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<< Jan 20, 2005 @ 10:56 >>

So I woke up late. I stumble into the bathroom. I go to pull up the little dealy that makes the bath into a shower on the tap, and the metal cap for the metal dealy flys off into the tub and starts rolling for the drain. I was so confused that it took me several inches to realise I had to grab the cap before it went down the drain or we'd be doomed forever. I got it and screwed it back on with some difficulty. I then adjusted water temperature and pulled the dealy up. Now, somebody here had just "cleaned" the bathroom and apparently I was the first lucky one to shower today, so the showerhead was pointed right down at me outside of the the tub. Again with the slow reactions, I was just like "what the hell is happening?!" Finally, after a few gallons sprayed on me, it dawned on me to point the shower head back into the tub. Next, oh yes there's more, next the pressure dropped down to milliliters an hour, which is always a joy.

I'm later than I'm usually late, so that is it for now. The interweb was down last night, so I didn't get a chance to reply to outstanding emails or update last night's adventures in the 'hood.

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January 20, 2005 @ 12:10:44

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I'm starting to wonder if it's actually possible to be at a job on time. The best I can do is about 15 minutes late, and that's rare. How do the suit-and-tie crowd do it?

January 20, 2005 @ 16:52:11

suits.png74 (#074)

my guess is years of social conditioning, beaten as children when they were late for school, boss makes them suck his cock AFTER he just fucked them in the ass when they show up late, that kind of thing. Then again maybe I'm just being pessemistic, I guess I might be willing to believe that some people actually enjoy their jobs and/or like to be on time a lot.

January 20, 2005 @ 19:01:46

broccoli.pngnot mom (guest)

Yes it is possible to be on time to work. You need an adjustment by a cranial sacural therapist so you can be on time. Your system is off and contributing to your tardiness

January 20, 2005 @ 19:08:24

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

cranial sacural the rapist

January 21, 2005 @ 01:32:34

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Man, your mom is going to have a bad opinion of me. Sorry Mrs Xopl! I'm only offensive in the blogosphere, not real life..

January 21, 2005 @ 01:37:30

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Mrs Xopl sounds like my wife you dumb ass

January 21, 2005 @ 10:42:15

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

I don't like my job... but I do like getting punished for being late. Which I am often.

January 21, 2005 @ 11:11:08

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

So your pimp doesn't like it if you miss those prime after-dinner hours?

Oooo, snaps!

I'm sorry pamela, I still love you.

January 21, 2005 @ 13:20:09

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

you know a pimp dont fuck his hoes.

January 24, 2005 @ 23:03:25

broccoli.pngnot mom (guest)

What happened to Jan 22, 23, 24th?

January 24, 2005 @ 23:04:39

broccoli.pngnot notmom (guest)

Why when I entered my name as mom does it come up at not mom. I will try not mom and see if it comes up mom

January 24, 2005 @ 23:06:11

broccoli.pngnot notmom (guest)

much to learn in the computer world

January 24, 2005 @ 23:09:37

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

There aren't any comments for the 22, 23, 24th in this entry. You need to go to just 'xopl.com' rather than this specific entry to read the new stuff. As for the 'not mom' business, that is just my doings. I run this boat, I can do what I want.

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