...because that's what I'm going to get.
"madman451" wants me to go out to the suburbs to pick up the bike he's selling on Craigslist for $20. This could end badly. Dissolving in a bucket of acid in his basement, badly.
If I go missing, start the hunt in Plymouth, MN.
I know it is going to need a trip to the bike shop, but please Lord, let it be street worthy tonight. I need this. Don't kick a man when he's down. What would Jesu-- oh.
Zach - you can't cure depression with $20 used bikes. You cure depression with Macbooks and plasma TVs. Idiot.
You cure depression with demanding girlfriends!
I don't have any of those things.
You can cure depression with Ice Cream! and New Shoes!
I do need new sneakers.
I think I hate ice cream.
not mallory (guest)
I find that alcohol helps when I am depressed, and combined with a bike, you could have yourself a grand time.
I'm not dead, but my bike needs a new front tire.
God hates me.
Man. God gives me a bmx bike for $20, and all it needs is a new front tire... whereas the ones I had been looking at were $200-300... and I'm complaining?
I'm sorry God. I don't deserve you.
bikes and alcohol do NOT mix. Just ask my sister how she woke up confused, on the side of the road, with one shoe.