"you're an ass," i asseverated
<< Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:21 >>
So this guy read my name tag and said, "Zach, Zach, he's a Lego maniac. I bet you got that your whole life."
"You're right, I did," I started. "That was me in the commercials, actually. In fact, I have so many Lego technics kits and Lego mindstorms kits at home right now that I'm going to build an army of robots to come castrate you in your sleep tonight." Fucker. I'll show him to bring up old commericals.
Oh, and the break room guys were talking about Ian who also works at Cub. Ian just shaved his head. I said to John, "Ian shaved his head, and I don't want you to think that now that he's shaved his head he hates black people and joined the Skinheads... he's hated you cause you were black all along."
[rimshot]
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February 11, 2005 @ 12:03:14
sith33 (#999)
Ballsy!