bilbo, the legend continues
May 25, 2006 @ 09:08
Apparently, those in the penis pill industry have a real penchant for fantasy fiction. I've gotten three more excerpts of the Hobbit today. I'm going to get the whole book. Maybe this is just a clever anonymous, distributed book stealing ring?
nasty turn. Mostly it had been as good as May can be, even in merry tales, but now it was cold and wet. In the Lone-lands they had to camp when they could, but at least it had been dry. To think it will soon be June, grumbled Bilbo as he splashed along behind the others in a very muddy track. It was after tea-time; it was pouring with rain, and had been all day; his hood was dripping into his eyes, his cloak was full of
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thats it. When we came this way last, when we twisted that nassty young squeaker. Thats it. Curse it! It slipped from us, after all these ages and ages! Its gone, gollum. Suddenly Gollum sat down and began to weep, a whistling and gurgling sound horrible to listen to. Bilbo halted and flattened himself against the tunnel-wall. After a while Gollum stopped weeping and began to talk.
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the track without any great hope of ever getting to the end before they lay down and died of starvation. This they did all that day, going very slowly and wearily, while Bombur kept on wailing that his legs would not carry him and that he wanted to lie down and sleep. No you dont! they said. Let your legs take their share, we have carried you far enough.
of numbers
May 24, 2006 @ 18:56
I saw The Da Vinci Awful with sith33 yesterday. Before the movie we went to Noodles for some chow. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it was after eating... we got back in my car and started to drive towards the downtown theater. We passed a family of three. A dad and his two daughters were all wearing bright, hot, neon pink t-shirts. Dad's shirt had nothing on the back, but his two daughters... one had a big white 7, and the other had a big white 4. I made an audio note of this using my phone's memo service right after it happened, as we turned left onto Washington. I wish I'd snapped a picture instead. I can't seem to get the audio off my phone via bluetooth. (What good is bluetooth then, I ask?)
My car overheated maybe 200 feet or less from the Block E parking garage.
rich, like a hot noise
May 24, 2006 @ 14:31
So I'm going to start a company that does nothing but make bikini temporary tattoos that cover all the possible various poses of naked lady real tattoos that people get, so that they can make their tattoo slightly more appropriate in such situations as it would be prudent by simply applying the temporary bikini over their naked lady tattoo.
hobbit spam
May 24, 2006 @ 13:42
flames. He shuddered; and very quickly he was plain Mr. Baggins of Bag-End, Under-Hill, again. He got up trembling. He had less than half a mind to fetch the lamp, and more than half a mind to pretend to, and go and hide behind the beer barrels in the cellar, and not come out again until all the dwarves had gone away. Suddenly he found that the music and the singing had stopped, and they were all looking at him with eyes
Best spam email filter-defeating text ever!
drilling it home
May 24, 2006 @ 09:49
All this NSA listening to phone calls, obtaining phone records, scanning internet traffic... none of it is going to do a shade of good anymore now that those treasonous leakers put it out in the open and the terrorists know we're watching them. And you know we've got their houses bugged, and agents in their mosques.
The only place left for these terrorists to plan is in public spaces, in person, like the old days. But we've got cameras in all the public spaces! So we're safe! Go us!
Well, almost all the public spaces. We don't have cameras and microphones installed in public bathrooms or in public gym locker rooms and showers yet. Al Qaeda is going to plot again us in the shower at the YMCA or in the bathroom at the mall, and if we don't put cameras up, the smoking gun this time might be a mushroom cloud. Remember, you can't poop in private if you are dead.
Besides, if you don't have anything to hide, then what are you worried about? You don't really think the NSA is going to go after ordinary Americans for what they are doing in the bathroom and shower, do you?
And hey, lets not forget about all the female terrorists in Georgia, Sri Lanka, and Malaysia. If we ignore the female threat we're just asking for another 9/11. Actually, terrorists are probably more likely to be women next time around for this very reason. We better make double-extra-special sure we've got cameras in womens' locker rooms, showers, bathrooms... you know, all the public spaces we aren't currently monitoring.
These people have sworn to destroy America, people. Can we say that we are doing EVERYTHING we can to stop another terrorist attack? Can Bush? Not until they put these cameras in the women's showers they can't!