inappropriate hypothetical questions
<< Nov 29, 2004 @ 17:36 >>
It's time for a little segment I like to call "getting to know your audience through inappropriate hypothetical questions." Since this is the first installment, I think I'll go with an oldie but goodie-- dating all the way back to highschool: If you had to personify (or, perhaps more accurately anthropomorphize) a flavour of Dum-Dum suckers (lollies?) and have sex with it, what flavour would it be? Answer in the comments, I'll go first.
Reader Comments...
November 29, 2004 @ 17:37:01
xopl (#001)
Cherry. I'm pretty sure cherry.
November 29, 2004 @ 17:45:33
sith33 (#999)
Hmm. They don't have a Goat flavor do they? Peach then...
November 30, 2004 @ 10:28:28
sith33 (#999)
Update More Frequently!
November 30, 2004 @ 15:23:16
xopl (#001)
Perhaps people don't realise this question is COMPULSORY!!!
November 30, 2004 @ 18:13:19
not Tara (guest)
I forgot to use anthropomorphize =(
Probably grape
November 30, 2004 @ 18:38:27
xopl (#001)
hmmmm... yes. Cherry and peach, probably feminine. Grape, mmmmmmaybe male. No real surprises yet.
November 30, 2004 @ 23:07:30
sith33 (#999)
Hmm, methinks your blog readership isn't interested in this question. I was going to answer in a much more daring manner, but I worried about offending your mom..
December 1, 2004 @ 21:59:47
pamelaNeko (#1001)
Historically, my answer has been a cherry tootsie pop.
Although I also think that cinnamon lollies are sexy.
December 1, 2004 @ 22:02:17
xopl (#001)
Clearly you can't read.
December 1, 2004 @ 22:22:31
74 (#074)
i've answered this question a damn many time. it's lemon, lemon is sort of sweet but not quite. it's also just every so slightly disgusting, in the words of a wise man i know "you can't lust for something unless you're at least slightly disgusted by it". tootsie pops don't fucking count, you're always looking for something soft after you suck for a while aren't you. give it up, the question was dum-dums bitch.
December 1, 2004 @ 22:53:09
satan (#666)
Did someone say goat?
December 1, 2004 @ 23:26:47
pamelaNeko (#1001)
I don't need to follow your rules. You're the bitch! Bitch.
I just like something to chew after I suck for a while. Something that squishes between my teeth.