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<< Apr 16, 2005 @ 18:22 >>

John at work has a step daughter who is a lesbian. He was bitching about how she asked him for $50 earlier in the day, which he gave her, and then she came back later asking for more money to get her tongue pierced. He told her that she should have her girlfriend get her tongue pierced instead. Now that is a dad looking out for his daughter's best interests!

A car load of drunks arrived at the store, too. When the girls piled out one of them said, "I don't feel like vomiting so much now that we're out of the car." Their driver looked exactly like Alan Ruck, or as you know him, Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

When Cameron was in Egypt's laaaaaaand... let my Cameron gooooooo.

I should get a job at a Brewery instead of this grocery sciences racket.

The NeverEnding Story tonight in Uptown at midnight and The Bridge Club before that. I shall be joined by Di and Marie, and apparently Ian's got a new girlfriend or something in this Melissa. Anybody else want to come?

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April 16, 2005 @ 23:36:54

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I guess I can't come since i'm neither a girl or bringing a girl. Ian has a girlfriend? He's not just stalking a neighbor again is he?

April 17, 2005 @ 04:57:27

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm never washing this cheek ever again.

April 17, 2005 @ 11:56:10

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Hmm.... I ended up there, too, but I didn't see you.

April 17, 2005 @ 12:49:35

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Oh, if you were there, I was in the group with the guy who was cheering and laughing and singing along through the entire movie. Stupid roommates and their stupid friends.

April 17, 2005 @ 14:13:09

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Personally, I think yall suck.

April 17, 2005 @ 15:42:03

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Those theme song moments in that movie are AMAZING! Funny I didn't run into you when I did run into Nathan Hall. We briefly talked about your (rightful) hate for Dave Mathews.

April 17, 2005 @ 20:04:24

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

It's funny how your perception of a movie can change in 10 years. I liked it, although I did have help ;)

Man, that's so weird that you ran into Nate. When I got there, I thought to myself that I was sure to run into one of you.

Goddamn, you discussed MY hatred for Dave Matthews? Am I forgetting conversations again? I certainly do hate Dave Matthews, but I definitely don't remember talking about it with either of you.

April 17, 2005 @ 21:53:23

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Christy, all your references to the use of psychotropic substances... I'm worried that you may be... you know... a hippie..

April 18, 2005 @ 00:41:43

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Hahahahahahahaha...

No, I'm not a hippie. I'm an engineer, come on!

April 18, 2005 @ 22:44:06

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Ohhh... I remember now. Nate was more forthcoming with the details than you. In your defense, I should have remembered.

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