one two punch
Aug 21, 2006 @ 22:41
In Futurama on Adult Swim tonight, a giant Bender fell on and crushed Hanson while they sang Mmm Bop. It was glorious.
I didn't think that could be topped, but then on Family Guy Peter says, "Sticking your finger down your throat doesn't make you throw up!"
Slowly his finger moves up towards his open mouth.
Slowly.
Ever so slowly.
Almost there.
Finger in mouth.
Finger in back of throat.
Gurplork! Closed mouth full of vomit.
i'm going camping and
Aug 18, 2006 @ 13:05
I'm bringing an Octopus.
What are you bringing?
...Really though, I am going camping. And I have never been to Duluth or the North Shore, so this shall be interesting indeed.
procrasturbating
Aug 17, 2006 @ 23:43
It went something like this:
Pam: Nast
Pam: Naste
Pam: Nastea
Pam: Iced NasTea
Zach: Get me some of that!
Pam: Sugar or lemon?
Zach: No sugar, love. I'm sweet enough.
but... how... with the...
Aug 17, 2006 @ 22:36
This envelope was inside of my LOCKED mailbox... and it looks like it has been folded about a dozen times. The question is, if it wasn't delivered to the right person, how the crap did it end up inside my LOCKED mailbox?
Anybody got any ideas?
i wanna see your fixie
Aug 17, 2006 @ 22:20
show it to me
let me see your fixie
show it to me
you wanna play with fixie all the time
to hide that kind of fixie is a crime
i wanna see your fixie
show it to me
let me see your fixie
show it to me
i wanna bet your fixie ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my fixie like you do all the time
my fixie's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
compared to mine your fixie's really ugly and mean
i bring my fixie everywhere I go
to watch my little fixie is a show
Apologies to the Lords of Acid, and anyone who realises that my bike isn't actually a fixie in the traditional sense of the word. It's fixed gear, but it has hand brakes. It also has four pegs, a gyro for the front brakes, and lots of bitchin', truth tellin', street livin' rust on it.
I should drop it off somewhere tomorrow so it is ready when I'm back from camping.
i hope you like murdered
Aug 17, 2006 @ 14:11
...because that's what I'm going to get.
"madman451" wants me to go out to the suburbs to pick up the bike he's selling on Craigslist for $20. This could end badly. Dissolving in a bucket of acid in his basement, badly.
If I go missing, start the hunt in Plymouth, MN.
I know it is going to need a trip to the bike shop, but please Lord, let it be street worthy tonight. I need this. Don't kick a man when he's down. What would Jesu-- oh.
you're having contractions
Aug 17, 2006 @ 11:34
Crunk is surely some word plus drunk. I just don't know what that word is. Compound word? Construction? Contraction? Sure.
Whether we know the etymology or not, and regardless of whether she does, Pam knows what the word means, and uses it liberally... which, to me, is HAT:
And then I dragged those gay boys out of there, b/c I was crunk and tired of being crunk and didn’t want to be crunk at work tomorrow (today). I tried to call Erik but I was way too crunk to say anything coherent (I was crunkherent though) so that phone call didn’t last long. And then I went and got crunk all up in the bathroom, and crunked up everything I had eaten for dinner (from the looks of it: tequila, lime, guacamole, crunk, and cilantro). Then I threw everything off the bed in a violent crunken rage (actually, I don’t remember it, but looking around my room this morning that’s my best guess) and crunked the fuck out.
Everyone should really have a livejournal [like Pam].
we can't stop here it's bat country
Aug 10, 2006 @ 15:05
Hey BoingBoing crowd hammering xoplcom right now. Thanks for coming.
So I'm flying the friendly skies tomorrow... security sure is going to be fun. I'm going to Vegas. Viva Las Vegas.
So. I'm wondering. While I've got you all here, can any of you suggest great places to play some Texas Holdem, see some... dancing, get good comp drinks.. etc. Places to eat. Any ideas would be appreciated. I want to show my brother a good time.
Thanks!