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someone set us up the joke

Dec 7, 2005 @ 12:05

So I went and got a sammich downstairs, right? Right. And the checkout girl gave me my change, and then quite deliberately looked at me and deadpanned, "Do you need a <em>sack</em>?" (That's right, emphasis on the "sack.") Her coworker did her best to contain herself.

I politely declined, considering I just had one simple prewrapped sandwich to carry.

I giggled the entire walk back through the building. Do you have any idea how hard it was to not say, "No thanks, I have one."

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ho ho hogwarts

Dec 7, 2005 @ 11:10

Will somebody PLEASE see the new Harry Potter with me?

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it sucks! [rimshot]

Dec 7, 2005 @ 10:57

If you need to download entire websites, or all the images from a website, or all the videos from a website... you could learn wget, or just download Deep Vacuum. I highly recommend it.

Oh, you have an Apple, right?

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snap, crackle, pop

Dec 7, 2005 @ 09:53

It's too bad this doesn't support MP3s. When I can stream my Elis & Tom MP3s through this thing realtime so they sound like they are on vinyl, then that'll be something.

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ho ho horror

Dec 5, 2005 @ 19:15

So, I'm watching Cartoon Network. It's the Billy and Mandy Chrimbo special to be exact. They just had a Zombie Santa scream, "I'll swallow your soul!" Right out of Evil Dead. At 7:00 in the evening.

What. In. The. Fuck.

That easily tops when they had a cartoon refer to pooping as "dropping a deuce" at 3 in the afternoon.

I don't see where they get off editing The Goonies.

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take that mom

Dec 5, 2005 @ 15:35

And you said booze was gonna pickle my liver. HA! HA HA HA! HAAAAA! I win.

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oh my god it's snooowing!

Dec 3, 2005 @ 13:30

I love it when the snowflakes are huge, and each one falls individually. I think I understand the wool coat now. It seemed a bit odd, because ultimately a coat made of hair could get all wet and nasty. However, wool traps each of the snowflakes, which leather and nylon certainly don't do. I have some paper cutting to do.

Usually we don't get any snow til after christmas... not any that stays around anyway. This is awesome.

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rip roaring revelation

Dec 1, 2005 @ 23:07

Wow! That annoying American embassy guy in the hospital in American Werewolf in London... that's Frank Oz! The voice of Yoda! The voice of like half the muppets!

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they are so fricken emo!

Dec 1, 2005 @ 20:26

I'm not just a misfit.Ho-Ho-Holy crap! The Family channel is doing a marathon of Rankin-Bass christmas cartoons/claymations on Saturday! Holy crap! There is one on right now! Holy crap! Rudolf the red nosed reindeer is hanging out with the Three Little Pigs.

WTF?!

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final dragon fantasy quest

Dec 1, 2005 @ 20:01

Dragon Quest VIII screen shotHoly crap! I just saw a commercial for Dragon Quest VIII, which would be the latest installment of the once Dragon Warrior series that first appeared in the U.S. on the 8-bit Nintendo. It's got amazing cell-shaded cartoony 3D anime graphics. Check out this gallery. Wow, they even still have golems as enemies. They had those in Dragon Warrior I (US), and they even looked roughly the same! So cool. I wish I had a PS2 so I could play it! I'm starting to feel a little weird about how long it has been since I played a new video game. You also get a demo of Final Fantasy XII on the disk because the RPG empires of ENIX and Square merged. Times certainly are a-changing. Incidentally, the boys at Penny Arcade think that FF XII is the worst game ever.

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