there is no god save the queen
Mar 26, 2006 @ 21:43
HA! I knew there was a reason why I like England more. All those "it's just as bad over there" people can shut up:
Percentage of athiests/agnostics in America: 3-9%
Percentage of athiests/agnostics in Britain: 31-44%
There you have it.
P.S. Pam turned down revisiting Commercialism's Most Unholy Temple (the Mall of America).
P.P.S. Something else that I'm forgetting.
P.P.P.S. Not what I'm forgetting, but I did see V for Vendetta with Christy. Unfortunately, our country has no super hero.
mouse's movie musings
Mar 21, 2006 @ 01:08
Our next installment in TV land. Someday I'll get around to embedded the clips... I'm going to bed.
vlog verification
Mar 19, 2006 @ 15:44
"At last we have control of your TV set!"
Can everybody view this movie?
media's masking
Mar 19, 2006 @ 12:35
4100 people protested the war and the presidency of George W. Bush in Minneapolis on Saturday, and I've yet to see any newspaper coverage.
an azure atrocity
Mar 17, 2006 @ 20:49
We'll get to the atrocity, but first let me tell you about Target and Blick. Target is slightly less interesting, but I will say Zoë is my favourite name... especially when it involves ümlates and girls hot enough to live up to the name. (Oh how I dream of girls with exotic names...) Blick on the other hand... I have never gone there and not seen two total bombshells behind the register. I don't know what the deal is.
Ok, so I went to the mall to get a video adapter for my new Apple so I could go dual head. Out of the corner of my eye I spot blue ice cream. Being from Wisconsin, and being that they don't have Hansen's Dairy around here, I was skeptical – but hopeful – that it would be Blue Moon ice cream. Lo and behold, it was! I ordered some up, explaining to the completely indifferent employees my delight in seeing this Flavour outside the depths of hell— I mean Wisconsin.
Making a quick lap through the mall while I lapped at my icecream (I lie. It was in a dish. I was eating it with a spoon.) these two little kids decided to nag the lone buffalo separated from the herd (me):
Kid 1: "What flavour is that blue ice cream?"
Kid 2: "Yeah, is it any good?"
Me: Actually, it is blended Smurfs. They put vanilla ice cream and a handful of Smurfs in a blender. [Digging in the bowl] Hey, look, Smurfette's hat!
Both of their eyes got wide. I was all excited. Here it is, here comes the Niagra Falls.
Kid 1: What's a "smurf?"
DAMNIT! Foiled by the generation gap!
Me: Nevermind, kid. It tastes like blue. You happy?
Lowsy brats didn't cry for Smurfette. They'd get along with Gargamel just fine... and his little red cat Azrael...
*cough*
Anyway, I got to the Apple store with some Blue Moon left over in my dish and the guy says, "Sir, no food or drink in the store please." To which I quip back, "Well, you can't hardly call this food," and plop a big gooey liquid blue glob into the bowl.
He laughed, and I laughed, and we had a couple beers, and talked about bitches and sports.
really, i promise
Mar 16, 2006 @ 11:19
I know it's been nothing but politics lately. But allow me to assure you, when my new Mac gets here I'll be vlogging teh funny for you.
s, a, t-u-r, d-a-y, hey!
Mar 16, 2006 @ 00:31
There's a protest Saturday in Minneapolis. Please come.
she ain't no human being
Mar 15, 2006 @ 22:48
really bad intelligence
Mar 15, 2006 @ 13:34
"Some of the most powerful IEDs we're seeing in Iraq today includes components that came from Iran." -Bush
Hmmm, now I can understand Bush getting a typo on his original war intelligence. Whoops, we're sorry, we meant Iran this whole time, not Iraq.
Then again, from this picture (via boingboing), I think it is pretty clear that the IED technology is en route from Finland, not Iran.
Wrong again, CIA!