It occured to me after seeing the hilarious Clerks II that Kevin Smith looks exactly like Peter Jackson, and that he should star in the role of Peter Jackson in "The Making Of The Lord Of The Rings." ("The Lord Of The Lord Of The Rings" as Jesse puts it.)
Seriously, just think about it...
Smith as Jackson, chewing out Liv Tyler in Elvish.
Or, chasing an orc around with a prop sword.
Of course there would be a strong one-ring, my-precious-style madness subplot as the stress ramped up.
not that funny
Jesus Mary and Joseph this is funny:
Jesus, Pam, what the fuck? Do I give you grief about your livejournal? NO.
Would a picture of my ass cheer you up?
You should all be thanking me for deigning to judge your blog entries.
Thank you, Pam!