Name: Paul Armstrong
Profile: Zach is a very boring person.
can i have that dick biting back?
what is that guy diggin' for up there?
MOAR ANIMATED GIFS!!!!!!SHIFT!!11elevens
But dude, what's more important is that Lindsey Lohan got another DUI.
NOOOO they be takin mah buckit!
I want maidens. Bring me back some maidens.
I hope that the meteor is actually just a big flaming ball of poo.
by god, that better not be your legs
Seriously, how is it that "Daffy the Commando" did not make the list?
It was my axmas wish to see a balloon fucking a sheep.
I caught Sir Jacob watching porn once. He's into the hard stuff.
none of the above. nothing can travel at the speed of light but light itself. i win.
Again, awesome job on that one, guys.
is the missing thing xopl.com?
i'm going to do that just to start a NUCLEAR WAR
now what the hell am i going to do for entertainment at work?
Hooray for me go homes early!
oh yeah, I've got tons of experience with the probing of the anal...
wait... no I meant killing your brother.
/me is sad that Zach will miss all of the festivities.
Can I help?
The drinks were wet, but Zach wasn't soaked...
At least Jesse gave me a real drunk dial. Heh.
I would, but you already fired me. Jerk.
"I've built up an immunity. Giggity giggity." — Quagmire
Have fun at gaycamp.
I like your guitar.
Wanna go hit some bike jumps?
That looks like a girl's handwriting...
She's a WITCH!
"and gel items"...
so don't take any shampoo, deodorant, hair gel, toothpaste, shaving cream...
When you mentioned the different types of pirates, you forgot Butt Pirates. Don't forget Butt Pirates.
I think those zombie space pirate aliens would also have some sort of ninja skillz.
my shit just smells funny
or get one of those projects done that we already started...
This doesn't quite work without an amazing reply...
no. it is not wrong.
oh, and make with the boobonic treatment, stat!
I'd be all like: WOMAN! Get over here and make me some soup!
The beard. It makes me do things.
I wish turtles were more nimble. And flung poo at you. And swung from trees. And made lots of noise.
Ah fuck it. Monkeys are better.
those are some bada55 b00b1e(s) you've got there
can i come back to TCSU as "CoffMan: masked avenger"?
I'd be awfully suspicious of any girl that actual admits to any feelings...
You are 4 years late.
I'm jealous... the only spam I get is for penis drugs
hooray... spying on girls going number 2!
Are you feeling okay?
I'm totally going to do this one day.
I really hope that someone will write software to add that to the iSight's functionality.
I think I'm in love...
Al Franken's daughter is incredibly hot.
Or just witness the ascii p-rex eat you!
click the monkey and you get that link... jeez.
Some of these ) ) )
clearly the government can lick my swass.
RE: Conspiracy Theory
You are going to turn into one of those cracked out obsessive conspiracy theorists who has stacks of papers and photos from garbages and doesn't leave the house for fear that the goverment is spying on him through UV Rays.
I'm too lazy to read all of this. More pictures.
Apparently no one pays attention to credits around here.
Goons: Knock knock.
Homer: Who's there?
Goons: Hired Goons.
i don't know how i feel about seeing your ugly mug on the internets... especially in video.
I don't want to see your ugly mug or hear that hideous voice of yours... definitely use "Photobooth"'s crazy effects.
Not playable in my country? WTF?
bow wow chicka freaka
also, I like both money and swag... and booze.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to YOU
Happy birthday dear XOPL
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu
How old are you now?
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you are one too
I'll remember to flush when you put more ram in my computer so that I can actually run Virtual PC at a speed faster than a Pentium II can. Wait... Can a Pentium II run XP?... (that's my point)
joiiiiiin ussssss or we'll eeeeeat your braaaaaaiiiiiinssss.
Where do you get the PDF for the dragon? I want one at work.
I'm sorry, Zach. I got lots of sleep last night, so I'll be really nice to you today! Hooray!
Sorry, I'm crabby and need to take it out on someone. You just happened to show up with something I'd seen already about a year ago.
You should provide a service to your readers and give them a text link. Jerk. Way to disappear for 2 hours.
Where did you find this?
Zach, are YOU high?
4. Saw beautiful assistant in half
too many words, not enough pictures.
Be careful, or I'll intentionally blank you!
Leave. We don't want you here anyway.
Jesse's not a girl... he just has girl parts.
Yeah, why don't you just go to Chicago, at a time like this. Jeez.
I shall stratego you till you collapse in agony.
How many times do I have to tell you and Jesse: less words, more pictures.
god, I hate you guys.
Keep your pants on...
They could have at least made the screen a liquid layout and allowed resizing of windows... and fricken made it work in Safari.
Wow. Your thoughts on this topic are very compelling. If only I had as many insights as you.
Did someone say DIGG?
zach the sack
Get that bear over here... we gotta party.
Here, I thought that link was going to point to a bear who liked to drink rum. I was all "Man, I want to party with THAT bear!"
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT!!!!!11!1!1
Well isn't that the cutest turkey ever?
I'm very surprised that you are not in jail at the moment, being suspected of the death of mother fucking Taylor Hanson. A real man finishes the job he started.
Apparently wearing a white hat like I do gets sticky panties thrown at you, just ask Jesse.
Me fail english? That's unpostable.
if you registered v14gr4.com i will seriously send you to seek professional help.
I have responded to your response to my initial post about Dates and Blogs here: http://paularmstrongdesigns.com/weblog/ia/dates-and-blogs
Karen freshly squeezed those cookies and baked that lemonade.
Jerk. The Paulasaurus Rex will devour your blog.
Or maybe you just need a girlfriend who has a nerd fetish and likes to watch you... um... program.
Congratulations on being the third person to not realize there was a screen there... even Lisa didn't realize it, and it's her house.
Jesse is the awesome.
double please to rss. jerk. ENCORE!
It wasn't me, I swear. I have no injuries that I know of and no recollection of falling down seven stories... oh wait.. maybe there's a reason that I don't remember.