boobonic plague
Jul 18, 2006 @ 09:04
I wish I had the boobonic plague, as Paul suggested. Unfortunately, I had some sort of real near death experience starting Saturday afternoon with the sleeping 20 hours, cold sweats, 102.5° fever, cough, sore throat, and body aches... continuing on Sunday with the ER visit, negative tests for Strep and Mono, nonspecific viral diagnosis, loss of a gallon of blood to some sort of cruel lab tech, riding the vomitron, and more sleep. I think Gray wrote me off for dead and found a new boyfriend. Or at least it kind of feels that way.
dance dance repairmen
Jul 14, 2006 @ 15:41
These two guys were down in Goldy's with the DDR machine's guts hanging out. They had a toolbox full of brightly colour-coded screw drivers. The one guy was completely unpassionately stepping on one of the panels, perhaps to check the calibration.
So you know Otis Elevator? *The* elevator company? Well, in the parking ramp they aren't Otis... they're Schindler. Schindler's Lift.
"ninjas of the caribbean...
Jul 13, 2006 @ 17:40
...would have been a great movie"
"Everything gets a plot line, but they don't finish any of them. They think about it— but then they just add another plot line."
"Trust me. I've fought a Kraken... it's not that hard."
truth's trivial treachery
Jul 12, 2006 @ 09:56
I played trivia with Gray, Anne, Laura, and Ian last night. One of the questions was, "What animal can't jump?" Then they decided to clarify and say, "What four-legged mammal can't jump?" They were irritated at the players' irritation in them obviously doing what amounts to completely changing the question.
Worms don't fucking jump. If you meant mammal, say fucking mammal next time.
Anne's answer was also good: dead. Dead animals don't jump.
I was all for "sloth," but Laura disagreed. I don't know what went on our sheet, but they were looking for "elephant." I've seen elephants jump. Baby elephants jump. What bullshit.
They also totally screwed up the definitions of isotope and ion.
AND, if we had known we could write down the actors' names instead of just character names we all had Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor... and Gray knew exactly who those two like 50s actors were as well.
The good news is, since I'm clearly smarter than the trivia masters... I think victory will be ours!
Oh... best part? No sports questions.
radio krack
Jul 10, 2006 @ 09:01
in your butt
put the boogie in your butt
put put the boogie in your butt
put a tree in your butt
put a bee in your butt
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG?!!?!
put a telephone in your butt
put some dust in your butt
it's a must in your butt
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY
continuous quizes
Jul 6, 2006 @ 14:16
I think I'd like to start a blog series where I do every single quiz on this website and record the results for you all to see.
But I'm at work now. Hard at work. Right now.
what's better?
Jul 5, 2006 @ 10:49
borderline dog pornography set to make-out electronica or borderline human pornography set to weird rap rock? Girls wearing little more than football helmets + air guitar = amazing?
loltomic bombs nuclear lollercaust
Jul 3, 2006 @ 15:57
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.
"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
"Woof," says the brunette.
"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
"Potatoes," says the blonde.
how about a nice cup of
Jun 29, 2006 @ 10:50
I'll let google complete the sentence.
I'm so sick of Republicans calling Democrats cowards and traitors -- weak on security. I'm ill with the false sense of patriotism. Why won't the Democrats stop being such huge pussies and just make a giant novelty chart showing the simple fact that Manhattan, and the rest of New York City that counts, VOTED DEMOCRAT in 2004.
And why stop there, I mean shit, the county by county diagram of how the country voted for President in 2004 is nothing short of blue: places terrorists have heard of and might actually attack and red: places where chicken shit ass poor excuses for Americans live.
Let's do role call... who voted for a Democratic president in 2004:
New York City, specifically and overwhelmingly including Manhattan where the Twin Towers stood. (82% Democrat?!)
Chicago
Boston
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Las Vegas
Miami
Seattle
Where else? Well hell, Washington DC voted Democrat, too! Hell, even Arlington, VA where the Pentagon is voted Democrat.
So that's two of the only three places actually attacked by terrorists voting for Democrats after 9/11.
That plane crashed in Somerset county, PA... they voted Republican, but I'd like to point out that the state of Pennsylvania voted Democrat and that the plane was on its way to DC, which as I already said, voted Democrat.
So seriously guys... next time some Republican from bumblefuck nowhere is on the floor at the Capitol, spouting off about how Democrats want terrorists to win... pull out the giant novelty charts and graphs, and put the giant shut-the-fuck-up smack down.
(Yes, I realise the irony in the title in that you'd probably all like me to never bring up politics ever again.)
