van goghhhhh my god!!!!!
Jul 25, 2006 @ 15:01
Two people who knew Kay told The Star-Ledger of Newark that the hand, which Kay nicknamed "Freddy," was a gift from a medical student who frequented an all-nude juice bar where she dances.
You can't make this stuff up.
braineaters barred
Jul 25, 2006 @ 12:22
"Zombies Arrested in Downtown Minneapolis." Is this the beginning of a crackdown on the innocent undead inhabitants of our fair city?
"They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people with their "ghoulish" makeup.
fruity fucking pebbles
Jul 24, 2006 @ 00:43
There's mother fucking fruity pebbles on the mother fucking plane! These are so good... why don't I buy them more often?
i still got it
Jul 21, 2006 @ 09:05
Subject: (no subject)
From: "Emily"
Date: Fri, July 21, 2006 12:05 am
yeah so your whole little "anti-hanson" thing. they DID make a comeback and an incredibly good one at that. i'm sure you're just another one of those closed minded people that listened to one song and decided you didn't like them and never bothered to listen to anything else or even listen to the lyrics. lighten up, even music i don't like or really can't stand i don't go around making hate sites about. and most people don't because they have lives, a thought? more like a suggestion.
suicide watch
Jul 19, 2006 @ 14:02
please, somebody, take away all the sharp objects and bed sheets. I'm at the bottom. rock bottom. despair. desolation.
HOW COULD THE ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OCTOBER?!
Don't they know how hot it is going to be in early September?! Do they have any idea what happens to zombie make up — and worse, fake blood — under those kinds of conditions?!
I don't think they thought this through.. and by not thinking they've ruined my life.
Drink Like a Pirate Day had better fucking deliver the goods.
no no no no no
Jul 19, 2006 @ 13:48
mother shit ass death bird commie poop chester cheetah clown fart dry taco fuckers!
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY GOD? WHY?!
The Zombie Pub Crawl. September 9. My brother's wedding. Same day. WHY?!
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!
Is it wrong to destroy my brother's happiness and break up their wedding just so I can be in town that day?
attention jon stewart
Jul 19, 2006 @ 13:13
White House spokesman Tony Snow said Bush would issue a veto [on legalizing embryonic stem cell research] because "it's inappropriate for the federal government to finance something that many people consider murder."
In a Gallup Poll in May, 61% called embryonic stem cell research morally acceptable.
Define "many." Quite a few people think that war is murder. How is it possible that shit like that can be said without any fallout?
dreamytime dinery
Jul 19, 2006 @ 11:20
So I was having this dream this morning about eating sushi that turned then into all this weird bugs, worms... all kinds of horrible things that are delicacies somewhere. There were these two different green things. One had like long legs or something. That was tolerable to eat. But the big fat squishy caterpillars (I think they were tomato hornworms) tasted gross. I was saying how I wasn't really fond of them. I was like, "They kind of taste like cream cheese."
And then I woke up, realising, "That's what food I don't like! Cream cheese!"
The only other food I don't like I've been able to come up with recently was kalamata olives. It's true though, I'm not terribly fond of cream cheese. If its like a minor ingredient, that's fine.
I hear honey bees taste like rubbing alcohol spiked with gasoline. True story.