Nunwhore Commando 666 maybe be the best band name ever, but judge that for yourself.
Notable real bands not appearing at the fest (because they're too big in death metal circles for an event like this): Anal Cunt and Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
not dani (guest)
I'm a fan of the name Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation. It makes my English major heart flutter.
I thought of you when I saw this, Lord Xopl
You never buy me nice things anymore.
no sex = no gifts
Wait, does that mean that I have to buy presents for people with whom I have sex? Isn't the sex enough?
No, those people have to buy YOU presents, Jesse.
Glorious! Zach, I expect my present from you soon.
That's not much of a present.
apparently your sex doesn't please Lord Xopl!
I would say that I would try "harder," but, uh, I don't think that joke would be appropriate, and I would probably get fired again.