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<< Dec 5, 2005 @ 19:15 >>

So, I'm watching Cartoon Network. It's the Billy and Mandy Chrimbo special to be exact. They just had a Zombie Santa scream, "I'll swallow your soul!" Right out of Evil Dead. At 7:00 in the evening.

What. In. The. Fuck.

That easily tops when they had a cartoon refer to pooping as "dropping a deuce" at 3 in the afternoon.

I don't see where they get off editing The Goonies.

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December 5, 2005 @ 21:37:15

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

"I think she's docking a boat in the harbor"

December 6, 2005 @ 11:34:32

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

You need to check my livejournal and tell me what kind of vodka you want for Xmas. Fool!

December 6, 2005 @ 14:13:03

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

You have a livejournal? I want tequila, not vodka, but whatever.

December 6, 2005 @ 14:16:54

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Hey, your lj ain't too bad.

December 6, 2005 @ 16:07:55

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Gee, thanks. You mean the layout isn't bad, or the content? 'Cause I think the content is pretty trite and self-indulgent.

December 6, 2005 @ 17:16:23

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I think he's saying it isn't as trite as the usual live journal fare...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jmullan/

December 7, 2005 @ 01:19:54

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

LEAVE ME ALONE.

Just because YOU can leave links in your comments.

Show off.

I LOVE trite and self-indulgent. Who cares about deep commentary that changes the course of the world, even by tiny bits and pieces. People want to read about human frailties -- they want to read about unrequited love and tragic mistakes. I intent to make as many of those as I can, just to keep my blog interesting.

I'll leave xopl to consider whether or not a url to my real blog is appropriate. He is my boss, after all.

December 7, 2005 @ 08:28:51

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Well, hmm. I've been itching to write in detail about my tumultulous love life, but I've refrained since all sides of the triangle are on my friends list. (OMGfriendslistyay!!!11!) But if you think it would entertain...

December 7, 2005 @ 09:05:02

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I suggest a regular column on xopl.com, Pam. Or maybe a serial.

P.S. All URLs are automatically link-a-fied, Jesse.

http://jpmullan.com/

December 7, 2005 @ 09:16:50

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Really? Hmm I will have to consider that. I assume I will need to write a few columns and send them to you for approval? But first - a snappy name!

mmmmmmm, Linkification... *drool*

December 7, 2005 @ 09:42:50

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

"Lovers' Logorrhea" How about that?

I expect 500 words on my desk by morning.

December 7, 2005 @ 10:01:35

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Half of the women whom I have dated in the last four years read my blog. They actually make up the builk of my readership.

December 7, 2005 @ 10:14:10

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Only one of the women I've dated in the last four years even knows I have a blog.

December 7, 2005 @ 10:49:49

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

"Sex and the Windy City" (LAME-O)

December 7, 2005 @ 10:54:26

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

"Prettiest Mess You've Ever Seen" really ain't bad... a bit long though. OOH! How about just "Prettiest Mess?" I really like that.

December 7, 2005 @ 11:04:58

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

"Prettiest Mess" - I like it!

I've got 618 words already.

December 7, 2005 @ 11:43:16

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

"Meanest Bitch You'll Ever Love"

December 10, 2005 @ 18:12:46

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Where's my 500 words?!

December 11, 2005 @ 02:51:59

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

I'll show you 500 words!

December 12, 2005 @ 08:25:06

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

oh, shit, you are serious? 'Cause I wrote 500+ words, I just didn't think anyone would be interested in that crap.

December 12, 2005 @ 10:12:02

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

I don't know if Zach is serious (that would be a rare occasion indeed), but I am.

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