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inappropriate hypothetical questions

<< Nov 29, 2004 @ 17:36 >>

It's time for a little segment I like to call "getting to know your audience through inappropriate hypothetical questions." Since this is the first installment, I think I'll go with an oldie but goodie-- dating all the way back to highschool: If you had to personify (or, perhaps more accurately anthropomorphize) a flavour of Dum-Dum suckers (lollies?) and have sex with it, what flavour would it be? Answer in the comments, I'll go first.

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November 29, 2004 @ 17:37:01

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Cherry. I'm pretty sure cherry.

November 29, 2004 @ 17:45:33

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Hmm. They don't have a Goat flavor do they? Peach then...

November 30, 2004 @ 10:28:28

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Update More Frequently!

November 30, 2004 @ 15:23:16

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Perhaps people don't realise this question is COMPULSORY!!!

November 30, 2004 @ 18:13:19

broccoli.pngnot Tara (guest)

I forgot to use anthropomorphize =(

Probably grape

November 30, 2004 @ 18:38:27

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

hmmmm... yes. Cherry and peach, probably feminine. Grape, mmmmmmaybe male. No real surprises yet.

November 30, 2004 @ 23:07:30

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Hmm, methinks your blog readership isn't interested in this question. I was going to answer in a much more daring manner, but I worried about offending your mom..

December 1, 2004 @ 21:59:47

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Historically, my answer has been a cherry tootsie pop.

Although I also think that cinnamon lollies are sexy.

December 1, 2004 @ 22:02:17

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Clearly you can't read.

December 1, 2004 @ 22:22:31

suits.png74 (#074)

i've answered this question a damn many time. it's lemon, lemon is sort of sweet but not quite. it's also just every so slightly disgusting, in the words of a wise man i know "you can't lust for something unless you're at least slightly disgusted by it". tootsie pops don't fucking count, you're always looking for something soft after you suck for a while aren't you. give it up, the question was dum-dums bitch.

December 1, 2004 @ 22:53:09

goat.pngsatan (#666)

Did someone say goat?

December 1, 2004 @ 23:26:47

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

I don't need to follow your rules. You're the bitch! Bitch.

I just like something to chew after I suck for a while. Something that squishes between my teeth.

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