magical mystery tour
Feb 1, 2006 @ 22:35
instead of a videogame describing my life, what if I did an online cryptography scavenger hunt each week...
if you want to make this harder, note that the first line is always a clue for the next stage... so you could skip the clues if you are hardcore... except for this clue, which you probably need:
a really smart guy once observed that 16 is not 14.9
First one to win will be able to prove it in the comments for this blog entry.
semicolons are for winners
Feb 1, 2006 @ 12:28
hmmm.... since blogging is soooooo 2005, and you can't do interpretive dance in HTML format, I think maybe I'll stop writing and instead start publishing multi-platform SDL videogame binaries weekly whose plots and graphics will be indicitive of my trouble and strife. So, you'll download and play the game instead of just reading text here.
I think that's a great idea. I know what I'm doing all weekend!
Hooray for C!
darlin' I'm somewhere inbetween
Jan 31, 2006 @ 17:41
I said, every night, she just can't stop saying,
New Mex-i-co cops
New Mex-i-co cops
New Mex-i-co cops
They ain't too smaaa-aaaart!
[import only]
not that it matters, but...
Jan 30, 2006 @ 16:47
It's a good thing Minnesota's Democratic Senator Mark Dayton isn't running for Senate again... because he's going to support the Alito nomination. So we're not friends anymore.
I encourage you to contact Mark Dayton and tell him not to be such a dumbass.
sick of tegan, too?
Jan 29, 2006 @ 13:19
I saw everybody's favourite all girl band Sick of Sarah (formerly Sparkle Motion) at O'Gara's in St. Paul with Em and Mal last night. They were trying to get signed to a label. Hopefully they scored a deal.
bow wow wow yippee yo
Jan 29, 2006 @ 11:22
yippe yay
Gung hey fat choy! It's the first day of the Year of the Dog, bitches! That means me.
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
The ball's in her court now, Bart.
It's also year 4703... suspicious at best.
sinking ship
Jan 27, 2006 @ 22:55
I'd like to see that cock sucking mother fucker Bush do something like this.
testicular tanooki suit
Jan 26, 2006 @ 23:34
Ok... so, in my movies.txt file (where I keep my list of movies I need to see) was a gem I didn't think I'd get to see anytime soon. Here's how it appears in the file:
Pom Poko (raccoon balls... testicles... movie)
A bit weird, you might say? Well, you see... it's accurate. Pom Poko is an anime film from Japan about shape-shifting raccoons with magical balls.
I shit you not.
And it was just on Turner Classic Movies tonight. It's actually pretty Emo, I gotta say... reminiscent of some Rankin Bass shit.
You still don't believe me about the magical testicles, do you? Well... allow me to show you then:
Yes. That really is a scene from Pom Poko involving raccoons using their scrotums as parachutes. You still don't believe me, do you? Look... where is that skin connecting back to the raccoon?
This is a CHILDREN'S CARTOON.
You know what happens right after the scrotum parachuting? The raccoons' balls swell up to enormous proportions, and they divebomb riot police. They divebomb riot police, and then the raccoons PUMMEL THE COPS WITH THEIR NUTS.
I know this is hard to imagine. How could such a fantastic film have slipped past you all these years? Well, let me tell you, it has... and you will come to thank me for finding it for you.
I'm telling you, that's their balls. In many other scenes in the cartoon, the raccoons are sporting big Peter-Griffin's-chin BALLS between their legs.
It's on again tonight. TCM. 1:45am. Pom Poko.