i was at the jabberjaw
Aug 8, 2006 @ 11:03
cutest boy i ever saw
he was standing behind me
he was such a dream.
he kept looking right my way
i wanna see him every day
randy told me where he lives
in murderapolis
(Sorry, "That Dog.")
So, I slept through the sirens... and the gunshot... but somebody got murdered on my corner last night at around 2am.
THERE HAVE BEEN "42" HOMICIDES. However Minneapolis count is 40. They do not count things like your boyfriend run's you over and kills you with his car. etc.... (murderapolis.org)
fringe fest features fucking
Aug 7, 2006 @ 13:23
Well, it kind of does. There's some simulated alien-on-human sex. If you are going to see one Fringe Fest play, go see The Secret Life of Kitty Williams. Aliens, full-on camp, hillbilly deputies, slutty Marilyn Monroe-looking yokels... god there's just so much I don't want to spoil for you. The cast is hot, the effects are hilarious. Go see it. I already saw it with Gray and Gray's family... and Gray's aunt and cousin have major roles. Go out for very saucey pizza with yellow banana peppers on it afterwards.
it would be a 4 hour epic
Aug 4, 2006 @ 09:57
Ok, I'm pitching to you a new Sci-Fi/Horror film. Aliens invade earth for two hours, humans are victorious... having killed all the aliens. But the movie isn't over. Whether it be leaked chemicals, a virus, or some other Night of the Living Dead explanation... the aliens come back from the dead as zombies... for another two hours of movie.
These aliens could certainly be space-pirates. And, I would imagine they would possess advanced robotic technologies, too. I mean, why wouldn't they?
easy as one, two, three
Jul 31, 2006 @ 23:18
Politically Incorrect Alphabit
pillow pants' precious
Jul 28, 2006 @ 19:27
It occured to me after seeing the hilarious Clerks II that Kevin Smith looks exactly like Peter Jackson, and that he should star in the role of Peter Jackson in "The Making Of The Lord Of The Rings." ("The Lord Of The Lord Of The Rings" as Jesse puts it.)
Seriously, just think about it...
Smith as Jackson, chewing out Liv Tyler in Elvish.
Or, chasing an orc around with a prop sword.
Of course there would be a strong one-ring, my-precious-style madness subplot as the stress ramped up.
don't hassle the hoff
Jul 28, 2006 @ 17:49
David Hasselhoff's new music video for "Jump In My Car."
He has the worst songs and the best videos. Give it some time... the ending is way better than the beginning. You take this with "Hooked On A Feeling", and I get the idea that he's taking the piss. I hope he is. God.
pirate ships were early democracies
Jul 27, 2006 @ 13:56
So we'll vote on it. Drink Like a Pirate Day:
September 16?
or
September 23?