I clicked this Safe For Work (SFW) link to Every Playboy Centerfold, 1988-1997 (Mathematically Averaged) and I instantly knew what I was looking at... THE ANSWER TO THE MYSTERY OF THE SHROUD OF TURIN!
Clearly, the Shroud of Turin is the mathematical average of some ancient papyrus centerfold series printed itself onto an ancient papyrus.
You know, this might also explain one of my favourite de Goya paintings.
Amazing, all blurry humanesque images look sort of alike....
Dear Boss Whom I Really Like Working With,
I think that you know where this comment is going, but just in case, I'm going to tell you anyway, because other people might read it and wonder "just where is that comment going, anyway?"
Please post more during the late evening hours so I can have at least a momentary break from the constant, unrelenting, painful, burning crying.
If you were working at work you could read my blog in the evening!