oOx (little hug, big hug, little kiss)
Jun 21, 2006 @ 23:56
Nacho Libre does not deserve all these negative reviews. I thought it had quite a few laughable moments, and it was quite charming. I'd tell you my favourite part, but I don't want to ruin it. KERSPLASH!
turtlemancy
Jun 21, 2006 @ 14:00
So, apparently I have fairly advanced turtlemancery skills. I was down by the Mississippi for lunch yesterday and was joined by a shelled reptilian friend who I shall call Picasso seeing as he was one of those painter... painted... turtles. He was having some lunch: mostly seaweed nibbled from rocks. He kept poking his head above water to check me out, but wasn't too bothered by my presense. I think this could be the start of a fine career in turtology.
the bearded curtain
Jun 21, 2006 @ 13:41
We all know that Karl Marx had an amazing beard.
But his life-long friend Friedrich Engels' beard is all that is marvelous and wonderful in the world. I mean seriously... look at that thing.
Strangely, I don't think Engels was invited to the Communist Party.
colourful
Jun 16, 2006 @ 10:23
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you can't hurry good pizza
Jun 12, 2006 @ 11:28
I had to revisit this.
Turn that frown upside down.
uptown crime problem solved
Jun 8, 2006 @ 11:04
Who needs to police? They're all under investigation anyway. Thank god we have Galatic superheroes to save us from crime in Uptown.
di knows vi
Jun 7, 2006 @ 11:16
How hot is that?
I will say, I'm awfully suspicious of a girl that says she likes me on 6.6.06.
hail satan!
Jun 6, 2006 @ 06:06
Happy 6/6/06, 6-6-06, 6.6.06, etc.
Finally a fancy date that we and the Europeans can be in agreement on. None of this, "it's Month-Day," "no it's Day-Month," argument crap.
footie!
Jun 4, 2006 @ 23:14
We are the Chelsea and we are the best. We are the Chelsea and FUCK all the rest.
Oh, wait no, this is the World Cup, not London.
If anybody is looking for me at 8:00am on this Saturday the 10th I'll be kicking things off with England v Paraguay. English beer and English breakfast at 8:00am. That's priceless.
Italia v USA at 2:00pm the next Saturday. That'll be huge.
Come pretend to care about football (soccer, you idiot) for the comradery, like me. I'd write where exactly right here, but then somebody would take a hit out on me if they knew a place and time to find me.
it's pronounced "serge"
Jun 4, 2006 @ 23:10
So, this guy was in the laundry room just now, and he had an accent. So naturally he loves football (that's soccer for you idiots).
Me: "You like football? The World Cup's coming up..."
Him: "Yeah, my country is playing."
Me: "What country are you from?"
Him: "Togo."
Me: "Does Togo have good chances?"
Him: "Yes. We're playing [he rattles off all the countries Togo is playing in the World Cup such as France and Swaziland and somebody]."
Me: "Hey, I'm Zach."
Him: "Serge."
Me: "Serge?"
Him: "Serge."
Me: "Big Gulps, eh guys? Well. See ya later."