procter & gamble with your life
Jan 23, 2007 @ 15:46
So, Jesse and I took our daily trek to Snakistan. Something new caught my eye: Pringles® SELECT.
Yes, that's right... gourmet Pringles®. An oxymoron if there ever was one. "A unique taste escape," they'd have me believe.
I got the sun dried tomato ones, and they've basically just taken the pizza flavoured regular Pringles®, shrinked them down, and put some bubbles in them.
I can't really endorse them.
gummy? grizzly?
Jan 21, 2007 @ 18:12
So an email from my friend ends like this:
"Thanks again for all the support. I owe you a bear some time.
/peter"
Hmmm... he owes me a bear?
Hamm's?
lemmiwinks' greatest adventure
Jan 19, 2007 @ 09:05
Punch the gas.
Lock the brakes.
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.
alcoholic analogy
Jan 15, 2007 @ 21:59
Peter Dench sums up in photos why if you ever want to be a true professional drinker, you have to live and train in England. Living in England is to Drinking as living in China is to Kung Fu, and Jagermeister is your cruel teacher Pei Mei.
for jesse
Jan 15, 2007 @ 21:47
Sometimes there's a link that only one person will really completely understand.
blogging is so 2006
Jan 14, 2007 @ 19:51
"Wow! I have a blog!" He exclaimed into the night.
Holy shit I have a coffee table in front of my incredibly uncomfortable Ikea couch. The coffee table is also from Ikea. I haven't had a chance to sit on it yet, so I can't tell you how it drives. It sure was easy to put together, though. Much easier than Target furniature. That reminds me, I finally have a night stand, too.
I ate a burger at Grizzly's in AV. I'm going to be eating some delicious homemade lasagna in an hour. That's about it. Nothing else firm enough to report on.
I'm so far behind on my good material.
"'Oh my god it's snowing!'"
You come across website.
Jan 8, 2007 @ 00:46
It is dark.
What do you do?
Leave.
Read on.
constant coincidence
Jan 2, 2007 @ 22:53
Well, it's a new year, and I could get really nostalgic about time... but I won't. I'll just say that it is now 11 years ago that I put up my first website. Check out the archive for the rest of that story.
One of the things on this site is an online magic 8 ball. For some reason, the monthly traffic to the 8 ball is up 10-fold from last year. I just noticed this, which got me talking to Jesse about it. I brought up the fact that for some reason when I made it I had the "Maybe" response doubled up. When I created the annotated archival version of the site, I "fixed the glitch."
And, now tonight I get an email from one Ms. Adams, and emailed her back:
Subject: your 8 ball
why would you put " you are going to die" in your 8 ball? is it a big joke? meant to scare people?
please respond
Well, Ms. Adams, I'd say it is pretty clear that you are going to die. I'm sorry if that isn't the response you were looking for.
Subject: Re: your 8 ball
well death is a part of life. big shocker. it's just that that came up when my question had nothing. absolutely nothing to do with that answer. and i wondered why you put that in there. oh and i will not die, i will life AND delclare the works of the Lord. Amen.
I didn't say when you were going to die.
happy nude year
Dec 31, 2006 @ 21:45
Now with more clicking.
Read the rest of this entry...
mary axe mass murderer
Dec 27, 2006 @ 12:19
I hope that you all got everything you wanted from Santa this year.