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<< Jan 5, 2006 @ 22:49 >>

Instant Asian noodle directions:

1. Take off plastic.
2. Put noodles in Bowl.
3. Feats of impossible magic.

Who the fuck do they think I am? Chow Yung Fat?

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January 5, 2006 @ 23:00:44

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

4. Saw beautiful assistant in half

January 5, 2006 @ 23:10:42

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

That's more of 3a. than 4.

P.S. They tasted like SHIT.

January 6, 2006 @ 18:29:38

broccoli.pngnot TKwong (guest)

See, the stuff we sell you guys is so much worse than the stuff we sell to ourselves.

-Thomas

January 6, 2006 @ 18:35:42

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

That's it, I'm shopping at the markets on Nicolet for my noodle needs from now on.

January 7, 2006 @ 15:50:34

broccoli.pngnot TKwong (guest)

Wisdom fills your chest. Go forth!

-Thomas

January 9, 2006 @ 13:24:43

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Just don't buy noodles.

November 10, 2008 @ 15:33:12

broccoli.pngnot mikikikiikiikij (guest)

Hey, don't blame the asians, they only tried to be funny....................I hope...

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