suicide watch
<< Jul 19, 2006 @ 14:02 >>
please, somebody, take away all the sharp objects and bed sheets. I'm at the bottom. rock bottom. despair. desolation.
HOW COULD THE ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OCTOBER?!
Don't they know how hot it is going to be in early September?! Do they have any idea what happens to zombie make up — and worse, fake blood — under those kinds of conditions?!
I don't think they thought this through.. and by not thinking they've ruined my life.
Drink Like a Pirate Day had better fucking deliver the goods.
Reader Comments...
July 20, 2006 @ 18:08:40
not mallory (guest)
drink like a pirate day just restored my will to live.
July 20, 2006 @ 18:18:24
xopl (#001)
You know that WE'RE throwing Drink Like a Pirate Day, right?!
We need to pick either September 16 or 23...
July 22, 2006 @ 10:48:52
not mallory (guest)
i had no idea it was us, that makes it even better!!!
September 16 or 23 works for me, oh thank god for something to look forward to...
July 27, 2006 @ 11:42:51
xopl (#001)
Would the jail time be worth burrying a chest full of Cap'n Morgan's Private Stock in the sand at Calhoun, and then sailing a hastily made raft across the lake from the opposite side to unburry and drink said booze on Drink Like a Pirate Day?
July 27, 2006 @ 11:45:28
xopl (#001)
Would the even longer jail time be worth stealing a car, and raising the Jolly Roger on it's antenna?
July 27, 2006 @ 13:46:02
not mallory (guest)
I definitely think both ideas are worth all the jail time that would be given without a doubt. As of next week I am unemployed and jail would give me something fun to do for awhile.
July 27, 2006 @ 13:46:46
not mallory (guest)
I do think a treasure hunt of some sort should be incorporated.