We all know that Karl Marx had an amazing beard.
But his life-long friend Friedrich Engels' beard is all that is marvelous and wonderful in the world. I mean seriously... look at that thing.
Strangely, I don't think Engels was invited to the Communist Party.
He is the walrus! googoo goojoob
Beards are sexy. I don't know why...
for some reason when I read the headline I was thinking that it was a euphemism for public hair.
"I parted the bearded curtain and spent half an hour in the former Soviet Union, if you know what I mean."
"In communist former Soviet Union, bearded curtain spends an hour inside you!"
The beard. It makes me do things.