paularms (#1017)
Name: Paul Armstrong
Email: ???
Locale: Minneapolis
Profile: Zach is a very boring person.
Comments History
what is that guy diggin' for up there?
MOAR ANIMATED GIFS!!!!!!SHIFT!!11elevens
Jul 25, 2007 @ 09:33:15
But dude, what's more important is that Lindsey Lohan got another DUI.
Jul 7, 2007 @ 23:14:20
NOOOO they be takin mah buckit!
/jealous
Mar 11, 2007 @ 20:04:35
I want maidens. Bring me back some maidens.
Feb 27, 2007 @ 15:10:44
I hope that the meteor is actually just a big flaming ball of poo.
Jan 1, 2007 @ 01:07:40
Re: happy nude year
by god, that better not be your legs
Dec 22, 2006 @ 07:40:05
Re: kill da wabbit
Seriously, how is it that "Daffy the Commando" did not make the list?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ9VgEbNkmI
Dec 17, 2006 @ 14:41:06
Re: haming it up
It was my axmas wish to see a balloon fucking a sheep.
Dec 15, 2006 @ 22:27:31
I caught Sir Jacob watching porn once. He's into the hard stuff.
Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:35:06
none of the above. nothing can travel at the speed of light but light itself. i win.
Dec 4, 2006 @ 20:46:47
rtard.
Nov 13, 2006 @ 14:48:42
Again, awesome job on that one, guys.
Nov 13, 2006 @ 12:19:00
is the missing thing xopl.com?
Oct 9, 2006 @ 13:03:21
i'm going to do that just to start a NUCLEAR WAR
Sep 6, 2006 @ 07:13:35
Re: gone daddy gone
now what the hell am i going to do for entertainment at work?
Sep 1, 2006 @ 16:26:15
Hooray for me go homes early!
Aug 28, 2006 @ 18:33:44
oh yeah, I've got tons of experience with the probing of the anal...
wait... no I meant killing your brother.
/me is sad that Zach will miss all of the festivities.
Aug 28, 2006 @ 17:34:30
Can I help?
Aug 27, 2006 @ 06:35:45
The drinks were wet, but Zach wasn't soaked...
At least Jesse gave me a real drunk dial. Heh.
Aug 23, 2006 @ 17:28:17
Re: over the moon
I would, but you already fired me. Jerk.
Aug 22, 2006 @ 13:29:36
Re: i am the win
"I've built up an immunity. Giggity giggity." — Quagmire
Aug 18, 2006 @ 14:52:58
Have fun at gaycamp.
Aug 17, 2006 @ 23:05:23
I like your guitar.
Wanna go hit some bike jumps?
Aug 17, 2006 @ 23:04:44
That looks like a girl's handwriting...
She's a WITCH!
Aug 10, 2006 @ 12:58:40
"and gel items"...
so don't take any shampoo, deodorant, hair gel, toothpaste, shaving cream...
Aug 4, 2006 @ 22:04:21
When you mentioned the different types of pirates, you forgot Butt Pirates. Don't forget Butt Pirates.
Aug 4, 2006 @ 10:35:18
I think those zombie space pirate aliens would also have some sort of ninja skillz.
Jul 25, 2006 @ 17:17:18
my shit just smells funny
Jul 25, 2006 @ 15:53:10
or get one of those projects done that we already started...
Jul 21, 2006 @ 10:01:10
Re: i still got it
This doesn't quite work without an amazing reply...
Jul 19, 2006 @ 14:05:22
Re: no no no no no
no. it is not wrong.
Jul 18, 2006 @ 16:51:10
Re: boobonic plague
SICK
GROSS
Jul 18, 2006 @ 09:33:47
Re: boobonic plague
oh, and make with the boobonic treatment, stat!
Jul 18, 2006 @ 09:31:28
Re: boobonic plague
I'd be all like: WOMAN! Get over here and make me some soup!
Jun 21, 2006 @ 16:30:36
The beard. It makes me do things.
Jun 21, 2006 @ 14:31:59
Re: turtlemancy
I wish turtles were more nimble. And flung poo at you. And swung from trees. And made lots of noise.
Ah fuck it. Monkeys are better.
Jun 16, 2006 @ 10:26:10
Re: colourful
those are some bada55 b00b1e(s) you've got there
Jun 8, 2006 @ 11:59:49
can i come back to TCSU as "CoffMan: masked avenger"?
Jun 7, 2006 @ 11:45:19
Re: di knows vi
I'd be awfully suspicious of any girl that actual admits to any feelings...
Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:33:16
Re: hail satan!
You are 4 years late.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19375525-29277,00.html
May 24, 2006 @ 14:20:29
Re: hobbit spam
I'm jealous... the only spam I get is for penis drugs
May 24, 2006 @ 10:15:03
Re: drilling it home
hooray... spying on girls going number 2!
May 23, 2006 @ 11:21:23
Are you feeling okay?
May 18, 2006 @ 12:32:51
Re: beerlarious
I'm totally going to do this one day.
Apr 29, 2006 @ 19:49:58
Re: me want now
I really hope that someone will write software to add that to the iSight's functionality.
Apr 29, 2006 @ 19:15:05
I think I'm in love...
Apr 24, 2006 @ 09:58:24
Al Franken's daughter is incredibly hot.
Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:53:21
Re: bad joke
Or just witness the ascii p-rex eat you!
http://paulasaur.us/rex.html
Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:52:49
Re: bad joke
click the monkey and you get that link... jeez.
Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:49:37
Re: bad joke
Hooray!
Some of these ) ) )
Apr 14, 2006 @ 11:23:15
Re: i just realised
that's cute
Apr 10, 2006 @ 13:11:49
Re: history lessons
clearly the government can lick my swass.
Apr 10, 2006 @ 12:38:39
Re: history lessons
Dear Zach:
RE: Conspiracy Theory
You are going to turn into one of those cracked out obsessive conspiracy theorists who has stacks of papers and photos from garbages and doesn't leave the house for fear that the goverment is spying on him through UV Rays.
Apr 2, 2006 @ 21:40:25
I'm too lazy to read all of this. More pictures.
Mar 22, 2006 @ 11:35:03
Apparently no one pays attention to credits around here.
Hired Goons!
Mar 21, 2006 @ 07:31:15
Goons: Knock knock.
Homer: Who's there?
Goons: Goons.
Homer: Who?
Goons: Hired Goons.
Mar 20, 2006 @ 14:43:44
i don't know how i feel about seeing your ugly mug on the internets... especially in video.
Mar 16, 2006 @ 12:19:19
I don't want to see your ugly mug or hear that hideous voice of yours... definitely use "Photobooth"'s crazy effects.
Feb 21, 2006 @ 14:07:37
Not playable in my country? WTF?
Feb 20, 2006 @ 22:08:53
Re: aibo style?
bow wow chicka freaka
Feb 15, 2006 @ 13:24:55
also, I like both money and swag... and booze.
Feb 15, 2006 @ 13:24:06
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to YOU
Happy birthday dear XOPL
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu
How old are you now?
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you are one too
(or something)
Feb 11, 2006 @ 21:16:46
Genius.
Feb 3, 2006 @ 00:38:34
I'll remember to flush when you put more ram in my computer so that I can actually run Virtual PC at a speed faster than a Pentium II can. Wait... Can a Pentium II run XP?... (that's my point)
Feb 2, 2006 @ 15:38:19
Re: dear web masters
joiiiiiin ussssss or we'll eeeeeat your braaaaaaiiiiiinssss.
Jan 26, 2006 @ 10:15:46
Where do you get the PDF for the dragon? I want one at work.
Jan 26, 2006 @ 10:14:27
I'm sorry, Zach. I got lots of sleep last night, so I'll be really nice to you today! Hooray!
Jan 25, 2006 @ 22:09:02
Seen it.
Seen it.
Seen it.
Sorry, I'm crabby and need to take it out on someone. You just happened to show up with something I'd seen already about a year ago.
Jan 25, 2006 @ 13:02:35
You should provide a service to your readers and give them a text link. Jerk. Way to disappear for 2 hours.
Jan 25, 2006 @ 09:42:05
Where did you find this?
Jan 24, 2006 @ 17:41:33
Zach, are YOU high?
Jan 5, 2006 @ 23:00:44
4. Saw beautiful assistant in half
Jan 3, 2006 @ 11:20:41
Hooray!
Jan 2, 2006 @ 16:10:21
too many words, not enough pictures.
Dec 30, 2005 @ 17:26:54
Re: i forgot
Be careful, or I'll intentionally blank you!
Dec 30, 2005 @ 11:32:31
Leave. We don't want you here anyway.
Jesse's not a girl... he just has girl parts.
Dec 30, 2005 @ 11:31:35
Yeah, why don't you just go to Chicago, at a time like this. Jeez.
Dec 27, 2005 @ 20:37:50
STRATEGO!!!!!
I shall stratego you till you collapse in agony.
Dec 19, 2005 @ 13:53:39
How many times do I have to tell you and Jesse: less words, more pictures.
Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:28:08
god, I hate you guys.
Dec 15, 2005 @ 21:00:43
Re: give me money
Keep your pants on...
Dec 15, 2005 @ 09:32:24
They could have at least made the screen a liquid layout and allowed resizing of windows... and fricken made it work in Safari.
Dec 13, 2005 @ 17:21:39
Re: gone daddy gone
Wow. Your thoughts on this topic are very compelling. If only I had as many insights as you.
Dec 9, 2005 @ 15:01:00
Did someone say DIGG?
Dec 7, 2005 @ 12:40:34
zach the sack
Dec 1, 2005 @ 09:17:16
Re: new content!
Get that bear over here... we gotta party.
Nov 30, 2005 @ 21:09:51
Re: new content!
Here, I thought that link was going to point to a bear who liked to drink rum. I was all "Man, I want to party with THAT bear!"
Nov 28, 2005 @ 10:38:44
Re: why not
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT!!!!!11!1!1
Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:43:06
Well isn't that the cutest turkey ever?
GOBBLES!
Nov 22, 2005 @ 08:04:03
Re: no fucking way
I'm very surprised that you are not in jail at the moment, being suspected of the death of mother fucking Taylor Hanson. A real man finishes the job he started.
Nov 16, 2005 @ 15:44:59
Apparently wearing a white hat like I do gets sticky panties thrown at you, just ask Jesse.
Nov 15, 2005 @ 12:27:01
Me fail english? That's unpostable.
Nov 15, 2005 @ 09:04:57
if you registered v14gr4.com i will seriously send you to seek professional help.
Nov 14, 2005 @ 17:02:52
I have responded to your response to my initial post about Dates and Blogs here: http://paularmstrongdesigns.com/weblog/ia/dates-and-blogs
Nov 12, 2005 @ 20:49:02
Re: crickets
Karen freshly squeezed those cookies and baked that lemonade.
Nov 11, 2005 @ 12:39:35
Jerk. The Paulasaurus Rex will devour your blog.
Nov 3, 2005 @ 09:06:15
Or maybe you just need a girlfriend who has a nerd fetish and likes to watch you... um... program.
Oct 30, 2005 @ 15:49:50
Re: jesse's party
Congratulations on being the third person to not realize there was a screen there... even Lisa didn't realize it, and it's her house.
Oct 24, 2005 @ 07:49:53
Jesse is the awesome.
Oct 22, 2005 @ 15:37:35
double please to rss. jerk. ENCORE!
Oct 21, 2005 @ 17:34:37
It wasn't me, I swear. I have no injuries that I know of and no recollection of falling down seven stories... oh wait.. maybe there's a reason that I don't remember.
Apr 15, 2008 @ 10:30:25
Re: it's my website and i'll cry if i want to