nearly nightly nonsense
<< Jan 24, 2005 @ 04:39 >>
I was hanging my coat up when I got to Cub at 8pm. There was this guy on his cell phone talking to someone. He said, "Carl stole my mom's truck. [pause] Yeah, he's back smoking Crack again."
A little later I was dragging a palette down one of the freezer aisles and there were these two attractive 20-something girls, dressed fairly averagely, and they were hugging. Actually, they were embracing. It wasn't a friendly hug so much as a lustful one. A little later my coworker caught them making out in aisle 13. Lipstick lesbians are hot.
At about 1:30am this really old guy with a terrible rug on his head and a black leather biker jacket (but he was wearing like old man shoes and dockers) picked up a six pack of wine coolers.
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January 24, 2005 @ 16:35:51
sith33 (#999)
I'm sick.