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<< Aug 17, 2006 @ 14:11 >>

...because that's what I'm going to get.

"madman451" wants me to go out to the suburbs to pick up the bike he's selling on Craigslist for $20. This could end badly. Dissolving in a bucket of acid in his basement, badly.

If I go missing, start the hunt in Plymouth, MN.

I know it is going to need a trip to the bike shop, but please Lord, let it be street worthy tonight. I need this. Don't kick a man when he's down. What would Jesu-- oh.

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August 17, 2006 @ 15:12:42

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Zach - you can't cure depression with $20 used bikes. You cure depression with Macbooks and plasma TVs. Idiot.

August 17, 2006 @ 15:13:25

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

You cure depression with demanding girlfriends!

August 17, 2006 @ 15:16:13

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I don't have any of those things.

August 17, 2006 @ 15:45:04

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

You can cure depression with Ice Cream! and New Shoes!

August 17, 2006 @ 15:46:36

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I do need new sneakers.

I think I hate ice cream.

August 17, 2006 @ 16:56:28

broccoli.pngnot mallory (guest)

I find that alcohol helps when I am depressed, and combined with a bike, you could have yourself a grand time.

August 17, 2006 @ 20:33:17

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm not dead, but my bike needs a new front tire.

God hates me.

August 17, 2006 @ 20:50:51

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Man. God gives me a bmx bike for $20, and all it needs is a new front tire... whereas the ones I had been looking at were $200-300... and I'm complaining?

I'm sorry God. I don't deserve you.

August 18, 2006 @ 08:57:24

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

bikes and alcohol do NOT mix. Just ask my sister how she woke up confused, on the side of the road, with one shoe.

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