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<< Jan 18, 2005 @ 18:49 >>

The water main heading into MPR froze and broke or something, so we were without water most of the day, which meant no toilets. The head of my department said that we had "lots of shit, but nowhere to put it."

I had a juice breakfast, so I got hungry pretty quickly at work. My timing was awesome, because just as I went up the stairs for the vending machines, down came the Wheats! He was really happy to see me. He was like "Oh no! You too?!" And there was much hand-jivery. I guess he's got a 3rd floor desk. I shall make a point to bother him.

I seem to be the ranking department intern now that the other two have left. We got this new girl today with a nose ring. I can make her like get my coffee. She is from Portland, OR where my exxxxxxxxxxxxtrampxxxxxxxxxxxxgirlfriend is from. I'm on to her chicanery.

I got my first real paycheck from them today. Amazing how much your outlook on something can change once you get some money for it. Doing something you hate pre-paycheck or post-small paycheck sucks much worse than doing it right after being paid proper. I think I might be stuck at MPR for the whole four months.

Finally, a little public radio humour courtesy Get Fuzzy.

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January 18, 2005 @ 19:08:12

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Yeah, that damn tramp. She was so much less cool than Christy! And her claiming the kid was yours, that's crazy. I mean, mostly.

Keep sucking that non-profit teet. It's the only way to live.

January 18, 2005 @ 19:31:30

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Naming the kid after me, that's what's crazy.

January 18, 2005 @ 19:32:03

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

And giving you that diease. What a bitch.

January 18, 2005 @ 19:57:56

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

The gift that keeps on giving.

January 18, 2005 @ 23:55:03

broccoli.pngnot Christy (guest)

You two are SO weird.

January 20, 2005 @ 09:19:24

suits.png74 (#074)

I think you should add a filter fixing all entries from 'not Christy' to be relabled as 'Christy'. Just to shake things up a little...

January 20, 2005 @ 11:03:19

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I think I have a better idea......

January 20, 2005 @ 16:27:35

broccoli.pngnot mom (guest)

Whew, what is the stuff about grandchildren, std's?

January 20, 2005 @ 16:56:51

suits.png74 (#074)

ha, shit, i see now, n/m. +)-(15 15 ./{_}57 )\)\3 831)/(@ |}4)\)\ 80r3|}, 7)-(47'5 411.

January 20, 2005 @ 17:45:14

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I think it is definitely possible that the poster was actually my mom, though I don't know if she talks like that.... no control on guest posts and all...

January 20, 2005 @ 17:52:19

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

It was in fact my mother, there was an email to go along with it. She was like "Should I be reading this?!"

+1 Sith33

January 23, 2005 @ 16:33:32

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

74: Done and done.

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