Did someone say DIGG?
You have to sing the DOT COM! part.
60 seconds? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL MY COMMENTING DONE BEFORE WORK?
How about 30 seconds?
How about no seconds, since it's me and I have a list of comments ready in my brain in advance to make you laugh until beer shoots out of your nose, and then you're all "oh my god, I had beer left in my nose all this time? Why wasn't I drinking that! Now that nose beer is WASTED! WASTED! and I'm not!"
So much for me getting a ton of work done while you are in meetings.