOT mix. Just ask my sister how she woke up confused, on the side of the road, with one shoe.

Aug 18, 2006 @ 08:55:37

Re: i wanna see your fixie

That guitar is perfect for my new hair! Yes, I deserve it.

Aug 17, 2006 @ 15:45:04

Re: i hope you like murdered

You can cure depression with Ice Cream! and New Shoes!

Aug 17, 2006 @ 14:52:33

Re: you're having contractions

oh, also... I read an article in the LA Times where the writer quoted someone saying "Let's get crunk!" and she translated crunk to mean "Crazy Drunk." Which I found to be quite humorous, as crunk is actually a type of music. But it is also those other things too.

Aug 17, 2006 @ 14:49:28

Re: you're having contractions

YES! Soon I will be as famous as Lord Xopl! And then, *surely* someone will begin to stalk me!! Thank you for making my dreams come true.

Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:55:48

Re: what a fucking crock (updated)

gives a whole new meaning (and visual) to the phrase "foaming at the mouth"

Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:53:39

Re: what a fucking crock (updated)

I am *counting* on the bomb-sniffing (rabid) dogs.

Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:46:05

Re: what a fucking crock (updated)

I'm not anytime soon. But the mere thought of losing my lipgloss has got my panties in a twist! Speaking of panties... no, that "liquid" joke is for another time.

Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:44:05

Re: we can't stop here it's bat country

Be sure to stop at the Bellagio! Gorgeous. I also loved the Venetian and the Luxor. Lots of kids around Excalibur, I didn't stay there long. Monte Carlo, MGM, NYNY were nice too. Caesar's Palace has the best shopping.

Stick to the strip and skip downtown Vegas. Unless you are going for that auth oldschool feeling (dingy Vegas). I know it will be hard for you to avoid Circus Circus--but it wasn't really worth it. The bar wasn't spinning or anything--boo!

I didn't play any poker while I was there; the ante was too high. Skip the slots, seriously, they are boring and will give you a headache. I highly rec Blackjack; that's where I won some cash. And what is that bingo-kinda game with the funny name... whatevs that was okay too, I won some money there.

Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:36:25

Re: what a fucking crock (updated)

My lipgloss is going to be fucking confiscated, what?! ummmmmmmmmm, hello! Lipgloss is crit. This is no laughing matter!

Aug 8, 2006 @ 13:29:47

Re: fringe fest features fucking

yeah, you like that?


Aug 8, 2006 @ 13:28:54

Re: mpls vice

I am going to see The Descent tonight.

Aug 8, 2006 @ 11:58:24

Re: fringe fest features fucking

Space Pirate Alien Mutant Cum-Loving Hardcore Anal Zombies 14

Aug 4, 2006 @ 13:35:02

Re: it would be a 4 hour epic

p.s. I'd hit that

Aug 4, 2006 @ 13:33:10

Re: it would be a 4 hour epic

Space + Alien = redundancy

how about alien ninja-pirate zombies

Jul 31, 2006 @ 15:26:36

Re: pirate ships were early democracies

So.... ????

I need to plan out my September.

Jul 31, 2006 @ 15:24:49

Re: pillow pants' precious

You should all be thanking me for deigning to judge your blog entries.

Jul 28, 2006 @ 19:50:39

Re: pillow pants' precious

not that funny

Jul 28, 2006 @ 08:39:51

Re: pirate ships were early democracies

Sept 16

Jul 21, 2006 @ 09:21:47

Re: no no no no no

I was planning on it, but b/c I wanted to see Zach, not b/c I have an overwhelming desire to dress up like a zombie and drink w/ crazy Minnesotans. Sept 9th is also my brother's b-day.

Jul 20, 2006 @ 13:18:37

Re: dreamytime dinery

does that mean you don't like crab rangoon (you fucking freak)?

Jul 20, 2006 @ 13:16:10

Re: no no no no no

oh i left a comment but it did't work

Well, I think you should dress as a zombie for your bro's wedding. And get wasted.

Jul 18, 2006 @ 17:40:24

Re: boobonic plague

Coughing makes it tighter, as does laughing

(or so I hear)

Jul 7, 2006 @ 08:52:41

Re: continuous quizes

I'll fucking race you.

Jul 5, 2006 @ 08:45:53

Re: loltomic bombs nuclear lollercaust

I love this joke, and I love being blonde.

Jun 29, 2006 @ 12:16:56

Re: how about a nice cup of

And then maybe they could make a graph overlaying the average IQ of citizens in those areas. But we might lose. So maybe not.

Jun 26, 2006 @ 16:37:31

Re: frosty freezers

I fainted in public a couple times during a bad mushroom trip - much like the scene you described. Except my friends helped me up and kept me from really hurting myself. Fun times.

Jun 25, 2006 @ 11:12:26

Re: kids are criminal

it's not really funny

Jun 21, 2006 @ 14:21:18

Re: the bearded curtain

Beards are sexy. I don't know why...

Jun 16, 2006 @ 14:22:58

Re: colourful

tee hee!

Jun 15, 2006 @ 15:27:27

Re: you can't hurry good pizza


good stuff.

Jun 14, 2006 @ 17:06:11

Re: you can't hurry good pizza



Jun 8, 2006 @ 12:02:48

Re: uptown crime problem solved

Why does my work block BoingBoing?

fucking jerks.

Jun 7, 2006 @ 13:26:21

Re: di knows vi

I have lots of feelings.

Jun 1, 2006 @ 16:53:14

Re: throw your hands up and

I found a project and thought of you

May 30, 2006 @ 09:39:58

Re: throw your hands up and

It's on my calendar!

May 30, 2006 @ 09:18:13

Re: throw your hands up and

dammit. Well, how about July 8, or July 22? The 22nd would be better for me. I can't travel in June b/c I have rehearsal every weekend.

May 30, 2006 @ 09:05:06

Re: throw your hands up and

July 15!

May 29, 2006 @ 18:35:35

Re: bilbo, the legend continues

Hey, Jesse, that's a good idea. Hmmm I never thought of that.

May 29, 2006 @ 18:33:17

Re: throw your hands up and

I liked the Squid&Whale. That's what it's like in real life, Zach. REAL LIFE

May 26, 2006 @ 10:14:22

Re: on the count of meow

My roommate has three cats. Never does a box lay empty for more than 15 minutes at a time.

May 25, 2006 @ 13:57:11

Re: bilbo, the legend continues

one more reason for me to wish I had a penis


May 12, 2006 @ 08:30:14

Re: pissed off, worn out

Did you just say "Education yourself" - ?

May 4, 2006 @ 09:33:39

Re: what's up my ninja?



Apr 13, 2006 @ 15:36:01

Re: right message...

You know, I started my secret love blog. It's not very clever or anything. I just thought I should tell you, since I totally stole that title idea you came up with.

Apr 10, 2006 @ 16:56:40

Re: history lessons

wait, what's a swass?

Apr 5, 2006 @ 10:18:06

Re: third eye blind

I love that Sleater-Kinney song. But it's possible that you may need to get a life.

Mar 30, 2006 @ 08:36:59

Re: evil pod people

There's something about greasemonkeys that makes me uncontrollably horny for them. I know other girls must agree. Go get dirty, Zach!

Mar 28, 2006 @ 11:54:13

Re: there is no god save the queen

you *did* mention me! YES

I want my awesome picture!

Mar 22, 2006 @ 08:31:54

Re: mouse's movie musings

fucking adorable

Mar 16, 2006 @ 10:18:04

Re: really bad intelligence

Yes, I did notice.

includes s/b include

Mar 13, 2006 @ 15:38:51

Re: getting the word out

For Real! As I walked from my office to the bus stop last Friday, I was like, "wtf, is it Illegal Immigrant Day today, or something??" The parade went right by my office and I never knew anything about it. And I watch the news.

Mar 6, 2006 @ 15:31:47

Re: open letter to john mccain

Are all of your entries going to be about politics now?? BORING

Hey I am going to be in your neighborhood the weekend of March 24th, and I believe you owe me a night out.

Feb 27, 2006 @ 12:05:54

Re: ohio voting fraud

Oh, xopl, you're so popular!

Thanks, this is really <strike>sexy</strike> interesting.

Feb 23, 2006 @ 13:26:36

Re: world's best mom


Feb 22, 2006 @ 16:59:42

Re: a scanner darkly

Yeah, but look at these guys! They make me LOL


Feb 20, 2006 @ 15:10:19

Re: everybody cool was born today

jessie, are you stalking me? Neat!

Feb 20, 2006 @ 11:50:20

Re: everybody cool was born today

I forgot about your bday D:

Feb 20, 2006 @ 11:49:47

Re: sith33's punchline

George W can rape me any time. You know I get off on that sick shit.

Feb 20, 2006 @ 11:48:14

Re: stars at night, big and bright

you know what when I was in FL this week w/ my dad & stepmom, Jen kept telling me how she had to call your sister Megan b/c she ordered some jewelry and had to get it to Megan before she left for her trip.

Feb 12, 2006 @ 16:31:28

Re: my hero

As soon as I hop off George W's dick, you guys are all welcome to sloppy seconds. And/or thirds.

Feb 10, 2006 @ 09:44:18

Re: my hero

fuck you

Feb 10, 2006 @ 08:39:57

Re: my hero

I don't really feel strongly about it, I was just curious to hear your opinions. imo, whether it was respectful is a moot point-- when you're in politics you should expect it, and I doubt any of the Kings were shocked or offended. Lowery made the decision to use the funeral as a soapbox--it was not altogether inappropriate, but not a choice I would have made.

Feb 8, 2006 @ 12:02:40

Re: my hero

Yeah but do you think her funeral was really an appropriate arena for that?

Feb 2, 2006 @ 11:36:24

Re: magical mystery tour

So what's the next step then?

Feb 2, 2006 @ 11:18:51

Re: beer blogging

Do I win your game? I'm confused.

Feb 1, 2006 @ 14:25:07

Re: semicolons are for winners


Jan 27, 2006 @ 08:41:04

Re: testicular tanooki suit

Okay, I believe you now. I can't believe I've never heard of this!

Jan 24, 2006 @ 11:58:50

Re: wound up wordplay

I'm gonna come back and read this when I'm high.

Jan 24, 2006 @ 08:33:21

Re: here we go again

jmullan, I <3 you.

Will you be my blog boyfriend?

Jan 23, 2006 @ 17:43:31

Re: here we go again

Hey, disease-ridden sluts can be nice girls. *points to self*

Jan 23, 2006 @ 15:53:30

Re: here we go again

"I could blog about how much my fucking back hurts and how I'm going to the doctor tomorrow."

So you're sleeping with a disease-ridden nympho? Well, that's the conclusion I would draw, anyways.

Jan 19, 2006 @ 19:35:32

Re: did you yahoo?

war on porn?!?!?


Jan 18, 2006 @ 13:39:10

Re: vampires violated

Yeah, but have your seen this guy's website?


Jan 13, 2006 @ 08:44:40

Re: wait, wait... i told ya

Hey, I'm no more of a bitch than Satan!

Jan 11, 2006 @ 11:35:11

Re: wait, wait... i told ya

The devil gave us a wrong number! Just like I give ugly guys at bars my "number."

Fuck you too, Satan!

Jan 2, 2006 @ 21:06:38

Re: definite defenestration

haha, that's right, i didn't invite you!

here is a cute shot of zachie: http://static.flickr.com/36/80424388_36b4d20a6a.jpg

Jan 2, 2006 @ 16:08:41

Re: definite defenestration

I think that was my favorite part, too!

Dec 30, 2005 @ 08:15:40

Re: chicago, here I come

Woah, Jesse's a girl??

Dec 29, 2005 @ 10:48:13

Re: another quiz

I'm Mae West. oh hell yeah

Dec 28, 2005 @ 21:40:08

Re: dora the explorer's death

Zach, that "DUUUUUUUUUH!" really cuts me deep.

I got my t-shirt today! you are going to love it.

Dec 28, 2005 @ 09:43:41

Re: dora the explorer's death

LED belt buckle?!? Bring that shit to NYE, I see much potential there.

Dec 21, 2005 @ 20:14:10

Re: politics, please ignore (2)

i tried to read this very interesting political opinion, i really did. ...but then i got distracted trying to catch the snowflakes on my cursor. YAY!

Dec 20, 2005 @ 10:56:52

Re: santa baby...

I have issues

Dec 20, 2005 @ 09:16:39

Re: santa baby...

Oh, I love those IKEA ice cube trays! I have stars and hearts. Aren't the arrows hard to get out of the tray????

Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:30:00

Re: best blonde joke ever

i don't get it

Dec 15, 2005 @ 13:46:40

Re: yo ho ho ho

And voiced by John Goodman

**Futurama Love**

Dec 12, 2005 @ 11:32:39

Re: black orv... bullet holes

You're psychic.

Dec 12, 2005 @ 08:25:06

Re: ho ho horror

oh, shit, you are serious? 'Cause I wrote 500+ words, I just didn't think anyone would be interested in that crap.

Dec 9, 2005 @ 08:27:05

Re: drop me a line

Oh, yay!

Dec 7, 2005 @ 15:37:24

Re: lunchtime tests

I'm Chicago too! alllllright

Dec 7, 2005 @ 13:14:42

Re: someone set us up the joke

You should have said it!

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:34:41

Re: it sucks! [rimshot]

Don't under estimate the power of denial. Blinders are requisite for any guy who falls for me.

Yeah, the work comment was in reference to me. But I suppose it applies to you as well. Get back to work! TPS reports!

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:22:30

Re: it sucks! [rimshot]

How about you come up with a clever pseudonym for me?

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:15:09

Re: it sucks! [rimshot]

I don't know where are this freetime at work is coming from.

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:06:29

Re: it sucks! [rimshot]

"Deep Vacuum"

Sounds like you're taking a classic porn a bit too far. A name for my column perhaps?

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:04:58

Re: ho ho horror

"Prettiest Mess" - I like it!

I've got 618 words already.

Dec 7, 2005 @ 10:49:49

Re: ho ho horror

"Sex and the Windy City" (LAME-O)

Dec 7, 2005 @ 09:16:50

Re: ho ho horror

Really? Hmm I will have to consider that. I assume I will need to write a few columns and send them to you for approval? But first - a snappy name!

mmmmmmm, Linkification... *drool*

Dec 7, 2005 @ 08:28:51

Re: ho ho horror

Well, hmm. I've been itching to write in detail about my tumultulous love life, but I've refrained since all sides of the triangle are on my friends list. (OMGfriendslistyay!!!11!) But if you think it would entertain...

Dec 6, 2005 @ 16:07:55

Re: ho ho horror

Gee, thanks. You mean the layout isn't bad, or the content? 'Cause I think the content is pretty trite and self-indulgent.

Dec 6, 2005 @ 11:34:32

Re: ho ho horror

You need to check my livejournal and tell me what kind of vodka you want for Xmas. Fool!

Dec 2, 2005 @ 10:41:47

Re: rip roaring revelation

Alright. Well, then. I guess I got it.

Dec 2, 2005 @ 09:11:15

Re: rip roaring revelation

dude. What is your current email address?

Dec 2, 2005 @ 08:45:26

Re: salty satire sans subterfuge

That's the path I'm always on.

Dec 1, 2005 @ 12:00:28

Re: salty satire sans subterfuge

..or a dead baby.

Nov 28, 2005 @ 09:00:30

Re: a skeksis would be worse


Nov 21, 2005 @ 10:16:05

Re: eye walk the line

Sounds like hotness. Prada. Mmmmm.

Nov 16, 2005 @ 23:52:48

Re: dear bus that I love

I need a sarcastic tag


Nov 16, 2005 @ 13:49:43

Re: dear bus that I love

Seriously. Use one of those HAWT pickup lines you shared with me the other day.

No, here's what you should do. Compliment her on the most unusual thing accessory she is wearing. Something you may not normally notice. Like her belt, her socks, her barrettes. If she doesn't bite, ask her where she got it. Just keep her talking. And then crack some of your famously hilarious jokes.

Nov 15, 2005 @ 15:32:37

Re: i'm smart, your not



Nov 15, 2005 @ 10:08:36

Re: the rape of the registry

If you registered v14gr4.com I will seriously think you are really cool. For like 3.4 hours.

Nov 15, 2005 @ 00:03:07

Re: rolling [snowballs] in his grave

it was 60 in Chicago last week

Nov 11, 2005 @ 13:35:51

Re: it keeps getting better

Your sweet ass is content enough, don't you think?

Nov 11, 2005 @ 13:27:30

Re: it keeps getting better

Do you feel the pressure to keep your blog entries interesting? Minneapolis is reading!

Nov 11, 2005 @ 08:51:55

Re: mmmbop, doodle bop


Nov 9, 2005 @ 08:15:50

Re: vegetarians are eating the rainforest!

LOL @ the crying emoticon.

Buck up there, Zach! Girls get lonely around the holidays - take advantage.

Nov 8, 2005 @ 08:34:17

Re: fuck fox news

Yeah, Sprint fucked me too. And never called again. Sometimes I feel like a whore.

Nov 7, 2005 @ 22:40:38

Re: fuck fox news

i love it when you use your blog to stick it to The Man

Nov 4, 2005 @ 12:28:38

Re: wall of boobs

pics plz

Oct 26, 2005 @ 14:23:48

Re: sorry about your pants

Ryan Lubinski is on Friendster, too. But he hasn't found me yet!!

Oh yeah... did you get invited to teh 5-year? Cuz I sure as fuck did NOT get an invitation.

Oct 26, 2005 @ 12:17:14

Re: sorry about your pants

That makes sense. Actually, I was just talking you up a couple weeks ago, when I was up in Appleton. I was hanging out with Matt Decoster and Taylor Henn and I mentioned your old website. So the world just buzzes with your name!

Oct 26, 2005 @ 10:20:24

Re: sorry about your pants

so you DO read my journal! asshole.

yeah my html skillz are teh suck. Although I don't remember typing that semi-colon. Whatevs!

Oct 26, 2005 @ 08:29:32

Re: sorry about your pants

Combo of attention-whoring and drunkenness.

Hey, did you carve punkins this year? I did Nightmare Before Xmas ones that turned out really good. Wanna see a picture?
<img src=http://static.flickr.com/28/56137752_10c0ef6b52.jpg?v=0>

Oct 25, 2005 @ 22:41:45

Re: sorry about your pants

hay i went to see The Decemberists in Chicago!! They were fucking amazing@ Whheeee!

Oct 10, 2005 @ 21:05:03

Re: beating of his hideous heart

The mouse could have grabbed the feathers and used them for its nest. I'd guess a rodent, probably dead already. But the smell of a dead mouse is very specific. Oh, now I just have to know!

Oct 7, 2005 @ 21:14:31

Re: emily? elissa? emilissa!

One of the Mahlik twins?? That's kuh-raazy!

Oct 5, 2005 @ 13:18:19

Re: a penitent whaler

Hey, by the way! I *finally* picked up a Le Tigre album. They are fucking awesome-- exactly what I like. Why didn't I listen to you sooner???

Oct 5, 2005 @ 08:58:16

Re: my social calendar

I'm not signing up for shit! I can't come visit this month. But I am going to try and catch a few of those bands when they hit Chicago soon.

Sep 27, 2005 @ 19:05:27

Re: painting's new paladin

Wow! I want to see it. You need to post some pics.

Sep 27, 2005 @ 18:59:07

Re: making a button display

I AM admiring! I am going to steal this idea. I love my pin collection, and I'd love to showcase it like this. Awesome, Zach!

Sep 27, 2005 @ 18:57:28

Re: so that's what you call it

I still like Butter Face

Sep 9, 2005 @ 18:27:55

Re: vituperous video

Darn you and your stupid quicktime! dammit.

Aug 31, 2005 @ 23:46:09

Re: co-opting the co-op

hey i haven't read in a while. that's all.

Aug 17, 2005 @ 17:31:41

Re: titillating and title-less

I hope you were eating your Blizzard while in the back seat of the squad car.

Jul 31, 2005 @ 23:49:50

Re: unbothersome badinage

yeah, and everyone else's favorite too

Jul 28, 2005 @ 20:12:38

Re: now doesn't it make you feel better?


Jul 15, 2005 @ 13:56:46

Re: g.i. jooooooooooe

Sorry, Sith, I'm here now.

How about that Zach? What a geek he is! Ha ha, loooser!

Jul 6, 2005 @ 09:16:26

Re: like riding the vomitron

Ooohhhhh, SNAP!!1!!one!!!!111!!!!

Still no Chicago blog, huh? That's it, send me your sunglasses back! I'm going to hold them hostage until I get some blog love.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 13:24:30

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

If there's grass on the field, right xz???

heh heh.

Jul 5, 2005 @ 13:21:40

Re: self-sustained suffering

I like it when guys talk down to me... But not as much as I like watching Laura Prepon get all hot and bothered.

Jun 30, 2005 @ 21:01:23

Re: billy baxter's benevolence

girls are nice to look at


Jun 29, 2005 @ 14:35:09

Re: irascible ions


Jun 24, 2005 @ 10:04:45

Re: gee thanks, genie

ummm, yeah! I still hang out with Matt Decoster from time to time-- A proper Beer Bitch keeps on her quarters. I suck, though, so I just talk a lot of shit and end up really wasted.

Jun 23, 2005 @ 15:44:48

Re: gee thanks, genie

Then we could play quarters on your ass! sweet.

Jun 21, 2005 @ 20:57:36

Re: up and at them

that's a lame line

Jun 21, 2005 @ 11:25:19

Re: exigent experience excellent

I'm not asking for a custom blog. I just want everyone to hear about how awesome I am, and how you had such a great time, and you wish you lived here b/c Chicago is the best evar.

Jun 20, 2005 @ 16:03:27

Re: blocked blandishments

the chicago blog better be fucking rad

Jun 3, 2005 @ 09:58:59

Re: incidental innuendo

Why-- is there a new way to sit on pickles? Damn, I'm always behind the trends.

May 27, 2005 @ 19:36:57

Re: abnegating admission

There's def not enough smut here

May 7, 2005 @ 22:39:31

Re: a new track in the arm of life

Hope your results are positive! ...Or negative. Whichever one is better.

Apr 14, 2005 @ 15:20:45

Re: annotations and alliterations


Did you delete the "secret" page link?

Apr 2, 2005 @ 13:05:24

Re: coffee chromatics

MG I want coffee now... time for a little trip to Greektown! Have you ever had Turkish coffee? I had it once at an Indian restaurant - mmm-MM!

Mar 31, 2005 @ 21:21:36

Re: captain constipation can't

i'm glad that my bitching still inspires you

Mar 31, 2005 @ 14:29:36

Re: cuban, [land]mark

Mitch Hedberg died.

And you need more funny stuff!

Mar 16, 2005 @ 21:59:05

Re: it's technical

damn that didn't work out like i wanted it to

Mar 16, 2005 @ 21:49:45

Re: it's technical

Thats HOTT!

Mar 14, 2005 @ 14:06:21

Re: hail satan!

New Plan: Trick xopl into communicating something important to me over AIM. ha HA!

Mar 10, 2005 @ 13:25:00

Re: retro is nowtro

hey, where's my birthday well-wishes???

Mar 8, 2005 @ 17:23:16

Re: go nowhere, get famous

Do you feel better about yourself now?

Mar 3, 2005 @ 12:46:28

Re: mellifluous mulct

at least I have a job, you fucking math hippies!

Mar 2, 2005 @ 14:49:14

Re: mellifluous mulct

you guys are fucking dorks.

Feb 24, 2005 @ 22:39:38

Re: opportunity knocks

i remember that lil site. good times.

Feb 21, 2005 @ 11:01:56

Re: what are these goddamn animals?

Yeah, when that was on the news this AM, George said: "He killed himself? Huh. I don't know why-- he seemed like a happy guy."

Feb 20, 2005 @ 20:44:31

Re: lustful legerdemain

Ah ha hahaha ha! HA.

Feb 20, 2005 @ 02:12:25

Re: lustful legerdemain

just felt like posting a comment

Feb 14, 2005 @ 21:44:16

Re: highway to heck

yes! Finally, I can live my entire life via google. "google it" will take on a whole new meaning.

I await in anticipation the fresh, wholly improved chapter of my life.

Feb 12, 2005 @ 00:57:13

Re: pigs, all lined up

goddamn, this conversation is fucking hawt

Feb 12, 2005 @ 00:54:00

Re: two many guys

hey, i want to get in this

Feb 6, 2005 @ 22:15:03

Re: kvetch and retch

I share toothbrushes all the time. :D

Feb 4, 2005 @ 09:37:50

Re: discursively discusses dildonics

I just googled naughty pictures at work!

Damn, I knew once what tekoki is... memory like a sieve. Well, that refreshed my memory at least.

Jan 25, 2005 @ 15:42:15

Re: don't dream downers

I had a good dream, too. It was about sex. With man. Or was it two?

Jan 23, 2005 @ 18:52:06

Re: go team!!

Duh, *Christie Love*! She's one bad mamma jamma!

"You under arrest, sugah!"

Jan 21, 2005 @ 13:25:53

Re: axes of evil

Actually, that was on the news this morning. The 6am news. I was on time for work today.

The protesters were referred to as "anarchists." That made me chuckle.

Jan 21, 2005 @ 13:20:09

Re: i am alexander

you know a pimp dont fuck his hoes.

Jan 21, 2005 @ 10:42:15

Re: i am alexander

I don't like my job... but I do like getting punished for being late. Which I am often.

Jan 14, 2005 @ 10:47:30

Re: yodar

What, sith, you want to tease *and* stroke Zach?

Oh, and Dan - I'm a little slow on the uptake. But I do realize that you hate me. You've been clearly telling me (screaming at me?) for many a year now. I still think you're just jealous of my lighter. Which some bitch stole.

Jan 11, 2005 @ 21:40:45

Re: more of an asshole really

Just kidding, I love you. So much it hurts. I take it all back.

Jan 11, 2005 @ 21:38:04

Re: more of an asshole really

sith, you must be desperate.

74, you are just jealous of my lighter. It matches my nails, dick!

Jan 10, 2005 @ 21:48:28

Re: more of an asshole really

Hey you are not that hot. I painted my lighter to match my polished nails.

Jan 1, 2005 @ 23:38:12

Re: i have seen the future

Happy New Year! My party was very fun, probably more fun than you'll have all year. If you go to one party this year, make it Mine!

Dec 28, 2004 @ 15:37:01

Re: ubiquitous update

WPR is the only good thing about Wisconsin. Way better than Chicago public radio.

Dec 23, 2004 @ 10:22:11

Re: pam's props

only an hour? That sucks. I love being a lightweight.

Dec 22, 2004 @ 16:03:46

Re: i guess he has a point

bitch, you're not getting cookies, I don't even know who you are! If what Zach was saying was mean and went something like this: "Gosh she is really annoying and she always talks to me but I don't like her. Gee, I wish I could get her to shut the fuck up," then there is a good chance it was me.

Zach, you should eat them all at once. They worked well on me but I am a cheap date.

Dec 22, 2004 @ 10:15:48

Re: i guess he has a point

where's the blog entry thanking me for the cookies?! Give me my propers, bitch.

Dec 19, 2004 @ 21:02:34

Re: the frogurt is also cursed

have you ever read the W W Jacobs' story? it's a fun little short story...

Dec 18, 2004 @ 18:52:47

Re: cutest creature captured

that is fairly cute

Dec 11, 2004 @ 02:26:53

Re: they took our jerbs!


Dec 3, 2004 @ 23:50:39

Re: mindlessly missed mentioning

Ah ha ha haha ha ha ha! I didn't want a rant - we've had this conversation before. But thanks anyway; it made me chuckle.

Dec 1, 2004 @ 23:28:29

Re: mindlessly missed mentioning

give it up already. ren & stimpy are done. they're gone. Oh, and they were not the first cartoon ever made that adults liked, by the way.

Dec 1, 2004 @ 23:26:47

Re: inappropriate hypothetical questions

I don't need to follow your rules. You're the bitch! Bitch.

I just like something to chew after I suck for a while. Something that squishes between my teeth.

Dec 1, 2004 @ 22:02:47

Re: crack-cocaine in the windshield of life

it all depends on your priorities, zachary. Although "hookers and blow" is more conducive to the double meaning.

Dec 1, 2004 @ 21:59:47

Re: inappropriate hypothetical questions

Historically, my answer has been a cherry tootsie pop.

Although I also think that cinnamon lollies are sexy.

Nov 22, 2004 @ 21:23:53

Re: red ribbon rundown

yes, yes... I could have proved my geekdom once again. Damn you!

Actually, I think you had the first post on one of your previous entries. Although I *would* have been the first "first post!" Hmmm.

Nov 21, 2004 @ 21:25:42

Re: red ribbon rundown