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crack-cocaine in the windshield of life

<< Dec 1, 2004 @ 15:30 >>

I'm going to win the $100 million Powerball lottery tonight. Any requests for things you'd like me to buy you should be made in advance. I think I'll just move to London and blow it all on beer. Well, I might buy a powerbook, a G5, a restored classic volvo, a couple minis, build myself a NOC, fund an evil conglomerate, hire all my friends and give them cushy jobs... or move to London and blow it all on beer.

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December 1, 2004 @ 21:46:24

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Blow and hookers! For me at least. The g5 is nice too...

December 1, 2004 @ 21:55:47

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

"hookers and blow" has such a better ring to it than "blow and hookers" don't you think?

December 1, 2004 @ 22:02:47

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

it all depends on your priorities, zachary. Although "hookers and blow" is more conducive to the double meaning.

December 1, 2004 @ 22:05:06

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Only smart people read this... please... "double entendre"

December 1, 2004 @ 22:27:28

suits.png74 (#074)

i'd like you to hire me as the official marijuana smoke filter. I can filter 2 blunts per hour from harmful marijuana smoke to pleasant potpourri...

December 1, 2004 @ 22:42:24

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Damn. The numbers were 3 28 36 38 44 1, but I had 3 28 36 39 44 1..... oh well, I guess I'll just throw this ticket out. Better luck next time.

December 1, 2004 @ 23:40:12

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I question whether user number 74 is a real person. Sounds more like some dirty hippy to me.

December 1, 2004 @ 23:43:49

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

uhhhhhhhh.... he WILL kill you.... I wouldn't uhhhhh do that if I were you....

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