those aren't onion rings
Dec 22, 2006 @ 10:43
Because squid biomass exceeds human biomass every human on earth can eat their weight in calamari! With enough leftover to sustain the food source! Elevens!
kill da wabbit
Dec 22, 2006 @ 00:53
My personal selection from the 50 Greatest Cartoons list:
(All Flash videos)
What's Opera, Doc?
Duck Amuck
Rabbit of Seville
And, not on their list, but certainly on mine:
The Cat Came Back
oh shit, he exclaimed
Dec 22, 2006 @ 00:48
I coulda been at the very comfy Nomad drinking any of their very good beers by the pint, listening to the great pirate opus by Fort Wilson Riot tonight in all of its full glory for the first time, but at 10:00 I realised I was committed to bringing the students (and staff) a holiday treat tomorrow... specifically my belovéd salsa. Besides the red and green nature of the salsa itself, the chips are also red and green. Fucking hooray.
I just got done with the snip snip. Oh, I mean chop chop. "Snip snip" is something else entirely.
On a completely unrelated note... Jesse: Make sure you try my salsa tomorrow.
haming it up
Dec 16, 2006 @ 19:01
Is that with two M's? Anyway... jiantHam.com
stuff on stuffonmycat.com
Dec 15, 2006 @ 17:13
I took a little journey through stuffonmycat.com, and I thought I might share my vacation photo slide show with you. Slide.
I think I like this website mostly because of the humiliation and mistreatment of cats. Next please.
See what I mean? Next slide.
Hah! Somebody covered that cat in bandaids! I bet that cat is unhappy! Hah hah hah! Oh boy. Slide.
I thought this cat looked just like Dragon from The Secret of Nimh. Still, I think Jesse's submission was my favourite.
That concludes my vacation slides. Lights please.
frickin sharks with frickin laser beams
Dec 14, 2006 @ 23:36
"Boston University marine biologist Jelle Atema has made progress converting sharks to 'remote control' so that they could be outfitted with sensors and sent on spying machines. In a project funded by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) Department of Heuristics And Research on Material Applications Initiative (DHARMA)..."
Jesse... in the nicest possible tone... where the fuck are my DVDs?
speaking of ninjas
Dec 14, 2006 @ 10:09
mighty fuck of the beyondness
Dec 14, 2006 @ 09:25
There comes a time every year... or multiple times every year... when we must revisit the great and wise words of the Blood Ninja.
I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
how much wood would a...
Dec 11, 2006 @ 09:46
So the speed of light is 300,000km/s. If you have a solid bar of metal floating in space that is 300,000km long, and there is a person standing at either end, and one person pushes the bar... does the person at the other end see the bar move in front of them instantaneously and then see the person at the other end push it one second later? Or, does the bar not move for a second either?