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i wanna see your fixie

<< Aug 17, 2006 @ 22:20 >>

show it to me
let me see your fixie
show it to me

you wanna play with fixie all the time
to hide that kind of fixie is a crime

my new bmx bike (not really a fixie)

i wanna see your fixie
show it to me
let me see your fixie
show it to me

i wanna bet your fixie ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my fixie like you do all the time
my fixie's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
compared to mine your fixie's really ugly and mean
i bring my fixie everywhere I go
to watch my little fixie is a show

Apologies to the Lords of Acid, and anyone who realises that my bike isn't actually a fixie in the traditional sense of the word. It's fixed gear, but it has hand brakes. It also has four pegs, a gyro for the front brakes, and lots of bitchin', truth tellin', street livin' rust on it.

I should drop it off somewhere tomorrow so it is ready when I'm back from camping.

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August 17, 2006 @ 22:39:42

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Oh, I got an iPod, too.

August 17, 2006 @ 22:46:53

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I named it hippiPodamus.

August 17, 2006 @ 23:05:23

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

I like your guitar.

Wanna go hit some bike jumps?

August 17, 2006 @ 23:11:30

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Just as soon as she's tuned up.

August 17, 2006 @ 23:43:05

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

apropos of everything:


August 18, 2006 @ 08:55:37

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

That guitar is perfect for my new hair! Yes, I deserve it.

August 18, 2006 @ 10:04:08

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

So you bought a stunt bike? WTF is wrong with you?

August 18, 2006 @ 11:37:34

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm a fucking hooligan. You can't take a 10 speed frame off any sweet jumps... that shit will be a tangled wreck of fiery metal afterwards.

August 18, 2006 @ 11:38:53

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

And mountain bikes are for fucking yuppie ass Gen-X'ers. DUDE! THAT'S SO EXTREME!

Yeah, I fucking said it.

Oh, and Schwinns just aren't as cool as my NEW FUCKING BMX BIKE.

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