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<< Oct 9, 2006 @ 12:17 >>

So, Man Man has this song "Spider Cider" and while I was buying my SEVEN POUNDS of Halloween candy with which to fill my annual Cauldron o' Candy at Target I saw that Jones Soda has a special edition Spider Cider flavour for the season. Naturally, I bought some for me and Jesse.

We just chugged it during the SPIDERCIDERSPIDERCIDER! parts of the song. It tasted like apples, bubblegum, and death. Horrible vomiting acid blood death.

Turns out the last ingredient is "Medium Chain Triglyceride." I don't know what that is, but I'm pretty sure you can blow things up with it.

Also, never mix Mentos and Jones Soda.

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October 9, 2006 @ 13:03:21

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

i'm going to do that just to start a NUCLEAR WAR

October 9, 2006 @ 15:45:17

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Oh. Now I know why it seems like I have been tripping balls all day. Wow.

October 9, 2006 @ 18:03:37

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Ooh, medium chain triglycerides are the fats in coconut oil! They're supposed to be very good for you. And your waistline.

October 9, 2006 @ 22:23:56

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Just what I need, help with my waistline.

October 14, 2006 @ 13:13:58

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

I'll help you with your waistline, baby.

October 15, 2006 @ 14:59:31

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Promises, promises.

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