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WHY GOD? WHY?!
The Zombie Pub Crawl. September 9. My brother's wedding. Same day. WHY?!
Is it wrong to destroy my brother's happiness and break up their wedding just so I can be in town that day?
no. it is not wrong.
what a selfish asshat
It's wrong of him to make you come to the wedding.
Tell him that you aren't buying him any presents.
WAIT. I HAVE IT. They move the wedding back exactly one day. You host his bachelor party here, in Minneapolis. AT THE ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL. We can go to the strip club. He can make out with zombie pub ladies. It's perfect.
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Well, I think you should dress as a zombie for your bro's wedding. And get wasted.
Pam: Are you at least coming to the zombie pub crawl?
I was planning on it, but b/c I wanted to see Zach, not b/c I have an overwhelming desire to dress up like a zombie and drink w/ crazy Minnesotans. Sept 9th is also my brother's b-day.