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<< Jul 7, 2007 @ 10:56 >>

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Dani

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
So patch it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So patch it dear Henry, dear Henry, patch it.

With what should I patch it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I patch it, dear Liza, with what?
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with straw.

With what should I reap it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I reap it, dear Liza, with what?
With a sythe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a sythe, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a sythe.

But the sythe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The sythe is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.
So, sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So sharpen it dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it!

With what should I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I sharpen, dear Liza, with what?
Use the stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use the stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, the stone.

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.
So wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So wet it dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.

With what should I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I wet it, dear Liza, with what?
With blood, dear Henry, dear Hen--
What?! No. Not blood. Water.
Fine.
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.

With what should I carry it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I carry it dear Liza, with what?
Use a skull dear Hen--
A what?
A skull.
...
No, the bucket.
I like mine better.


I'm dating Wednesday Addams, and I love it.

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July 7, 2007 @ 23:14:20

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

NOOOO they be takin mah buckit!

/jealous

July 9, 2007 @ 19:39:06

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

I want Wednesday Addams, too. Wednesday Addams Two E.

Wednesday Addams ][e.

July 9, 2007 @ 20:32:59

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Dibbs!!!

July 10, 2007 @ 10:23:30

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm buying Jesse a pizza today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 10, 2007 @ 10:24:04

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Jesse is the best person ever! I like Jesse the most! Hooray! Also Paul.

July 10, 2007 @ 10:31:17

operator.pngoperator (#008)

pwn3d. =(

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