Dear Fox News that I hate,
Underage college students drink alcohol. No fucking duh. This is not news. Way to play big brother and spy on them, and potentially ruin these kids lives. Like you never, ever broke a fucking law? How do you sleep at night?
For those of you not in the know, Fox News did an exposé showing underage college hockey players drinking at Blarney's in Dinkytown. The players are fucked, the U is fucked, Blarney's is especially fucked. They had the bouncers just letting them in without carding on camera, as well as the bartenders serving without carding on camera. If the U doesn't do anything about this they set a precedent, so they almost have to ruin these kids lives. Personally, I think the U should blow everybody's minds and strike the alcohol policies from the books. I think they should do the right thing and state that they aren't going to be in the business of spying on what student do on their own time. I guarantee most of the U's administration would have been drinking illegally if the age had been 21 instead of 18 when they were in college. I bet quite a few of them have smoped some dope.
On the other hand, those kids are fucking retarded. Way to be incredibly stupid and drink illegally in public kids. You couldn't just stick to the keggars until you were 21 like everybody else? Idiots.
i love it when you use your blog to stick it to The Man
Speaking of which...
Yeah, Sprint fucked me too. And never called again. Sometimes I feel like a whore.
Oh, sure, NOW you tell me that Sprint does the whole Fuck and Run business. Where were you when I was letting Sprint buy me dinner and put its hands up under my shirt? Now the third date is tomorrow, and what am I supposed to say?
Who am I kidding, I put out on the first date. Sprint hasn't called since.