My brother's California wedding means I'll be missing the Zombie Pub Crawl, throw onto that the assholes who stole my Drink Like a Pirate Day thunder, and now just to salt the open wounds, there's "Evil Aliens" showing in the Twin Cities also on the 9th of September.
Writer/director Jake West's (Razor Blade Smile) jaw-dropping sci-fi horror lunacy has had film festival audiences rolling and gagging in the aisles! Gruesome mutilations, anal probing, decapitations and assorted weapons—ranging from cricket bats to chainsaws to rotary tillers and even a combine harvester—are featured in this shocking yet slapstick valentine to films like Aliens, Dead Alive, Phantasm and The Evil Dead. Bound to do for ET's what Shaun of the Dead did for zombies, our advice is prepare yourself for a bloody Close Encounter!
If my brother gets a divorce I will fucking kill him.
Can I help?
You are going to miss the Anal Probing!!!
oh wait, I see paularms just offered to help you out with that
oh yeah, I've got tons of experience with the probing of the anal...
wait... no I meant killing your brother.
/me is sad that Zach will miss all of the festivities.
Mm, anal probe!
And I thought my ass just hurt from my bike seat...
I thought that anal probing was my job.
We all love anal probing and it's only fair that we all get a turn.
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You too could be carrying your own internal horrid evil twin. Always plotting against you it is.
I am the Venture Brothers lover. Me.
SHIT! I ALMOST FORGOT TO WATCH THE TROLL!
not zombiepubcrawl (guest)
Hey, man, we all feel pretty bad that you can't make it this year. Sorry, but there was just a general consensus that the further you get away from Halloween, the funnier zombies become. Anyway, let us know you're availability next year, and we'll schedule around all your relatives' weddings, funerals, etc.
The Zombie Pub Crawl Planning, Zoning and Production Committee (ZPCPZPC)
PS: We totally agree with you about the pirates. Don't worry, they'll all be zombies by night's end.
not Pirate9 (guest)
Everyone needs to check their egos at the door, and let people have a good time. It's not about who's thunder it is, but who's going to have a good time and participate in something really unique. Get over yourself. And by the way, its SO ON!
not Pirate9 (guest)
PS. that was sweet how you arrrsvp'd for -500. You must have been feeling pretty clever.
Zach actually IS pretty clever.
Hmm. How do you tell how many times a person has Arrrrsvpdedededdded? If I correct my own number, will it override it or add it into the total?
To not Pirate9:
I'm pretty sure I did -999, not -500... but how did you know it was me? Seriously? No really, I don't think my IP would be a giveaway?
Also, did it work? Did your code subtract the number? Just wondering.
To not Zombiepubcrawl:
I love you guys. "I would do anything for brains!" Thanks for the personal message, I appreciate it.
You're right about one thing though: Pirates vs. Zombies... Zombies can't turn into pirates, but pirates can sure turn into zombies. It's the law of entropy man... everything ends up zombie in the end.
Fuck pirates AND zombies. There, I said it. I am going to stay home and play Dead Rising instead.
I hope that comes out for the Wii, which is obviously going to be so much more awesome than the suxBox 3shitty.
Oh how I want to cut zombies up with chainsaws.