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dear bus that I love

<< Nov 16, 2005 @ 09:57 >>

Dear bus that I love (aka "Dear car that I hate"),

I don't think you know where this letter is really going, so allow me to continue. My car doesn't stop and pick up new cute girls every block like you do. My car isn't already warm like you are. Why am I paying so much money for gas and parking? Did I mention my car doesn't stop and pick up new cute girls every block like you do? Speaking of which, you'll never guess who you picked up this morning! That's right, super-duper cute girl was on the bus with me this morning. How magical thou surely art! How shy I surely am. More smiles were exchanged through the crowd, but probably just "hey I know him" smiles. Sigh.... crippling shyness.


P.S. She has a real Marilyn Monroe if this helps to ID her. Anyone?

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November 16, 2005 @ 13:31:09

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

The next time you see her, just be all "we have to keep meeting like this." Then, when she looks at you with shock in her eyes, say "okay, sorry about that, but you seem to be everywhere that I want to be, so maybe we should actually intentionally be somewhere together. Would you like to grab a beer or some coffee some time?"

Then, throw up on her.

November 16, 2005 @ 13:49:43

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Seriously. Use one of those HAWT pickup lines you shared with me the other day.

No, here's what you should do. Compliment her on the most unusual thing accessory she is wearing. Something you may not normally notice. Like her belt, her socks, her barrettes. If she doesn't bite, ask her where she got it. Just keep her talking. And then crack some of your famously hilarious jokes.

November 16, 2005 @ 14:32:30

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Zach isn't funny, though.

November 16, 2005 @ 14:47:28

coleco.pngxopl (#001)


November 16, 2005 @ 15:06:12

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Awww, if you weren't funny would I laugh at you as much as I do?

I mean, laugh at your antics.


Look, man, uh, JFC Chicken I read your blog like 30 times a day. I'm obviously coming back for something. Why do you think that I wake up in the morning? I mean, in the afternoon?

November 16, 2005 @ 15:08:31

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

All the times you pulled my ears?

November 16, 2005 @ 15:27:08

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Zach

November 16, 2005 @ 15:44:59

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

Apparently wearing a white hat like I do gets sticky panties thrown at you, just ask Jesse.

November 16, 2005 @ 15:57:28

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww girl germs

November 16, 2005 @ 22:17:35

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

MMMmmmmMMmMmmmm stinky panties. Wait. What?

November 16, 2005 @ 23:52:48

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

I need a sarcastic tag


November 17, 2005 @ 15:05:20

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

My hands never left the wheel. This is why I can't get a date.

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