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paularms (#1017)

chimp.png Name: Paul Armstrong
Email: ???
Locale: Minneapolis

Profile: Zach is a very boring person.

Comments History

Jan 20, 2009 @ 22:43:44

Re: i want my 8 years back

can i have that dick biting back?

Apr 15, 2008 @ 10:30:25

Re: it's my website and i'll cry if i want to

what is that guy diggin' for up there?


Jul 25, 2007 @ 09:33:15

Re: "news" ... in quotes

But dude, what's more important is that Lindsey Lohan got another DUI.

Jul 7, 2007 @ 23:14:20

Re: with your bones, dear henry

NOOOO they be takin mah buckit!


Mar 11, 2007 @ 20:04:35

Re: pint of the black stuff guvnah

I want maidens. Bring me back some maidens.

Feb 27, 2007 @ 15:10:44

Re: a gambit for my ambit

I hope that the meteor is actually just a big flaming ball of poo.

Jan 1, 2007 @ 01:07:40

Re: happy nude year

by god, that better not be your legs

Dec 22, 2006 @ 07:40:05

Re: kill da wabbit

Seriously, how is it that "Daffy the Commando" did not make the list?


Dec 17, 2006 @ 14:41:06

Re: haming it up

It was my axmas wish to see a balloon fucking a sheep.

Dec 15, 2006 @ 22:27:31

Re: stuff on stuffonmycat.com

I caught Sir Jacob watching porn once. He's into the hard stuff.

Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:35:06

Re: how much wood would a...

none of the above. nothing can travel at the speed of light but light itself. i win.

Dec 4, 2006 @ 20:46:47

Re: no good deed goes ununpunished


Nov 13, 2006 @ 14:48:42

Re: ding, dong, the witch is dead

Again, awesome job on that one, guys.

Nov 13, 2006 @ 12:19:00

Re: bring out your dead

is the missing thing xopl.com?

Oct 9, 2006 @ 13:03:21

Re: drink yourself sideways

i'm going to do that just to start a NUCLEAR WAR

Sep 6, 2006 @ 07:13:35

Re: gone daddy gone

now what the hell am i going to do for entertainment at work?

Sep 1, 2006 @ 16:26:15

Re: the power of quit compels you

Hooray for me go homes early!

Aug 28, 2006 @ 18:33:44

Re: it just keeps getting better

oh yeah, I've got tons of experience with the probing of the anal...

wait... no I meant killing your brother.

/me is sad that Zach will miss all of the festivities.

Aug 28, 2006 @ 17:34:30

Re: it just keeps getting better

Can I help?

Aug 27, 2006 @ 06:35:45

Re: vikings' sex cruise

The drinks were wet, but Zach wasn't soaked...

At least Jesse gave me a real drunk dial. Heh.

Aug 23, 2006 @ 17:28:17

Re: over the moon

I would, but you already fired me. Jerk.

Aug 22, 2006 @ 13:29:36

Re: i am the win

"I've built up an immunity. Giggity giggity." — Quagmire

Aug 18, 2006 @ 14:52:58

Re: i'm going camping and

Have fun at gaycamp.

Aug 17, 2006 @ 23:05:23

Re: i wanna see your fixie

I like your guitar.

Wanna go hit some bike jumps?

Aug 17, 2006 @ 23:04:44

Re: but... how... with the...

That looks like a girl's handwriting...

She's a WITCH!

Aug 10, 2006 @ 12:58:40

Re: what a fucking crock (updated)

"and gel items"...

so don't take any shampoo, deodorant, hair gel, toothpaste, shaving cream...

Aug 4, 2006 @ 22:04:21

Re: it would be a 4 hour epic

When you mentioned the different types of pirates, you forgot Butt Pirates. Don't forget Butt Pirates.

Aug 4, 2006 @ 10:35:18

Re: it would be a 4 hour epic

I think those zombie space pirate aliens would also have some sort of ninja skillz.

Jul 25, 2006 @ 17:17:18

Re: van goghhhhh my god!!!!!

my shit just smells funny

Jul 25, 2006 @ 15:53:10

Re: van goghhhhh my god!!!!!

or get one of those projects done that we already started...

Jul 21, 2006 @ 10:01:10

Re: i still got it

This doesn't quite work without an amazing reply...

Jul 19, 2006 @ 14:05:22

Re: no no no no no

no. it is not wrong.

Jul 18, 2006 @ 16:51:10

Re: boobonic plague


Jul 18, 2006 @ 09:33:47

Re: boobonic plague

oh, and make with the boobonic treatment, stat!

Jul 18, 2006 @ 09:31:28

Re: boobonic plague

I'd be all like: WOMAN! Get over here and make me some soup!

Jun 21, 2006 @ 16:30:36

Re: the bearded curtain

The beard. It makes me do things.

Jun 21, 2006 @ 14:31:59

Re: turtlemancy

I wish turtles were more nimble. And flung poo at you. And swung from trees. And made lots of noise.

Ah fuck it. Monkeys are better.

Jun 16, 2006 @ 10:26:10

Re: colourful

those are some bada55 b00b1e(s) you've got there

Jun 8, 2006 @ 11:59:49

Re: uptown crime problem solved

can i come back to TCSU as "CoffMan: masked avenger"?

Jun 7, 2006 @ 11:45:19

Re: di knows vi

I'd be awfully suspicious of any girl that actual admits to any feelings...

Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:33:16

Re: hail satan!

You are 4 years late.


May 24, 2006 @ 14:20:29

Re: hobbit spam

I'm jealous... the only spam I get is for penis drugs

May 24, 2006 @ 10:15:03

Re: drilling it home

hooray... spying on girls going number 2!

May 23, 2006 @ 11:21:23

Re: national security

Are you feeling okay?

May 18, 2006 @ 12:32:51

Re: beerlarious

I'm totally going to do this one day.

Apr 29, 2006 @ 19:49:58

Re: me want now

I really hope that someone will write software to add that to the iSight's functionality.

Apr 29, 2006 @ 19:15:05

Re: i'm scared dave. will i dream?

I think I'm in love...

Apr 24, 2006 @ 09:58:24

Re: someone else's story

Al Franken's daughter is incredibly hot.

Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:53:21

Re: bad joke

Or just witness the ascii p-rex eat you!


Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:52:49

Re: bad joke

click the monkey and you get that link... jeez.

Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:49:37

Re: bad joke


Some of these ) ) )

Apr 14, 2006 @ 11:23:15

Re: i just realised

that's cute

Apr 10, 2006 @ 13:11:49

Re: history lessons

clearly the government can lick my swass.

Apr 10, 2006 @ 12:38:39

Re: history lessons

Dear Zach:

RE: Conspiracy Theory

You are going to turn into one of those cracked out obsessive conspiracy theorists who has stacks of papers and photos from garbages and doesn't leave the house for fear that the goverment is spying on him through UV Rays.

Apr 2, 2006 @ 21:40:25

Re: the tri-lambs (λλλ)

I'm too lazy to read all of this. More pictures.

Mar 22, 2006 @ 11:35:03

Re: mouse's movie musings

Apparently no one pays attention to credits around here.

Hired Goons!

Mar 21, 2006 @ 07:31:15

Re: mouse's movie musings

Goons: Knock knock.
Homer: Who's there?
Goons: Goons.
Homer: Who?
Goons: Hired Goons.

Mar 20, 2006 @ 14:43:44

Re: vlog verification

i don't know how i feel about seeing your ugly mug on the internets... especially in video.

Mar 16, 2006 @ 12:19:19

Re: really, i promise

I don't want to see your ugly mug or hear that hideous voice of yours... definitely use "Photobooth"'s crazy effects.

Feb 21, 2006 @ 14:07:37

Re: L0Lz0rz!!111!eleven!!!1

Not playable in my country? WTF?

Feb 20, 2006 @ 22:08:53

Re: aibo style?

bow wow chicka freaka

Feb 15, 2006 @ 13:24:55

Re: a very merry ununbirthday

also, I like both money and swag... and booze.

Feb 15, 2006 @ 13:24:06

Re: a very merry ununbirthday

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to YOU
Happy birthday dear XOPL
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu

How old are you now?
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you are one too

(or something)

Feb 11, 2006 @ 21:16:46

Re: the chemical company


Feb 3, 2006 @ 00:38:34

Re: log jam flim flam

I'll remember to flush when you put more ram in my computer so that I can actually run Virtual PC at a speed faster than a Pentium II can. Wait... Can a Pentium II run XP?... (that's my point)

Feb 2, 2006 @ 15:38:19

Re: dear web masters

joiiiiiin ussssss or we'll eeeeeat your braaaaaaiiiiiinssss.

Jan 26, 2006 @ 10:15:46

Re: your eyes are stupid

Where do you get the PDF for the dragon? I want one at work.

Jan 26, 2006 @ 10:14:27

Re: your eyes are stupid

I'm sorry, Zach. I got lots of sleep last night, so I'll be really nice to you today! Hooray!

Jan 25, 2006 @ 22:09:02

Re: your eyes are stupid

Seen it.

Seen it.

Seen it.

Sorry, I'm crabby and need to take it out on someone. You just happened to show up with something I'd seen already about a year ago.

Jan 25, 2006 @ 13:02:35

Re: dissidence is before godliness

You should provide a service to your readers and give them a text link. Jerk. Way to disappear for 2 hours.

Jan 25, 2006 @ 09:42:05

Re: dissidence is before godliness

Where did you find this?

Jan 24, 2006 @ 17:41:33

Re: wound up wordplay

Zach, are YOU high?

Jan 5, 2006 @ 23:00:44

Re: like anyone can do that

4. Saw beautiful assistant in half

Jan 3, 2006 @ 11:20:41

Re: look paul, no words!


Jan 2, 2006 @ 16:10:21

Re: definite defenestration

too many words, not enough pictures.

Dec 30, 2005 @ 17:26:54

Re: i forgot

Be careful, or I'll intentionally blank you!

Dec 30, 2005 @ 11:32:31

Re: chicago, here I come

Leave. We don't want you here anyway.

Jesse's not a girl... he just has girl parts.

Dec 30, 2005 @ 11:31:35

Re: old (sic) lang syne

Yeah, why don't you just go to Chicago, at a time like this. Jeez.

Dec 27, 2005 @ 20:37:50

Re: dora the explorer's death


I shall stratego you till you collapse in agony.

Dec 19, 2005 @ 13:53:39

Re: new leadership needed

How many times do I have to tell you and Jesse: less words, more pictures.

Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:28:08

Re: best blonde joke ever

god, I hate you guys.

Dec 15, 2005 @ 21:00:43

Re: give me money

Keep your pants on...

Dec 15, 2005 @ 09:32:24

Re: daily are hack ripoff artists

They could have at least made the screen a liquid layout and allowed resizing of windows... and fricken made it work in Safari.

Dec 13, 2005 @ 17:21:39

Re: gone daddy gone

Wow. Your thoughts on this topic are very compelling. If only I had as many insights as you.

Dec 9, 2005 @ 15:01:00

Re: the yolk's on you

Did someone say DIGG?

Dec 7, 2005 @ 12:40:34

Re: someone set us up the joke

zach the sack

Dec 1, 2005 @ 09:17:16

Re: new content!

Get that bear over here... we gotta party.

Nov 30, 2005 @ 21:09:51

Re: new content!

Here, I thought that link was going to point to a bear who liked to drink rum. I was all "Man, I want to party with THAT bear!"

Nov 28, 2005 @ 10:38:44

Re: why not


Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:43:06

Re: der gobbley gobbley

Well isn't that the cutest turkey ever?


Nov 22, 2005 @ 08:04:03

Re: no fucking way

I'm very surprised that you are not in jail at the moment, being suspected of the death of mother fucking Taylor Hanson. A real man finishes the job he started.

Nov 16, 2005 @ 15:44:59

Re: dear bus that I love

Apparently wearing a white hat like I do gets sticky panties thrown at you, just ask Jesse.

Nov 15, 2005 @ 12:27:01

Re: i'm smart, your not

Me fail english? That's unpostable.

Nov 15, 2005 @ 09:04:57

Re: the rape of the registry

if you registered v14gr4.com i will seriously send you to seek professional help.

Nov 14, 2005 @ 17:02:52

Re: on blogs and dates

I have responded to your response to my initial post about Dates and Blogs here: http://paularmstrongdesigns.com/weblog/ia/dates-and-blogs

Nov 12, 2005 @ 20:49:02

Re: crickets

Karen freshly squeezed those cookies and baked that lemonade.

Nov 11, 2005 @ 12:39:35

Re: mmmbop, doodle bop

Jerk. The Paulasaurus Rex will devour your blog.

Nov 3, 2005 @ 09:06:15

Re: a plague of locus

Or maybe you just need a girlfriend who has a nerd fetish and likes to watch you... um... program.

Oct 30, 2005 @ 15:49:50

Re: jesse's party

Congratulations on being the third person to not realize there was a screen there... even Lisa didn't realize it, and it's her house.

Oct 24, 2005 @ 07:49:53

Re: someone set us up the rss

Jesse is the awesome.

Oct 22, 2005 @ 15:37:35

Re: i'll think up a title later

double please to rss. jerk. ENCORE!

Oct 21, 2005 @ 17:34:37

Re: breaking fall news

It wasn't me, I swear. I have no injuries that I know of and no recollection of falling down seven stories... oh wait.. maybe there's a reason that I don't remember.