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bilbo, the legend continues

<< May 25, 2006 @ 09:08 >>

Apparently, those in the penis pill industry have a real penchant for fantasy fiction. I've gotten three more excerpts of the Hobbit today. I'm going to get the whole book. Maybe this is just a clever anonymous, distributed book stealing ring?

nasty turn. Mostly it had been as good as May can be, even in merry tales, but now it was cold and wet. In the Lone-lands they had to camp when they could, but at least it had been dry. To think it will soon be June, grumbled Bilbo as he splashed along behind the others in a very muddy track. It was after tea-time; it was pouring with rain, and had been all day; his hood was dripping into his eyes, his cloak was full of
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thats it. When we came this way last, when we twisted that nassty young squeaker. Thats it. Curse it! It slipped from us, after all these ages and ages! Its gone, gollum. Suddenly Gollum sat down and began to weep, a whistling and gurgling sound horrible to listen to. Bilbo halted and flattened himself against the tunnel-wall. After a while Gollum stopped weeping and began to talk.
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the track without any great hope of ever getting to the end before they lay down and died of starvation. This they did all that day, going very slowly and wearily, while Bombur kept on wailing that his legs would not carry him and that he wanted to lie down and sleep. No you dont! they said. Let your legs take their share, we have carried you far enough.

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May 25, 2006 @ 13:57:11

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

one more reason for me to wish I had a penis

NOT FAIR GOD DAMN IT

May 26, 2006 @ 09:18:48

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

stairs, and turned and went down wide echoing ways, and turned again and climbed yet more stairs, and yet more stairs again. These were smooth, cut out of the living rock broad and lair; and up, up, the dwarves went, and they met no sign of any living thing, only furtive shadows that fled from the approach of their torches fluttering in the draughts. The steps were not made, all the same, for hobbit-legs,

May 26, 2006 @ 12:45:25

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

Pam, if you don't have one of your own, just find someone else's to play with. I'm sure that they would appreciate it.

May 28, 2006 @ 15:17:39

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

deal more than a nine days wonder. The legal bother, indeed, lasted for years. It was quite a long time before Mr. Baggins was in fact admitted to be alive again. The people who had got specially good bargains at the Sale took a

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Very soon the chief guard had no keys, but Bilbo was trotting as fast as he could along the passage towards the cells. The great bunch seemed very heavy to his arms, and his heart was often in his mouth, in spite of his ring, for he could not prevent the keys from making every now and then a loud clink and clank, which put him all in a tremble. First he unlocked Balins door, and locked it again carefully as soon

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flames. He shuddered; and very quickly he was plain Mr. Baggins of Bag-End, Under-Hill, again. He got up trembling. He had less than half a mind to fetch the lamp, and more than half a mind to pretend to, and go and hide behind the beer barrels in the cellar, and not come out again until all the dwarves had gone away. Suddenly he found that the music and the singing had stopped, and they were all looking at him with eyes

May 29, 2006 @ 18:35:35

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

Hey, Jesse, that's a good idea. Hmmm I never thought of that.

May 29, 2006 @ 19:12:20

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

nothing left to do but to fill their water-skins at a clear spring they found close to the forest-gate, and unpack the ponies. They distributed the packages as fairly as they could, though Bilbo thought his lot was wearisomely heavy, and did not at all like the idea of trudging for miles and miles with all that on his back. Dont you worry! said Thorin. It will get lighter all too soon.

May 30, 2006 @ 09:15:59

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

be potent wine to make a wood-elf drowsy; but this wine, it would seem, was the heady vintage of the great gardens of Dorwinion, not meant for his soldiers or his servants, but for the kings feasts only, and for smaller bowls, not for the butlers great flagons. Very soon the chief guard nodded his head, then he laid it on the table and fell fast asleep. The butler went on talking and laughing to

May 30, 2006 @ 09:17:23

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

"There and Cock Again, A Hard-On's Tale"

May 31, 2006 @ 09:27:01

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

find a use for it. Indeed I can! said the wizard. But share and share alike! You may find you have more needs than you expect. So they put the gold in bags and slung them on the ponies, who were not at all pleased about it. After that their going was slower, for most of the time they walked. But the land was green and there was much grass

May 31, 2006 @ 19:52:24

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

beautiful door; he had also, by the way, knocked out the secret mark that he had put there the morning before. Carefully! Carefully! he said. It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep friends waiting on the mat, and then open the door like a pop-gun! Let me introduce Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, and especially Thorin! At your service! said Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur standing in a row. Then they hung up two yellow hoods and a

August 9, 2006 @ 15:53:21

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

oh...

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